Post by black on Feb 17, 2007 23:18:53 GMT -6
[POW wrestler Black is on scene. We open to Black sitting at the bar in a Hardrock Cafe having a drink and smoking a cigar. Oddly you notice no one is coming up to him bothering him as if they were one of his fans. Soon a man walks up and sits on a stool beside Black. He is dressed normally in a black shirt and jeans with a leather jacket. The guy stares at black but not with a look of a fan or a look of someone who wants to cause trouble. He also keeps looking around and can't seem to keep his hands still. Black then holds out his hand to the guy not even looking in his direction and the man speaks.]
Man: He...here is the money I owe you Mr. Black
Black: (counts the money) You're five dollars short.
Man: I know I know but I can get that to you in the next few days. It's just five bucks. Besides heh heh you're in the big time now. Five bucks is nothing to you right.
Black: (Nodding his head as if he approves. He sets his drinks down and looks up towards the tv.)
Man: So anyway man, I have like a lot guys betting...
Before the man can finish his sentence, Black back hands him hard sending him to the floor. Everyone in the bar is startled looking at the scene. Black then kneels down pinning one of the man's arms to the floor with one of his knees. He then takes his cigar and puts it out on the mans hand. The man screams in pain as black watches his face without a single expression.
Black: The next time you come up short on me, you're going to lose this gawd damn hand. Do you understand me? I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
The man shrieks out a yes. Black then stands up and steps over the victim as he clutches his hand in pain. Black shows no sign of carring that many faces are watching him as he leaves the bar. The secuirty guard just nods his head to Black and then steps out his way as he exits the door to the place. Black begins to walk down the side walk and speak to the cameras as they stroll along with him while he walks.
Black: You know one thing people don't tend to realise is you have to come into this world and go out of it with two eyes forward and two eyes backwards. Those eyes better be your own eyes as well, because that partner you have watching your back might just be the exact thing that takes you out. You can't let anyone step over you even if it's for five measily dollars. You let one person slide and they all want privaleges. See the reason I am speaking about this is. It doesn't matter how you look, who you hang with or what your name is. All that matters is action and how you carry yourself. Your name could be some color that comes right out of a crayon box. Or a name that sounds like a failed low grade porn star reject.
As long as you don't let anyone walk over you and you do what it takes to get the job done, you are living wisely. I know, the people who watch the shows know that I have a little extra meat on my body. They also know that I Black have a very basic tag. What they also know however is that I am a hard working son of a bitch that you don't ever want to cross on the streets, in a dark alley, a bar or in a wrestling ring. However that's what 3 other superstars are going to have to do however come First Rights. They are going to have to cross me. They are going to have to get pass me in order to move ahead in this company. I got news for all 3 of them. Not going to happen. One thing you will always notice is I keep my mind focused on the task at hand. I am not distracted by paid off bimbos, fans, or other senless matters. Everything that pertains to Black is business and business only.
Now it has occured to me that some hack I was talking about before has finally come out of hiding. Unlike the other two bitches this hack has decided to show some back bone and speak up. Of course I am talking about David Deangelo. Like I mentioned before however he makes the dumbest mistakes guys in this business can make. Focusing on a person name and look. Instead of focusing on the match, me as a wrestler, and the fact that I might be a very threat to him. Oh but then I might have to hear about how he doesn't "consider me a threat" that old lame come back that they all tend to use. See I am not about to apologize to anyone for not looking like an useless playboy who is on the hollywood diet. You know finger down throat. I am not about to apologize for not looking like I eat the testicle shrinking pill for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Man you are the exact reason the wrestling business sucks today. You are what's stinking up television. Too much showboating, too much hollywood, too much theatrics. You say you were trained in Europe but you are an embarassment to those who trained you. If I were them I wouldn't even claim you. See I know the great wrestling that comes out of Europe and it pisses me off that someone like you is about to make the great profession of wrestling in Europe look like a low class act. From the things you said and things you "didn't say". I'm pretty sure you are use to laying on your back so the outcome of this match should be no surprise to Deangelo.
Now those other two peas for balls I was talking about. One by the name of Riot. Riot I can't quite make out what you remind me of. See I don't know anything about you. However I have this un-nerving image in my head but it's not clear. Riot what comes to mind when I think of you. Hmmm. Well I see you like to no show. Because you no show you must like to embarass and make and ass of yourself when you do step into a wrestling ring. Embarassing and making and ass of yourself is the only way you can entertain anyone, which is probably the only reason people would say you are a riot. So what exactly do you remind me of. I just can't put my finger on it.
Black walks pass a bunch of kids as they laugh and jump up and down as a street performing Clown puts on a show.
Black: Yeah Riot I just can't put my finger on what you remind me of. I'll just have to come back to you. As for Dan Real. I honestly don't have a problme with Dan Real except for the fact that someone as talented as myself have to be in the ring with a nobody like you. How many times does one have to repeat to himself that he is "real". Whats wrong? Too many people not taking you seriously enough so you have to reassure yourself that your game is Dan Real. I know you like to use your name to reflect that you are, well of course real. Well seeing as you are doing some Dan Real hiding I can only imagine how this match is going to be when it comes to you. Dan Real boring. Dan Real stupid. A Dan Real waste of time. Damn man to me you are nothing but a Dan Real WASTE OF CONDOM JUICE.
Let me make it clear to all 3 of you non-hopefuls. My name is Black. Black what some might describe as dirty, dark or lacking brightness. What you will understand when you try to defeat me is what Black really is and really means. Harmful, threatening, evil, wicked, hostile, all things of which I am soon to make appearant to you all. For me guys it's not about being on camera.
