Post by Reck Maverick on Feb 8, 2007 18:34:03 GMT -6
We cut backstage where Reck Maverick prepares to deliver one of his award-winning pre-taped interviews.
Reck Maverick - Just like every good story, last week the hero came out on top as your truly - Reck Maverick pinned the dastardly Dan Real in the middle of the ring one... two... two and a half, two and three-quarters... THREE with the awesome Ninjetti-Plex and crowd went wild chanting un-controllably for the true STAR OF THE SHOW, that's right kids - your hero, "The Atomic Ninja."
So a week passes and now I find myself standing across the ring against a broken spirited man named Butch Skull. Now Butch is throwing a fit because he got fired and his friends said bad things about him... Dude! Been there - Done that! I guess that would make Skullovitch the Yin to my Yang. Everyone turned their backs on him... and now he's gone all rebel, ya'know dying his hair black, wearing leather - typical 80's bad ass stuff... Meanwhile I simply looked the ones who turned on me in the eyes and said "Your loss" and look how that turns out - I'm in the HOTTEST promotion in North America as a PREMIERE ATTRACTION! and the ones who smited me? Gone dude - Josh Eagles? Omega Storm? Mere trivia question in the career of Reck Maverick... MPW and UWL? Dead and buried where they belong. I guess I'm sort of the Karmic center of the Universe - If you hang with the Ninja you become immortal! If you turn on me... Your never heard from again... Or maybe it's purely coincidence? Hell if I know.
All I do know however is that I'm battling a brawler... Luckily I'm a decent striker to compliment my suplex and submission expertise. Butch, before you say a word about my appearance or my chosen profession - Don't! Do not concern yourself with such trivial matters dude. I may look like a putz but I'm still the total package in POW - Sure guys may be stronger, faster, better looking and talk better then me - but no one and I emphasis NO ONE brings it all together quite like Reck Maverick. I'm not claiming to be the best there is, was or ever will be... I'm just saying I can beat anyone on any given night... Hold that thought!
Maverick whips out his trusty flute... That's right a FLUTE! No damn cliche guitar for this hero! Anyway he plays the familiar tune of the Dragonzord (You read that right!) suddenly there is a puff of smoke and BLAM a Diet Pepsi falls out the sky. Reck Maverick catches the drink of Champions, unscrews the cap, pulls his mask down and takes a gulp and re-fastens the cap and his mask. He then returns his attention to the ever-present camera.
Reck Maverick - Dude... Product placement rules! *Thumbs up* Where was I... Oh yes, I was talking about the total awesomeness of me wasn't I? Right - so Butch, focus on my wrestling and not on my gimmick dude. Don't pull a Dan Real and cry to the Ref that my Grandiose Ninja skill are WHOOPING your misguided attempt of showmanship because that's what Danny did and everyone watching CBS last Thursday saw how far that got him... On his shoulders for 3 seconds... the 3 second that define which column gets the extra point - wins or losses.
But to be honest I kind of underestimated Dan last week... Underestimated his honesty that is! The little jerk Pearl Harboured me! The nerve - attacking me from behind! I want to ask my good friends Macros and Lance Erickson to whoop him again this week! But back to my own match - Butch Skull I won't make the same mistake again! I won't turn my back to you - actually I was a dunce to do it last week, I'm a veteran of 4 years! I should've seen that coming! But as I do to all my opponents, I'm giving you a simple warning Butch - Play fair and I won't unleash Mr. Blade of Legend on you! I may be the Hero of the Story but I'm still a Maverick, and Mavericks tend to play by their own rules... Hm - I've ran out of cannon fodder for now, so I guess this rant is through, but rest assured that if I think of something else coherent to say - I will be back!
Maverick strikes a Ninja pose.
Reck Maverick - Because the Shadow appears where the flames of evil flicker... and I appear where the Diet Pepsi is on the Road to First Rights watch out Butch Skull! Watch out evil forces because HERE I COME... TO SAVE THE DAY! NINJA VANISH!
