Post by daviddeangelo on Feb 18, 2007 17:34:23 GMT -6
::camera cuts in, we are inside of a penthouse the skyline can be seen through the floor to ceiling windows, and the sun is just breaking across the city of Amsterdam, the camera pans over and we see a mass of bodies lying on the floor with a sheet over them, one of the figures slowly makes his way to his feet as the cameraman kicks cans and bottles out of his walking path, it's David DeAngelo that is making the movement, he is bareassed but he still has his dress shirt on and his sunglasses, he moves over to a cushy looking arm chair and plops down in it crossing his legs giving us a brief view of something we really wanted to avoid::
::DD pulls a cigarette from seemingly out of nowhere and lights it, he takes a deep drag and blows the smoke out addressing the camera::
DD: Sorry that i'm not exactly dressed for this particular occasion, as you can see I had kind of a long night.
::camera pans down to reveal a caucasian, an african america, and an asian woman still sleeping under the large sheet, champagne bottles are lying about everywhere, the camera pans back up to DD who somehow doesn't have a hair out of place and doesn't look dishevled in the least::
DD: That's why I always buy Neopolitan ice cream, i love a little bit of everything Mmmmm. But don't think for a moment that during the action last night, I wasn't able to step away for a few moments to watch Black's television spot. Oh yes, I caught it, and I caught every moment, and every syllable. And you see Black, I don't want for us not to get along, I mean beyond us being opponents in this match, I don't really have anything against you. But please excuse me for critiquing your performance on television last night. Ya see Black, you contradicted yourself, and it wasn't a minor fault, you did it in a big way, which i'm sure is something that you know how to do. I mean, hell, if you're gonn screw up, you might as well go all the way with it right. You contradicted yourself when you chastised me for not recognizing your in ring skills, and only thinking of your physical appearance and your name. Well excuse me for saying so Twinkle Toes, but didn't you do the exact same thing to me in your television spot? Allow me to answer that for you, yes you did. You see Black I distinctly remember you saying something about my name sounding like a reject, third rate pornstar. And that i look like i'm on some kind of Hollywood diet, taking testicle shrinking pills. Well my friend, I've never participated in the adult film industry, there's no money in it you see. Not for the men anyway, and the hollywood diet has never been a necessity Black, despite my high metabolism and fantastic physical conditioning, the hollywood diet is a choice. What can I say I like the food, you might consider taking it up yourself, might keep you from getting blown in the ring. And believe me Black, I know a thing or two about getting blown.
::David gestures toward his small harem on the floor then looks back to the camera::
DD: And as far as the testicle shrinking pill goes, maybe I should take that up, lord knows carrying all this weight is a killer on my back......
::David reajusts himself and recrosses his legs once again giving us a view of something we really didn't need to see::
DD: You see Black, you're focusing on MY name, and MY look and personality, just the way that I was doing it to you. But the difference between you and I is......i expect that in this business. You're the type of fellow who takes a completely physical look to this business aren't you, no it's just something I can see in you. You don't actually realize how mental this sport is do you. How much a single comment can get inside your head and screw up your whole approach to your in ring plan and your opponent. From now on Twinkle Toes, you might think about the words before they come out of your trap. You see, you haven't seen ME in the ring yet either, how can you call me some kind of side show, or say that I'M stinking up television and ruining this sport when you don't even know what i'm capable of between those ropes. Little do you know Black, that the personalities of the performers are very important to the fans of this sport. That way they can have connections with the performers they like and the performers they don't like. They want to see the flamboyant guy, they wanna see the all gruff and no brains guy, hell they wanna see a moron dressed as a clown. I think this four corner's match is gonna be a hell of a test between you and Twinkle Toes, and you're absolutely right, due to my lifestyle I do ALWAYS lay down, but you're failing to realize that I always lay down on top.
::David gets up from his seat and moves into the adjoining kitchen where he goes into the fridge and pulls out a carton of Happy Jus orange juice, he pours himself a glass and takes a swig before placing it back on the counter and having another seat behind the bar resting his elbows on the counter top::
DD: Now I see you had a little problem with getting completely paid off by whomever it was that met you in that bar. But I give you credit for making sure that you get every dollar and every cent owed to you. You see once the people not only in this company but in this industry realize what a waste of roster space and camera time you are, you're gonna be needing some form of income. I mean, you may call the gals I hang around "paid off bimbos", but that money that you're bringing in via whatever underhanded tactics it is that you're doing behind the scenes, could be used toward getting yourself laid my friend, you need to loosen up man. You make sure to keep that money stashed away in a jar on top of a fridge somewhere or something man, you never know when you career is gonna drop out from underneath you.
::David finishes off his glass of orange juice and then puts the glass in the sink running some water on it::
DD: One thing I've learned in this business Black, is that you have to take the good with the bad. For example, I'm not exactly thrilled to be in some crazy four corners matchon Thursday, i'd match rather be in a title match or a match with some form of title credentials behind it. But that's the way it is, you've got to start from the bottom and work your way up the ladder. Or how about the recent posts on the internet that i'm supposedly gay, or bisexual. That's supposed to be "negative" media, when in fact as everyone on this planet knows, or should know, there's nothing wrong being either one of those things, nor does it have anything to do with my in ring ability so I don't even see why it matters. As to whether or not it's true, I'll say this..............I never kiss and tell. What difference does it make, i'll leave that up to your own imagination.
::David comes back around the counter and locates his pants on the floor and puts them back on making sure to bend and give the camera a long and lingering look at his bare ass before he gets them back on completely::
DD: Black my friend, I gave it a lot of thought, and you're right, your name is very fitting for you. As you said, it's dark, it's dirty and it's lacking in brightness..........just like your future in this business Black. Use your imagination on how you're gonna begin that particular downward spiral. In the meantime, the next time I talk to you all, it'll be on American time.
