Post by daviddeangelo on Feb 19, 2007 20:41:22 GMT -6
::scene cuts in, we are back inside David DeAngelo's Penthouse apartment, the mess has been cleaned up from the polished hard wood floor, and the place is now very neat and put together, David has a few bags sitting by the front door, but he is near the back on the phone, speaking in his native tongue of Dutch::
DD: (In Dutch, subtitled at the bottom of the screen) No.....yeah I'm leaving in a few minutes........yeah, i've been keeping up with it.........yes I'll make sure to keep it up...........no the other two guys are still hiding out somewhere.......it's been me and this other gentleman going back and forth so far.......Black.........yeah, I know, ha ha..........yes, i'll call you when I get there..........couldn't have made it without you........yes, goodbye.
::David drops the receiver back on the base and heads toward the door, before he does he turns and sees the camera David's eyes go wide briefly::
DD: Hey, are you following me today? Well i'm heading out, I hope they let you carry that thing on the plane.
::David leans down to grab his bags but as he bends down he stands up straight again::
DD: Oh but first, I've got something to show you. See I was so impressed by Black's case full of trophies and title belts, that I was inspired to make one of my own.
::the camera pans over to a tall standing glass case which is shaped oddly like a phallus, inside the case are bra's and panties of every style and color and made from every fabric imaginable::
DD: These are some of my favorites from over the years too Black. Ya know, all those years of carnal, pre-marital, "STD Infested" encounters of mine. You know I saw my doctor before I was able to get my passport, and he says I'm still healthy as an ox. Maybe i'm just lucky eh.
::camera pans back to the case and some of the undergarments have name tags hanging from them::
DD: Anyway, that's I'll we needed to do here, let's get a move on, don't wanna miss our flight. Here carry this.
::DD drops a bag into the cameraman's arms and he tilts back a little before catching himself, the two move outside and the camera man struggles to keep up David with the bag in his arms and the camera over his shoulder, David reaches the elevator first and presses the down arrow, the elevator finally arrives and the doors slide open::
DD: After me.
::David brushes past the camerman, almost knocking him down again and steps into the elevator, the camera guy follows him in awkwardly and the doors close
as the elevator reaches the bottom floor, the doors slide open once again and David brushes past the camera yet again knocking him sideways against the wall, David is confronted by the land lord of his building, he speaks to him in quick dutch before brushing past him and moving out the front doors of the building, the cameraman struggles through but eventually makes it out
on the sidewalk a cab is waiting with the trunk already popped, DD moves toward the rear of the cab and drops his two lighter bags into the back while the cameraman stumbles forward a final time, dropping the over seas steamer into the back as well, with some persuasion and a lot of grunting the cab driver finally gets his trunk closed and gets into the cab to drive DD off to the airport
flash forward
the duo get out of the cab and enter the airport after the cab driver unloads their bags from the trunk::
DD: Now, i've given a lot of thought to this whole me and Black verbally beating each other up thing, and I've decided to take another approach on this particular day. You see, I consider this a brand new day, what with me finally making it to America and all. Allow me to explain...
::DD moves up to the counter and gets his ticket and baggage processed before moving along with the cameraman through security, which the cameraman has endless trouble with getting the camera through to be able to board the plane without, eventually all of the explainations necessary are made and the two sit in gate C-7 waiting for the boarding process to begin::
DD: ...what i mean is, rather than sit here and make endless amounts of comments about you and your inequities. Instead, I'm going to see it from your point of view, and I'm going to point out my own shortcomings.
::the kindly airport workers finally announce that it's time to board, and what with DD being in first class he is allowed to board after the handicapped, elderly and children without parental guidance, David and the cameraman make their way through the cabin and take a seat, before David turns back toward the camera and continues to make his point::
DD: Now, this isn't the easiest thing for me to do. I'm not one to point out my own shortcomings, mmmmm. But you see I think this is absolutely necessary for our little verbal battle to really reach new plateaus. Now, I need to psych myself up for this...
::David tents his fingers and puts them over his mouth and nose letting out a deep breath, he then closes his eyes for a moment before moving his hands away and letting his trademark smirk take control of his face yet again::
DD: Black..........I.........am a horrible.................flirt.
