Post by Victor Bloodmoon on Feb 11, 2007 14:36:16 GMT -6
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The camera comes to life at a POW house show. Two unknown wrestlers are having a tryout match in the ring. One has a headlock on the other. He holds it… holds it… still holding it… the other tries to squirm away… still holding…}[/shadow]
[glow=blue,2,5000000000]Alex Pilgrim: MY GOD!!! HE HAS THE HEADLOCK ON!!! [/glow]
[glow=green,2,5000000000]Tony Almanti*Unenthusiastically*: my god… somebody… stop this. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The wrestler holding the headlock ignores the chants from the crowd and continues the hold. Suddenly, “Blitzkrieg” by Metallica starts blasting out of the PA system as multicolored lights start flashing throughout the arena. The crowd is…why, they’re cheering!} [/shadow]
[glow=blue,2,5000000000]Pilgrim: It seems that we’ve entered some alternate universe where the POW fans love Victor Bloodmoon! [/glow]
[glow=green,2,5000000000]Almanti: Either that, or they’re just glad someone interrupted this crappy match. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{Sure enough, Victor Bloodmoon comes out from behind the entrance curtain and raises his arms, then looks around in confusion at the crowd’s response. When he looks at the wrestler in the ring (who is still using the headlock) he understands why. He promptly walks down the aisle and gets into the ring. He gets a mic from the ring announcer as the music and lights stop. Victor walks over to the wrestler (still using the dreaded headlock), looks him in the eye, and raises the mic to his mouth.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Let me show you how it’s done. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The young wrestler finally releases the headlock and steps back into the corner. Victor drops the mic, then boots the other wrestler in the gut. Victor puts a facelock on him, lifts him up, and drills him into the mat with a bone crushing Bloodmoon Rising, shaking the ring on impact. The master of the headlock looks on in awe. Victor picks up the mic again.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: See, now that’s a finisher, kid. Let’s see you give it a try. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The young wrestler goes over to lift the downed wrestler, but is suddenly trapped by Victor. Victor executes a picture-perfect German suplex to the master of the headlock. He walks over to the kid, picks him up by the back of his head and looks him in the eye again.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Sorry kid, this is my time now. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{Victor tosses the kid over the ropes, then kicks the other one out of the ring. He picks up the mic once again before walking to the middle of the ring.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Now, let’s get down to business. All you people are probably wondering why I came down here and interrupted this little try-out match. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd actually cheers again, showing how dull this match truly was.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: It’s simply because, I’m going to be the next POW Valor Champion. And being the champion, I can do whatever the Hell I want! [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd begins to boo Victor, as Victor smiles and laughs in response.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: My next opponent in this tournament is Jason Lee. Well, Mr. Lee, I must tell you, I have always enjoyed your work. No, seriously, I have! I mean, I have always loved your roles in the Kevin Smith movies, as well as the awesome job you do on My Name is Earl. I’ll tell you this: Alec Baldwin has nothing on you, that Golden Globe should have been yours, and everybody damn well knows it. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The ring announcer gives a “psst” and Victor approaches him. He whispers something to Victor, who then gets a confused expression on his face.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: It isn’t Jason Lee the actor? [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The ring announcer shakes his head no.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Oh, well then, who the Hell is this guy? [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The announcer whispers once again in Victor’s ear.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Trained by Shawn Stevens? [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd gives a cheer at the mention of S-Cubed.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Who the Hell cares?!?! [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd quickly changes from cheers to boos.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: No, do you think I care who anybody was trained by? I was trained by perhaps the greatest wrestler ever to grace a German ring: Gustave Toulon, my father. He taught me how to cripple a man, any time I want. He taught me to not just rely on my size, but my wrestling ability. I guarantee you this: there is nobody in the POW that is a better wrestler than me. Shawn Stevens has been wrestling for what, a year? What exactly makes him a good trainer? Jason Lee the wrestler, I am not going to talk any trash about you, there will be no put-downs or name calling, because I will let my wrestling do the talking. Lee, you are not beating me and getting in between me and the Valor Championship, because come First Rights…I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!! [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{“Blitzkrieg” hits again as Victor raises his arms, much to the dismay of the crowd, who boos him heavily. Victor exits the ring before walking up the entrance ramp, still taunting various audience members, and stepping behind the curtain as the scene fades out.} [/shadow]