BLAM! The trademark puff of smoke and like chewing gum at a stop-smoking seminar... He is gone!
The End... For now!
Reck Maverick - Just like every good story, last week the hero came out on top as your truly - Reck Maverick pinned the dastardly Dan Real in the middle of the ring one... two... two and a half, two and three-quarters... THREE with the awesome Ninjetti-Plex and crowd went wild chanting un-controllably for the true STAR OF THE SHOW, that's right kids - your hero, "The Atomic Ninja."
So a week passes and now I find myself standing across the ring against a broken spirited man named Butch Skull. Now Butch is throwing a fit because he got fired and his friends said bad things about him... Dude! Been there - Done that! I guess that would make Skullovitch the Yin to my Yang. Everyone turned their backs on him... and now he's gone all rebel, ya'know dying his hair black, wearing leather - typical 80's bad ass stuff... Meanwhile I simply looked the ones who turned on me in the eyes and said "Your loss" and look how that turns out - I'm in the HOTTEST promotion in North America as a PREMIERE ATTRACTION! and the ones who smited me? Gone dude - Josh Eagles? Omega Storm? Mere trivia question in the career of Reck Maverick... MPW and UWL? Dead and buried where they belong. I guess I'm sort of the Karmic center of the Universe - If you hang with the Ninja you become immortal! If you turn on me... Your never heard from again... Or maybe it's purely coincidence? Hell if I know.
All I do know however is that I'm battling a brawler... Luckily I'm a decent striker to compliment my suplex and submission expertise. Butch, before you say a word about my appearance or my chosen profession - Don't! Do not concern yourself with such trivial matters dude. I may look like a putz but I'm still the total package in POW - Sure guys may be stronger, faster, better looking and talk better then me - but no one and I emphasis NO ONE brings it all together quite like Reck Maverick. I'm not claiming to be the best there is, was or ever will be... I'm just saying I can beat anyone on any given night... Hold that thought!
Maverick whips out his trusty flute... That's right a FLUTE! No damn cliche guitar for this hero! Anyway he plays the familiar tune of the Dragonzord (You read that right!) suddenly there is a puff of smoke and BLAM a Diet Pepsi falls out the sky. Reck Maverick catches the drink of Champions, unscrews the cap, pulls his mask down and takes a gulp and re-fastens the cap and his mask. He then returns his attention to the ever-present camera.
Reck Maverick - Dude... Product placement rules! *Thumbs up* Where was I... Oh yes, I was talking about the total awesomeness of me wasn't I? Right - so Butch, focus on my wrestling and not on my gimmick dude. Don't pull a Dan Real and cry to the Ref that my Grandiose Ninja skill are WHOOPING your misguided attempt of showmanship because that's what Danny did and everyone watching CBS last Thursday saw how far that got him... On his shoulders for 3 seconds... the 3 second that define which column gets the extra point - wins or losses.
But to be honest I kind of underestimated Dan last week... Underestimated his honesty that is! The little jerk Pearl Harboured me! The nerve - attacking me from behind! I want to ask my good friends Macros and Lance Erickson to whoop him again this week! But back to my own match - Butch Skull I won't make the same mistake again! I won't turn my back to you - actually I was a dunce to do it last week, I'm a veteran of 4 years! I should've seen that coming! But as I do to all my opponents, I'm giving you a simple warning Butch - Play fair and I won't unleash Mr. Blade of Legend on you! I may be the Hero of the Story but I'm still a Maverick, and Mavericks tend to play by their own rules... Hm - I've ran out of cannon fodder for now, so I guess this rant is through, but rest assured that if I think of something else coherent to say - I will be back!
Maverick strikes a Ninja pose.
Reck Maverick - Because the Shadow appears where the flames of evil flicker... and I appear where the Diet Pepsi is on the Road to First Rights watch out Butch Skull! Watch out evil forces because HERE I COME... TO SAVE THE DAY! NINJA VANISH!
BLAM! The trademark puff of smoke and like chewing gum at a stop-smoking seminar... He is gone!
The End... For now!