::David lets out a huge breath as if a great weight has been lifted from his shoulders, he then wipes a single tear from his eye as he continues on::
DD: I know........I know it's quite a shock. How could a a verifiable playboy like myself be a horrible flirt. Allow me to extrapolate. Let's say that you........meaning you Black.........take after your mother. That's right, you take after your mother. So hypothetically speaking, your mother is a large bulldog of a woman, something that she passed down to her beloved son. And let's say you have a sister.......I don't know if you do or not, and quite frankly I don't really care, but for the sake of this story, we'll say you do. And your sister ya see, doesn't take after your mother, not in the least you see. Instead, your sister takes after your father, an attractive gentleman. In fact, it's sometimes wondered how such an attractive fellow as your father ended up with a gargoyle like your Mum, but we all just figure he was forced to settle, maybe even the family set up the marriage.
Now, your sister Black, is a very attractive young girl ya see. And for the sake of keeping family ties together, you invite her out to the show in Kansas City. So she's sittin' front row with her Black t-shirt on, not the color mind you but one with your name or god help us your face on it. And she made sure to buy this shirt a size or two too small. So it's riding up over her sexy midriff, mmmm, eight minute abs has worked quite for your sister ya see. And the fabric is pressing against her, um, well.....her shall we say endowments. *WINK* To complete the look, she made sure to wear a skirt on this particular night, a denim one. And it is about an inch or two too short ya know. Short enough to show her beautiful gams, evidently buns of steel's been doing wonders for her as well.
What does all of this have to do with my little problem. Well, like I said, you're absolutely radiant sister is sitting front row ringside. And you and I have decimated Riot and Dan Real and it's down to just you and me. This is where my problem comes into play. You see, you're lying flat on the mat, and I could just lift you're bulbous ass up and finish you off. But instead I notice your sexy sis sitting ringside. So what do I do, do I stick to business and put you away for good........no, of course I don't, I can't. So I roll out of the ring, and approach you're sultry sibling at ringside. And after we're through talking about taking it easy on you, which I promise to do if she promises to do a thing or two for me. I let her know that after i'm doing putting you down.......I'll be puttin' her down later, aaaah.
::David looks up from the safety card he was browsing over and licks his lips slowly::
You see what just happened their Black, I could have put you away, I could have ended the ordeal. But instead, my flirting got in the way, and postponed me from blemishing your record from anywhere from thirty to forty five seconds.
Now believe you me Black, I've been working on this as time has gone on. I don't let women distract me as much as I once did. But let's face it Black, if there was a reason for women to be put on this earth....it was to distract us men.
::a gorgeous young stewardess makes her way down the aisle with her cart and serves David a tasty plate with Cordon Bleu, Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Mixed Vegetables along with a white wine::
DD: Well, I'm glad you're not offended by my lifestyle Black, not that I ever asked for your acceptance. But I must say I'm a tad bit worried about your chosen lifestyle. Now, I don't mind you being a god fearing man, it's not the life I lead, but it's certainly a lifestyle I can accept. Now what I can't understand is why you shut yourself off from the pleasures in life. Life is short my keg shaped friend, and you're denying yourself things that are your god given right to experience. But, I digress....you have your methods, and I have mine. Don't be mistaken by my on screen promos Black. I may always be in the middle of some form of crazy orgy, or party. But don't ever believe that I don't train my friend, it takes more than a high metabolism and good eating to make this divinely sculpted form. Believe me when I say Black, that I may party all night long, and I do mean ALL night long, mmmm. But my days are spent hard at work, honing my in ring skills and getting my body into the best physical condition for agility, endurance and.....
::the beautiful stewardess passes by again, he looks up and makes his eyebrows dance up and down causing her to smile::
DD: .......stamina, ha ha!
::the stewardess comes back again, it seems very unlikely that she would be this active so David waves her down so she somes closer, he whispers something in her ear, she kind of giggles and then checks to see if the coast is clear before moving away from David's seat and she sneaks quietly into the restroom:
DD: (getting up from his seat) You see Black, you've got to learn to live life to it's fullest my friend. Otherwise you're just going to let it pass you by. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go and fulfill one of my all time dreams.........again, ha ha!
