Post by Reck Maverick on Feb 11, 2007 22:38:39 GMT -6
We are backstage and Reck Maverick is just walking about spinning a shuriken on his finger and sipping a Diet Pepsi - The Drink of Champions! Aqua’s “Cartoon Heroes” is playing gently in the background. He looks over and notices that a camera is hidden inconspicuously behind a cardboard sign stating NO CAMERA HERE! The Atomic Ninja simply cracks a smile, takes another drink of the Legendary Beverage and pockets the shuriken.
Reck Maverick - You might as well put the camera away dudes. Ya, I heard the comments Butch Skull made. I’m not really bothered, it’s the same old song and dance I’ve heard since day one. For someone that calls me un-original he should’ve at least said or done something I haven’t seen before but alas he went through the classic rant of how he’s better then me and he’s going to kick my ass... Been there - DONE THAT!
Reck sips some more of his Diet Pepsi.
Reck Maverick - Quite frankly if all he is concerned with is kicking my ass, he can kick my ass until he loses that obnoxious chip on his shoulder. Problem is that kicking my ass and pinning my shoulders to the canvas is two COMPLETELY different things. He can’t pin me why? DUH! I’m the STAR of the SHOW, The HERO of the STORY! The only thing that even touch my is the ultimate evil - and Butch Skull is NOT the ultimate evil! He’s not even number 2, or 3 or even in the top 10! He can go ahead and make all the bad jokes and idle threats he wants about me - He said that I said I was better then him and that’s a BOLD FACED LIE! I didn’t say I was better then him, I more or less said he had a similar choice and we took the opposite paths. Him the petty thug, me the RADICAL HERO! *thumbs up* But now that he brought it up - yes I AM better then him. I came up through the BEST promotions and fought the greatest champions in the world, and while Butch Skull possibly could have beaten HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of guys, they weren’t top caliber performers. Because if they were they would ran through the top promotions, but they didn’t so by default they are gutter junk.
CONGRATULATIONS! You beat Gutter Junk! Hooray, you’ve whomped the cannon fodder and FINALLY made it to the big leagues, way to go! Too bad your big debut on THE SHOW is against one of the top dogs. The Ninja Master - Reck Maverick. Wait, I know he doesn’t link all that flashy stuff... Well I will continue to do my so-called "Magic Act" and use my flute and my Power Rangers references simply because Butch Skull's opinion, no, his entire entity is irrelevant. He claimed I’m a work of fiction... That smart mouthed kid said I wasn’t real last week as well, then he got in MY ring... I showed him I am the real deal and I can not WAIT to do it again, because WHEN I whoop you in the middle of MY ring, I will be one step closer to the POW Heavyweight Wrestling Championship. Then no one - NO ONE will say I’m not real, I’m more real then you can imagine and this...
Reck Maverick draws the Blade of Legend
Reck Maverick - Sure as hell is NOT a mere stage prop. I know I’m the hero and I should be peaceful and a pacificist... But I’m still a Maverick, and you can never control a Maverick. So I say it again, I’m not concerned about someone as irrelevant as Butch Skull but I welcome him to the Show, and I’ll be drinking this Diet Pepsi. This “Toilet Water” as he calls in his face after I show him why I am the HERO of the story...
NINJA VANISH
As usual a puff of smoke and the Hero vanishes.
Reck Maverick - You might as well put the camera away dudes. Ya, I heard the comments Butch Skull made. I’m not really bothered, it’s the same old song and dance I’ve heard since day one. For someone that calls me un-original he should’ve at least said or done something I haven’t seen before but alas he went through the classic rant of how he’s better then me and he’s going to kick my ass... Been there - DONE THAT!
Reck sips some more of his Diet Pepsi.
Reck Maverick - Quite frankly if all he is concerned with is kicking my ass, he can kick my ass until he loses that obnoxious chip on his shoulder. Problem is that kicking my ass and pinning my shoulders to the canvas is two COMPLETELY different things. He can’t pin me why? DUH! I’m the STAR of the SHOW, The HERO of the STORY! The only thing that even touch my is the ultimate evil - and Butch Skull is NOT the ultimate evil! He’s not even number 2, or 3 or even in the top 10! He can go ahead and make all the bad jokes and idle threats he wants about me - He said that I said I was better then him and that’s a BOLD FACED LIE! I didn’t say I was better then him, I more or less said he had a similar choice and we took the opposite paths. Him the petty thug, me the RADICAL HERO! *thumbs up* But now that he brought it up - yes I AM better then him. I came up through the BEST promotions and fought the greatest champions in the world, and while Butch Skull possibly could have beaten HUNDREDS and HUNDREDS of guys, they weren’t top caliber performers. Because if they were they would ran through the top promotions, but they didn’t so by default they are gutter junk.
CONGRATULATIONS! You beat Gutter Junk! Hooray, you’ve whomped the cannon fodder and FINALLY made it to the big leagues, way to go! Too bad your big debut on THE SHOW is against one of the top dogs. The Ninja Master - Reck Maverick. Wait, I know he doesn’t link all that flashy stuff... Well I will continue to do my so-called "Magic Act" and use my flute and my Power Rangers references simply because Butch Skull's opinion, no, his entire entity is irrelevant. He claimed I’m a work of fiction... That smart mouthed kid said I wasn’t real last week as well, then he got in MY ring... I showed him I am the real deal and I can not WAIT to do it again, because WHEN I whoop you in the middle of MY ring, I will be one step closer to the POW Heavyweight Wrestling Championship. Then no one - NO ONE will say I’m not real, I’m more real then you can imagine and this...
Reck Maverick draws the Blade of Legend
Reck Maverick - Sure as hell is NOT a mere stage prop. I know I’m the hero and I should be peaceful and a pacificist... But I’m still a Maverick, and you can never control a Maverick. So I say it again, I’m not concerned about someone as irrelevant as Butch Skull but I welcome him to the Show, and I’ll be drinking this Diet Pepsi. This “Toilet Water” as he calls in his face after I show him why I am the HERO of the story...
The Poor Angry Soul
He Crossed The Ninja’s Blade
His Game Is Over
He Crossed The Ninja’s Blade
His Game Is Over
NINJA VANISH
As usual a puff of smoke and the Hero vanishes.