::DD grabs his keys off of a corner table and exits through the door taking one last look at the ladies sprawled out on the floor as the scene fades to black::
::DD pulls a cigarette from seemingly out of nowhere and lights it, he takes a deep drag and blows the smoke out addressing the camera::
DD: Sorry that i'm not exactly dressed for this particular occasion, as you can see I had kind of a long night.
::camera pans down to reveal a caucasian, an african america, and an asian woman still sleeping under the large sheet, champagne bottles are lying about everywhere, the camera pans back up to DD who somehow doesn't have a hair out of place and doesn't look dishevled in the least::
DD: That's why I always buy Neopolitan ice cream, i love a little bit of everything Mmmmm. But don't think for a moment that during the action last night, I wasn't able to step away for a few moments to watch Black's television spot. Oh yes, I caught it, and I caught every moment, and every syllable. And you see Black, I don't want for us not to get along, I mean beyond us being opponents in this match, I don't really have anything against you. But please excuse me for critiquing your performance on television last night. Ya see Black, you contradicted yourself, and it wasn't a minor fault, you did it in a big way, which i'm sure is something that you know how to do. I mean, hell, if you're gonn screw up, you might as well go all the way with it right. You contradicted yourself when you chastised me for not recognizing your in ring skills, and only thinking of your physical appearance and your name. Well excuse me for saying so Twinkle Toes, but didn't you do the exact same thing to me in your television spot? Allow me to answer that for you, yes you did. You see Black I distinctly remember you saying something about my name sounding like a reject, third rate pornstar. And that i look like i'm on some kind of Hollywood diet, taking testicle shrinking pills. Well my friend, I've never participated in the adult film industry, there's no money in it you see. Not for the men anyway, and the hollywood diet has never been a necessity Black, despite my high metabolism and fantastic physical conditioning, the hollywood diet is a choice. What can I say I like the food, you might consider taking it up yourself, might keep you from getting blown in the ring. And believe me Black, I know a thing or two about getting blown.
::David gestures toward his small harem on the floor then looks back to the camera::
DD: And as far as the testicle shrinking pill goes, maybe I should take that up, lord knows carrying all this weight is a killer on my back......
::David reajusts himself and recrosses his legs once again giving us a view of something we really didn't need to see::
DD: You see Black, you're focusing on MY name, and MY look and personality, just the way that I was doing it to you. But the difference between you and I is......i expect that in this business. You're the type of fellow who takes a completely physical look to this business aren't you, no it's just something I can see in you. You don't actually realize how mental this sport is do you. How much a single comment can get inside your head and screw up your whole approach to your in ring plan and your opponent. From now on Twinkle Toes, you might think about the words before they come out of your trap. You see, you haven't seen ME in the ring yet either, how can you call me some kind of side show, or say that I'M stinking up television and ruining this sport when you don't even know what i'm capable of between those ropes. Little do you know Black, that the personalities of the performers are very important to the fans of this sport. That way they can have connections with the performers they like and the performers they don't like. They want to see the flamboyant guy, they wanna see the all gruff and no brains guy, hell they wanna see a moron dressed as a clown. I think this four corner's match is gonna be a hell of a test between you and Twinkle Toes, and you're absolutely right, due to my lifestyle I do ALWAYS lay down, but you're failing to realize that I always lay down on top.
::David gets up from his seat and moves into the adjoining kitchen where he goes into the fridge and pulls out a carton of Happy Jus orange juice, he pours himself a glass and takes a swig before placing it back on the counter and having another seat behind the bar resting his elbows on the counter top::
DD: Now I see you had a little problem with getting completely paid off by whomever it was that met you in that bar. But I give you credit for making sure that you get every dollar and every cent owed to you. You see once the people not only in this company but in this industry realize what a waste of roster space and camera time you are, you're gonna be needing some form of income. I mean, you may call the gals I hang around "paid off bimbos", but that money that you're bringing in via whatever underhanded tactics it is that you're doing behind the scenes, could be used toward getting yourself laid my friend, you need to loosen up man. You make sure to keep that money stashed away in a jar on top of a fridge somewhere or something man, you never know when you career is gonna drop out from underneath you.
::David finishes off his glass of orange juice and then puts the glass in the sink running some water on it::
DD: One thing I've learned in this business Black, is that you have to take the good with the bad. For example, I'm not exactly thrilled to be in some crazy four corners matchon Thursday, i'd match rather be in a title match or a match with some form of title credentials behind it. But that's the way it is, you've got to start from the bottom and work your way up the ladder. Or how about the recent posts on the internet that i'm supposedly gay, or bisexual. That's supposed to be "negative" media, when in fact as everyone on this planet knows, or should know, there's nothing wrong being either one of those things, nor does it have anything to do with my in ring ability so I don't even see why it matters. As to whether or not it's true, I'll say this..............I never kiss and tell. What difference does it make, i'll leave that up to your own imagination.
::David comes back around the counter and locates his pants on the floor and puts them back on making sure to bend and give the camera a long and lingering look at his bare ass before he gets them back on completely::
DD: Black my friend, I gave it a lot of thought, and you're right, your name is very fitting for you. As you said, it's dark, it's dirty and it's lacking in brightness..........just like your future in this business Black. Use your imagination on how you're gonna begin that particular downward spiral. In the meantime, the next time I talk to you all, it'll be on American time.
::DD grabs his keys off of a corner table and exits through the door taking one last look at the ladies sprawled out on the floor as the scene fades to black::