::David gets up from his seat and sneaks along quietly to the restroom as well sliding quickly into the door, we hear some quiet laughing a muffled speech coming from the room before the scene fades to black (no pun intended)::
DD: (In Dutch, subtitled at the bottom of the screen) No.....yeah I'm leaving in a few minutes........yeah, i've been keeping up with it.........yes I'll make sure to keep it up...........no the other two guys are still hiding out somewhere.......it's been me and this other gentleman going back and forth so far.......Black.........yeah, I know, ha ha..........yes, i'll call you when I get there..........couldn't have made it without you........yes, goodbye.
::David drops the receiver back on the base and heads toward the door, before he does he turns and sees the camera David's eyes go wide briefly::
DD: Hey, are you following me today? Well i'm heading out, I hope they let you carry that thing on the plane.
::David leans down to grab his bags but as he bends down he stands up straight again::
DD: Oh but first, I've got something to show you. See I was so impressed by Black's case full of trophies and title belts, that I was inspired to make one of my own.
::the camera pans over to a tall standing glass case which is shaped oddly like a phallus, inside the case are bra's and panties of every style and color and made from every fabric imaginable::
DD: These are some of my favorites from over the years too Black. Ya know, all those years of carnal, pre-marital, "STD Infested" encounters of mine. You know I saw my doctor before I was able to get my passport, and he says I'm still healthy as an ox. Maybe i'm just lucky eh.
::camera pans back to the case and some of the undergarments have name tags hanging from them::
DD: Anyway, that's I'll we needed to do here, let's get a move on, don't wanna miss our flight. Here carry this.
::DD drops a bag into the cameraman's arms and he tilts back a little before catching himself, the two move outside and the camera man struggles to keep up David with the bag in his arms and the camera over his shoulder, David reaches the elevator first and presses the down arrow, the elevator finally arrives and the doors slide open::
DD: After me.
::David brushes past the camerman, almost knocking him down again and steps into the elevator, the camera guy follows him in awkwardly and the doors close
as the elevator reaches the bottom floor, the doors slide open once again and David brushes past the camera yet again knocking him sideways against the wall, David is confronted by the land lord of his building, he speaks to him in quick dutch before brushing past him and moving out the front doors of the building, the cameraman struggles through but eventually makes it out
on the sidewalk a cab is waiting with the trunk already popped, DD moves toward the rear of the cab and drops his two lighter bags into the back while the cameraman stumbles forward a final time, dropping the over seas steamer into the back as well, with some persuasion and a lot of grunting the cab driver finally gets his trunk closed and gets into the cab to drive DD off to the airport
flash forward
the duo get out of the cab and enter the airport after the cab driver unloads their bags from the trunk::
DD: Now, i've given a lot of thought to this whole me and Black verbally beating each other up thing, and I've decided to take another approach on this particular day. You see, I consider this a brand new day, what with me finally making it to America and all. Allow me to explain...
::DD moves up to the counter and gets his ticket and baggage processed before moving along with the cameraman through security, which the cameraman has endless trouble with getting the camera through to be able to board the plane without, eventually all of the explainations necessary are made and the two sit in gate C-7 waiting for the boarding process to begin::
DD: ...what i mean is, rather than sit here and make endless amounts of comments about you and your inequities. Instead, I'm going to see it from your point of view, and I'm going to point out my own shortcomings.
::the kindly airport workers finally announce that it's time to board, and what with DD being in first class he is allowed to board after the handicapped, elderly and children without parental guidance, David and the cameraman make their way through the cabin and take a seat, before David turns back toward the camera and continues to make his point::
DD: Now, this isn't the easiest thing for me to do. I'm not one to point out my own shortcomings, mmmmm. But you see I think this is absolutely necessary for our little verbal battle to really reach new plateaus. Now, I need to psych myself up for this...
::David tents his fingers and puts them over his mouth and nose letting out a deep breath, he then closes his eyes for a moment before moving his hands away and letting his trademark smirk take control of his face yet again::
DD: Black..........I.........am a horrible.................flirt.
