Post by morrison on Feb 13, 2007 0:25:33 GMT -6
"Americas Most Hated" by Kevin Federline begins to play over the speakers in the POW arena. The building goes dark and a single light is shown at the entryway. Out of the curtain, "New Money" Rich Morrison appears. The crowd is booing loudly as Rich arrogantly walks to the ring. Every footstep corresponds to a beat in his theme song. He slowly slides into the ring. He gets on the middle rope and throws his arms above his head. Morrison means business tonight folks! He grabs a microphone from the ring announcer and stands in the middle of the ring. The crowd continues to show their disapproval.
Morrison: First of all, I can stand in the middle of this ring and give you people an angered scowl all night, I don't care. If you don't shut your faces for a second, we'll never get this over with.
The fans aren't stopping but Rich doesn't care. I guess he'll start speaking anyway.
Morrison: No, No and once again...No! I have people from all over the world asking me the same thing over and over again. I will tell all of you people, as well as Stevens the same answer I told the other two hundred people asking me. The New Money Army is dead! It's dead and buried. The reason I put Coban and Matthews on the doorstep is because they suck. Now, I know it doesn't sound like a truthful answer...but for the first time in my life, I'm not lying. I don't know the reason Chester Coban allowed me to pick up the victory last week. Honestly, I don't care. A win is a win. If you wanna find out why he did what he did, I'm sure he'll be out here later on to defend his actions. However, I assure you. It was not a Rich Morrison orchestrated plot.
Rich Morrison looks shockingly honest. Perhaps he is telling the truth?
Morrison: Then, I get a phone call from my agent telling me that Rob Matthews has signed a POW Contract. Needless to say, this has been one confusing week in the professional life of Rich Morrison. The signing of Rob Matthews was also not my doing. I assume that Rob had heard how great the POW was doing and figured he'd head on over and bring his aura of "Suck" into this mix. It's too bad, Rob's gonna have to play a supporting role in the company. You know, since everyone is better than he is!
Morrison begins to laugh to himself. He finds amusement in the berating of his former allies.
Morrison: Honestly though, I'm here to discuss this little tag team thing we have booked this week. I'm guessing it was thrown together because the POW office thought that nMa was coming back and they'd use the star power of the group that I single handedly created to get ratings. Oh well, next time check with me before you advertise the nMa reunion tour. Shawn Stevens, you think your funny, don't you? You claim that I'm not a main eventer, and that the only reason I was a "franchise player" in LWE was because of nepotism? You are so far from the truth, my friend. As the "Undisputed King of Wrestling", I'm a franchise player everywhere I go. I would have become the UWL World Heavyweight Champion if it wasn't for Jay Jefferson's disdain for everything entertaining. We all know the reason UWL was shut down was because I was on the cusp of capturing the title and proclaiming to the world that I was the #1 guy in this business.
Morrison looks towards the other side of the ring, smiles, and then looks back towards the camera.
Morrison: Moving over to Brock Hoyle...what happend? I told you on the voice mail I left you after the show, I didn't tell Coban to side with me. Now, apparently, you are ignoring me. Well, whatever. I brought you into this business, and I'll be the one to take you out. You are gonna need more than luck, Brock. Trust me.
Morrison wipes the sweat off of his forehead.
Morrison: I don't care if I have to beat the hell out of all three of you, I will not lose this match. Stevens, are you on drugs? Seriously. Perhaps I should talk to Tito Capaci about instituting some sort of "Wellness Program" for the talent. You must be sniffing paint because you rattle off a list of guys you've beaten like it means anything. I don't care who you've beaten. It's coming close to our big title match, Shawn. The only one you should be worried about is me, not all of your other opponents. You did get one thing right though. You said my ego is bigger than FDCM, Josh Eagles, and JTN's all combined. And it will be even more inflated after I win this tag team match and then beat you for the POW World Heavyweight Championship. See you soon, Shawn.
"Americas Most Hated" by Kevin Federline begins to play over the speakers in the POW arena again. Rich exits the ring and disappears through the curtain.
Morrison: First of all, I can stand in the middle of this ring and give you people an angered scowl all night, I don't care. If you don't shut your faces for a second, we'll never get this over with.
The fans aren't stopping but Rich doesn't care. I guess he'll start speaking anyway.
Morrison: No, No and once again...No! I have people from all over the world asking me the same thing over and over again. I will tell all of you people, as well as Stevens the same answer I told the other two hundred people asking me. The New Money Army is dead! It's dead and buried. The reason I put Coban and Matthews on the doorstep is because they suck. Now, I know it doesn't sound like a truthful answer...but for the first time in my life, I'm not lying. I don't know the reason Chester Coban allowed me to pick up the victory last week. Honestly, I don't care. A win is a win. If you wanna find out why he did what he did, I'm sure he'll be out here later on to defend his actions. However, I assure you. It was not a Rich Morrison orchestrated plot.
Rich Morrison looks shockingly honest. Perhaps he is telling the truth?
Morrison: Then, I get a phone call from my agent telling me that Rob Matthews has signed a POW Contract. Needless to say, this has been one confusing week in the professional life of Rich Morrison. The signing of Rob Matthews was also not my doing. I assume that Rob had heard how great the POW was doing and figured he'd head on over and bring his aura of "Suck" into this mix. It's too bad, Rob's gonna have to play a supporting role in the company. You know, since everyone is better than he is!
Morrison begins to laugh to himself. He finds amusement in the berating of his former allies.
Morrison: Honestly though, I'm here to discuss this little tag team thing we have booked this week. I'm guessing it was thrown together because the POW office thought that nMa was coming back and they'd use the star power of the group that I single handedly created to get ratings. Oh well, next time check with me before you advertise the nMa reunion tour. Shawn Stevens, you think your funny, don't you? You claim that I'm not a main eventer, and that the only reason I was a "franchise player" in LWE was because of nepotism? You are so far from the truth, my friend. As the "Undisputed King of Wrestling", I'm a franchise player everywhere I go. I would have become the UWL World Heavyweight Champion if it wasn't for Jay Jefferson's disdain for everything entertaining. We all know the reason UWL was shut down was because I was on the cusp of capturing the title and proclaiming to the world that I was the #1 guy in this business.
Morrison looks towards the other side of the ring, smiles, and then looks back towards the camera.
Morrison: Moving over to Brock Hoyle...what happend? I told you on the voice mail I left you after the show, I didn't tell Coban to side with me. Now, apparently, you are ignoring me. Well, whatever. I brought you into this business, and I'll be the one to take you out. You are gonna need more than luck, Brock. Trust me.
Morrison wipes the sweat off of his forehead.
Morrison: I don't care if I have to beat the hell out of all three of you, I will not lose this match. Stevens, are you on drugs? Seriously. Perhaps I should talk to Tito Capaci about instituting some sort of "Wellness Program" for the talent. You must be sniffing paint because you rattle off a list of guys you've beaten like it means anything. I don't care who you've beaten. It's coming close to our big title match, Shawn. The only one you should be worried about is me, not all of your other opponents. You did get one thing right though. You said my ego is bigger than FDCM, Josh Eagles, and JTN's all combined. And it will be even more inflated after I win this tag team match and then beat you for the POW World Heavyweight Championship. See you soon, Shawn.
"Americas Most Hated" by Kevin Federline begins to play over the speakers in the POW arena again. Rich exits the ring and disappears through the curtain.