Post by brock on Feb 13, 2007 22:31:51 GMT -6
Brock Hoyle has been somewhat the forgotten man the past couple of weeks in POW. He's been an important figure, but with all the drama, he seems to get lost in the fray even though if it weren't him stepping up to help Rich Morrison, there wouldn't have been a first match. People forget that he's been whacked over the head a couple of times this week as well. Hoyle isn't really that much of an attention whore, but he understands the business enough to know that if they are talking about you, they aren't thinking about you. And if they aren't thinking about you, they aren't going to give the big shots. All this is running through Brock's head as he addressed the camera in front him a couple of nights before his next match.
Brock: Rich Morrison. Chester Coban. Shawn Stevens. These three names are getting thrown around like they're the only ones wrestling all night. Don't get me wrong, I understand why. Rich Morrison and Chester Coban's relationship more closely resembles a Hollywood match-up like Ben Afleck and J-Lo. (pause) Chester? Would that make you J-Lo? You are after all, a huge ass. Coincidence? I'll let you decide.
Brock takes time to let that sink in.
Brock: Power On Wrestling has been like a freaking soap opera around here. You have guys like Macros and Victor Bloodmoon that would be the "You and the Restless" while Shawn Stevens and I would be "The Bold and the Beautiful." We're going to act like a "Guiding Light" for this company as we lead Power on Wrestling into a positive direction....one without Rich Morrison. How do I plan to assure this? Why, by sending you to "General Hospital" of course! And all it will take is a few good "Knots Landing" on the head. Wow, that one was a stretch.
Again Brock pauses to give people time to get all the references.
Brock: It doesn't matter if you're from "Dallas" or from "Santa Barbara" or even "Beverly Hills, 90210"....you are going to have to concede at some point Shawn Stevens and Brock Hoyle are the future of this company and will in fact, start a "Dynasty" where "All My Children" will be a part of this great sport and this great company!
Once he again he pauses for the rather slow.
Brock: This match and all others after it will go like clockwork. Just "As The World Turns" every single day, Shawn Stevens and Brock Hoyle will be winning matches their way, every day. We're going for it all because after all, you only have "One Life to Live."
Brock winks at the camera and walks out.
Brock: Rich Morrison. Chester Coban. Shawn Stevens. These three names are getting thrown around like they're the only ones wrestling all night. Don't get me wrong, I understand why. Rich Morrison and Chester Coban's relationship more closely resembles a Hollywood match-up like Ben Afleck and J-Lo. (pause) Chester? Would that make you J-Lo? You are after all, a huge ass. Coincidence? I'll let you decide.
Brock takes time to let that sink in.
Brock: Power On Wrestling has been like a freaking soap opera around here. You have guys like Macros and Victor Bloodmoon that would be the "You and the Restless" while Shawn Stevens and I would be "The Bold and the Beautiful." We're going to act like a "Guiding Light" for this company as we lead Power on Wrestling into a positive direction....one without Rich Morrison. How do I plan to assure this? Why, by sending you to "General Hospital" of course! And all it will take is a few good "Knots Landing" on the head. Wow, that one was a stretch.
Again Brock pauses to give people time to get all the references.
Brock: It doesn't matter if you're from "Dallas" or from "Santa Barbara" or even "Beverly Hills, 90210"....you are going to have to concede at some point Shawn Stevens and Brock Hoyle are the future of this company and will in fact, start a "Dynasty" where "All My Children" will be a part of this great sport and this great company!
Once he again he pauses for the rather slow.
Brock: This match and all others after it will go like clockwork. Just "As The World Turns" every single day, Shawn Stevens and Brock Hoyle will be winning matches their way, every day. We're going for it all because after all, you only have "One Life to Live."
Brock winks at the camera and walks out.