::David lets out a huge breath as if a great weight has been lifted from his shoulders, he then wipes a single tear from his eye as he continues on::
DD: I know........I know it's quite a shock. How could a a verifiable playboy like myself be a horrible flirt. Allow me to extrapolate. Let's say that you........meaning you Black.........take after your mother. That's right, you take after your mother. So hypothetically speaking, your mother is a large bulldog of a woman, something that she passed down to her beloved son. And let's say you have a sister.......I don't know if you do or not, and quite frankly I don't really care, but for the sake of this story, we'll say you do. And your sister ya see, doesn't take after your mother, not in the least you see. Instead, your sister takes after your father, an attractive gentleman. In fact, it's sometimes wondered how such an attractive fellow as your father ended up with a gargoyle like your Mum, but we all just figure he was forced to settle, maybe even the family set up the marriage.
Now, your sister Black, is a very attractive young girl ya see. And for the sake of keeping family ties together, you invite her out to the show in Kansas City. So she's sittin' front row with her Black t-shirt on, not the color mind you but one with your name or god help us your face on it. And she made sure to buy this shirt a size or two too small. So it's riding up over her sexy midriff, mmmm, eight minute abs has worked quite for your sister ya see. And the fabric is pressing against her, um, well.....her shall we say endowments. *WINK* To complete the look, she made sure to wear a skirt on this particular night, a denim one. And it is about an inch or two too short ya know. Short enough to show her beautiful gams, evidently buns of steel's been doing wonders for her as well.
What does all of this have to do with my little problem. Well, like I said, you're absolutely radiant sister is sitting front row ringside. And you and I have decimated Riot and Dan Real and it's down to just you and me. This is where my problem comes into play. You see, you're lying flat on the mat, and I could just lift you're bulbous ass up and finish you off. But instead I notice your sexy sis sitting ringside. So what do I do, do I stick to business and put you away for good........no, of course I don't, I can't. So I roll out of the ring, and approach you're sultry sibling at ringside. And after we're through talking about taking it easy on you, which I promise to do if she promises to do a thing or two for me. I let her know that after i'm doing putting you down.......I'll be puttin' her down later, aaaah.
::David looks up from the safety card he was browsing over and licks his lips slowly::
You see what just happened their Black, I could have put you away, I could have ended the ordeal. But instead, my flirting got in the way, and postponed me from blemishing your record from anywhere from thirty to forty five seconds.
Now believe you me Black, I've been working on this as time has gone on. I don't let women distract me as much as I once did. But let's face it Black, if there was a reason for women to be put on this earth....it was to distract us men.
::a gorgeous young stewardess makes her way down the aisle with her cart and serves David a tasty plate with Cordon Bleu, Garlic Mashed Potatoes and Mixed Vegetables along with a white wine::
DD: Well, I'm glad you're not offended by my lifestyle Black, not that I ever asked for your acceptance. But I must say I'm a tad bit worried about your chosen lifestyle. Now, I don't mind you being a god fearing man, it's not the life I lead, but it's certainly a lifestyle I can accept. Now what I can't understand is why you shut yourself off from the pleasures in life. Life is short my keg shaped friend, and you're denying yourself things that are your god given right to experience. But, I digress....you have your methods, and I have mine. Don't be mistaken by my on screen promos Black. I may always be in the middle of some form of crazy orgy, or party. But don't ever believe that I don't train my friend, it takes more than a high metabolism and good eating to make this divinely sculpted form. Believe me when I say Black, that I may party all night long, and I do mean ALL night long, mmmm. But my days are spent hard at work, honing my in ring skills and getting my body into the best physical condition for agility, endurance and.....
::the beautiful stewardess passes by again, he looks up and makes his eyebrows dance up and down causing her to smile::
DD: .......stamina, ha ha!
::the stewardess comes back again, it seems very unlikely that she would be this active so David waves her down so she somes closer, he whispers something in her ear, she kind of giggles and then checks to see if the coast is clear before moving away from David's seat and she sneaks quietly into the restroom:
DD: (getting up from his seat) You see Black, you've got to learn to live life to it's fullest my friend. Otherwise you're just going to let it pass you by. Now if you'll excuse me, i'm going to go and fulfill one of my all time dreams.........again, ha ha!
::David gets up from his seat and sneaks along quietly to the restroom as well sliding quickly into the door, we hear some quiet laughing a muffled speech coming from the room before the scene fades to black (no pun intended)::