Black then lifts his boot to the camera and it fuzzes out for a few seconds and then comes to and Black face is right up to the camera.
Black: It's more about TAKING THE CAMERA AND SHOVING IT UP ALL OF YOUR....
Before he can get the final word out the camera fuzzes out and then goes Black.
Man: He...here is the money I owe you Mr. Black
Black: (counts the money) You're five dollars short.
Man: I know I know but I can get that to you in the next few days. It's just five bucks. Besides heh heh you're in the big time now. Five bucks is nothing to you right.
Black: (Nodding his head as if he approves. He sets his drinks down and looks up towards the tv.)
Man: So anyway man, I have like a lot guys betting...
Before the man can finish his sentence, Black back hands him hard sending him to the floor. Everyone in the bar is startled looking at the scene. Black then kneels down pinning one of the man's arms to the floor with one of his knees. He then takes his cigar and puts it out on the mans hand. The man screams in pain as black watches his face without a single expression.
Black: The next time you come up short on me, you're going to lose this gawd damn hand. Do you understand me? I SAID DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME!
The man shrieks out a yes. Black then stands up and steps over the victim as he clutches his hand in pain. Black shows no sign of carring that many faces are watching him as he leaves the bar. The secuirty guard just nods his head to Black and then steps out his way as he exits the door to the place. Black begins to walk down the side walk and speak to the cameras as they stroll along with him while he walks.
Black: You know one thing people don't tend to realise is you have to come into this world and go out of it with two eyes forward and two eyes backwards. Those eyes better be your own eyes as well, because that partner you have watching your back might just be the exact thing that takes you out. You can't let anyone step over you even if it's for five measily dollars. You let one person slide and they all want privaleges. See the reason I am speaking about this is. It doesn't matter how you look, who you hang with or what your name is. All that matters is action and how you carry yourself. Your name could be some color that comes right out of a crayon box. Or a name that sounds like a failed low grade porn star reject.
As long as you don't let anyone walk over you and you do what it takes to get the job done, you are living wisely. I know, the people who watch the shows know that I have a little extra meat on my body. They also know that I Black have a very basic tag. What they also know however is that I am a hard working son of a bitch that you don't ever want to cross on the streets, in a dark alley, a bar or in a wrestling ring. However that's what 3 other superstars are going to have to do however come First Rights. They are going to have to cross me. They are going to have to get pass me in order to move ahead in this company. I got news for all 3 of them. Not going to happen. One thing you will always notice is I keep my mind focused on the task at hand. I am not distracted by paid off bimbos, fans, or other senless matters. Everything that pertains to Black is business and business only.
Now it has occured to me that some hack I was talking about before has finally come out of hiding. Unlike the other two bitches this hack has decided to show some back bone and speak up. Of course I am talking about David Deangelo. Like I mentioned before however he makes the dumbest mistakes guys in this business can make. Focusing on a person name and look. Instead of focusing on the match, me as a wrestler, and the fact that I might be a very threat to him. Oh but then I might have to hear about how he doesn't "consider me a threat" that old lame come back that they all tend to use. See I am not about to apologize to anyone for not looking like an useless playboy who is on the hollywood diet. You know finger down throat. I am not about to apologize for not looking like I eat the testicle shrinking pill for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Man you are the exact reason the wrestling business sucks today. You are what's stinking up television. Too much showboating, too much hollywood, too much theatrics. You say you were trained in Europe but you are an embarassment to those who trained you. If I were them I wouldn't even claim you. See I know the great wrestling that comes out of Europe and it pisses me off that someone like you is about to make the great profession of wrestling in Europe look like a low class act. From the things you said and things you "didn't say". I'm pretty sure you are use to laying on your back so the outcome of this match should be no surprise to Deangelo.
Now those other two peas for balls I was talking about. One by the name of Riot. Riot I can't quite make out what you remind me of. See I don't know anything about you. However I have this un-nerving image in my head but it's not clear. Riot what comes to mind when I think of you. Hmmm. Well I see you like to no show. Because you no show you must like to embarass and make and ass of yourself when you do step into a wrestling ring. Embarassing and making and ass of yourself is the only way you can entertain anyone, which is probably the only reason people would say you are a riot. So what exactly do you remind me of. I just can't put my finger on it.
Black walks pass a bunch of kids as they laugh and jump up and down as a street performing Clown puts on a show.
Black: Yeah Riot I just can't put my finger on what you remind me of. I'll just have to come back to you. As for Dan Real. I honestly don't have a problme with Dan Real except for the fact that someone as talented as myself have to be in the ring with a nobody like you. How many times does one have to repeat to himself that he is "real". Whats wrong? Too many people not taking you seriously enough so you have to reassure yourself that your game is Dan Real. I know you like to use your name to reflect that you are, well of course real. Well seeing as you are doing some Dan Real hiding I can only imagine how this match is going to be when it comes to you. Dan Real boring. Dan Real stupid. A Dan Real waste of time. Damn man to me you are nothing but a Dan Real WASTE OF CONDOM JUICE.
Let me make it clear to all 3 of you non-hopefuls. My name is Black. Black what some might describe as dirty, dark or lacking brightness. What you will understand when you try to defeat me is what Black really is and really means. Harmful, threatening, evil, wicked, hostile, all things of which I am soon to make appearant to you all. For me guys it's not about being on camera.
Black then lifts his boot to the camera and it fuzzes out for a few seconds and then comes to and Black face is right up to the camera.
Black: It's more about TAKING THE CAMERA AND SHOVING IT UP ALL OF YOUR....
Before he can get the final word out the camera fuzzes out and then goes Black.