[glow=blue,2,5000000000]Alex Pilgrim: MY GOD!!! HE HAS THE HEADLOCK ON!!! [/glow]
[glow=green,2,5000000000]Tony Almanti*Unenthusiastically*: my god… somebody… stop this. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The wrestler holding the headlock ignores the chants from the crowd and continues the hold. Suddenly, “Blitzkrieg” by Metallica starts blasting out of the PA system as multicolored lights start flashing throughout the arena. The crowd is…why, they’re cheering!} [/shadow]
[glow=blue,2,5000000000]Pilgrim: It seems that we’ve entered some alternate universe where the POW fans love Victor Bloodmoon! [/glow]
[glow=green,2,5000000000]Almanti: Either that, or they’re just glad someone interrupted this crappy match. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{Sure enough, Victor Bloodmoon comes out from behind the entrance curtain and raises his arms, then looks around in confusion at the crowd’s response. When he looks at the wrestler in the ring (who is still using the headlock) he understands why. He promptly walks down the aisle and gets into the ring. He gets a mic from the ring announcer as the music and lights stop. Victor walks over to the wrestler (still using the dreaded headlock), looks him in the eye, and raises the mic to his mouth.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Let me show you how it’s done. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The young wrestler finally releases the headlock and steps back into the corner. Victor drops the mic, then boots the other wrestler in the gut. Victor puts a facelock on him, lifts him up, and drills him into the mat with a bone crushing Bloodmoon Rising, shaking the ring on impact. The master of the headlock looks on in awe. Victor picks up the mic again.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: See, now that’s a finisher, kid. Let’s see you give it a try. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The young wrestler goes over to lift the downed wrestler, but is suddenly trapped by Victor. Victor executes a picture-perfect German suplex to the master of the headlock. He walks over to the kid, picks him up by the back of his head and looks him in the eye again.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Sorry kid, this is my time now. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{Victor tosses the kid over the ropes, then kicks the other one out of the ring. He picks up the mic once again before walking to the middle of the ring.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Now, let’s get down to business. All you people are probably wondering why I came down here and interrupted this little try-out match. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd actually cheers again, showing how dull this match truly was.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: It’s simply because, I’m going to be the next POW Valor Champion. And being the champion, I can do whatever the Hell I want! [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd begins to boo Victor, as Victor smiles and laughs in response.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: My next opponent in this tournament is Jason Lee. Well, Mr. Lee, I must tell you, I have always enjoyed your work. No, seriously, I have! I mean, I have always loved your roles in the Kevin Smith movies, as well as the awesome job you do on My Name is Earl. I’ll tell you this: Alec Baldwin has nothing on you, that Golden Globe should have been yours, and everybody damn well knows it. [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The ring announcer gives a “psst” and Victor approaches him. He whispers something to Victor, who then gets a confused expression on his face.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: It isn’t Jason Lee the actor? [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The ring announcer shakes his head no.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Oh, well then, who the Hell is this guy? [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The announcer whispers once again in Victor’s ear.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Trained by Shawn Stevens? [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd gives a cheer at the mention of S-Cubed.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: Who the Hell cares?!?! [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{The crowd quickly changes from cheers to boos.} [/shadow]
[glow=red,2,5000000000]Victor: No, do you think I care who anybody was trained by? I was trained by perhaps the greatest wrestler ever to grace a German ring: Gustave Toulon, my father. He taught me how to cripple a man, any time I want. He taught me to not just rely on my size, but my wrestling ability. I guarantee you this: there is nobody in the POW that is a better wrestler than me. Shawn Stevens has been wrestling for what, a year? What exactly makes him a good trainer? Jason Lee the wrestler, I am not going to talk any trash about you, there will be no put-downs or name calling, because I will let my wrestling do the talking. Lee, you are not beating me and getting in between me and the Valor Championship, because come First Rights…I WILL BE VICTORIOUS!!! [/glow]
[shadow=orange,2,5000000000]{“Blitzkrieg” hits again as Victor raises his arms, much to the dismay of the crowd, who boos him heavily. Victor exits the ring before walking up the entrance ramp, still taunting various audience members, and stepping behind the curtain as the scene fades out.} [/shadow]
