Post by daviddeangelo on Feb 17, 2007 16:01:26 GMT -6
::scene opens in a night club deep within the seedy underbelly of Amsterdam, the camera pans upward to reveal the name of the club to be Romantix, the camera cuts away and it comes back up inside we see a round table which is surrounded by people seated along the inner booth, the people are largely female save for a lone man seated in the very middle, he is clad in a white armani suit, with a black dress shirt and ascot, on his face he wears a ridiculous look with his lips sticking out in a bizarre fashion, and a ridiculous pair of Chips-esque sunglasses, one of the gals next to him begins playing with his mustache as he looks into the camera::
DD: Mmmmm yes, welcome my friend welcome. I wasn't sure if you'd be able to make it here or not, you see, my flight leaves the day after tomorrow and I wanted the Amsterdam media to get a hold of this before anyone else. You see, on Thursday night, I'm going to make my wrestling debut in America. And I'm celebrating this momentus occasion, in only a way I know how.
::a woman feeds David a cracker with some kind of exotic cheese on it, he takes it graciously and chews it sensually with his mouth closed, a little of the cheese is caught in DD's mustache and one of the girls leans over licks it off::
DD: Mmmm thanks baby, now.....I've never been in a four corner's match. Here in Europe we stick to a more one on one approach between the ropes. But believe me, by the looks of these three mongoloids, i've really got nothing to worry about.
::David leans back and throws his arms around the two nearest ladies::
DD: Black, I'll start with Black. He's been the most active on the television so far. I don't know anything about this character, I really don't think anyone does. But I can say this, he's a porky guy isn't he. I saw him in that singlet, he was pouring out of it, it was quite disgusting. I'm all for expanding your horizons and just let yourself go. But seriously sir, there's definitely a time to cover up. Not to mention I hope your in ring skills are a little more interesting than your name. What were doing looking through your crayons and decided "Gee, it's either Perriwinkle or Black". Then again, I guess "The Mean Machine" or the "Master of Mean" or whatever it is you fancy calling yourelf Perriwinkle, wouldn't be too flattering for you. What's with mean machine anyway? I don't think i've seen a machine out there that could make you mean or fearsome, but I do have a machine in mind to help you get rid of that spare tire my friend. I think you made the right choice on Black twinkle toes, but still a lack luster effort. And from now on, you might consider wrestling in a suit of armor, not only will it hide your grotesque form, but it'll protect you from the thrashing I'm planning on laying on you this Thursday.
Next we have Riot. Now i've never seen a riot personally. But i've read about them, and I've seen 'em on the news. And from what I understand of them, is that they're pretty loud, and pretty wild. And from what i've seen of this particular riot.......he's neither. In fact from what I saw last week. You were damn near silent. You were about as useful as a mute at a spelling bee. And as far as wild goes, the only wild thing I heard from you was that scream you let out when you were being thrown through the air with the greatest of ease by Cran Landom. Oh, oh, and violent. Riot's are violent as well. And my friend as far as i've seen, you're as tame as Helen Keller at Mardi Gras. You might wanna think about getting a little crazy before Thursday, but don't worry tiger, i'll be gentle with you. Can't take it when they cry after all.
And finally we get to Dan Real, you think you're real. You're not real my friend.......this is real.
::the camera pans back to show DD among his harem giving the wink and the gun::
DD: From what I've seen of you Danny my friend you have a problem with tardiness. That never reflects well on someone. I've never had a problem with being late, in fact, I always come when I mean too.
::camera pans back again showing all the girls faces brighten and David making his eyebrows dance up and down::
DD: And I'm certainly never premature. I suggest getting yourself a good stop watch that way you can keep track of all of your time, what with your notebook filled with clever names for finishing holds and your D&D habit. That way you can make sure to be where you need to be on time.
::David finishes off a glass of champagne and drops the glass on a passing waitresses tray::
DD: The point is gentlemen, Macho Gezpacho is hitting the American wrestling scene. And believe me i've got no problem taking on three at once.
::camera pans back again as the ladies swarm all over David discarding clothes and opening more bottles of champagne, to save the risk of damaging his equipment or suffering bodily harm the cameraman steps back away from the scene and makes his way out of the club as the scene fades to black::
DD: Mmmmm yes, welcome my friend welcome. I wasn't sure if you'd be able to make it here or not, you see, my flight leaves the day after tomorrow and I wanted the Amsterdam media to get a hold of this before anyone else. You see, on Thursday night, I'm going to make my wrestling debut in America. And I'm celebrating this momentus occasion, in only a way I know how.
::a woman feeds David a cracker with some kind of exotic cheese on it, he takes it graciously and chews it sensually with his mouth closed, a little of the cheese is caught in DD's mustache and one of the girls leans over licks it off::
DD: Mmmm thanks baby, now.....I've never been in a four corner's match. Here in Europe we stick to a more one on one approach between the ropes. But believe me, by the looks of these three mongoloids, i've really got nothing to worry about.
::David leans back and throws his arms around the two nearest ladies::
DD: Black, I'll start with Black. He's been the most active on the television so far. I don't know anything about this character, I really don't think anyone does. But I can say this, he's a porky guy isn't he. I saw him in that singlet, he was pouring out of it, it was quite disgusting. I'm all for expanding your horizons and just let yourself go. But seriously sir, there's definitely a time to cover up. Not to mention I hope your in ring skills are a little more interesting than your name. What were doing looking through your crayons and decided "Gee, it's either Perriwinkle or Black". Then again, I guess "The Mean Machine" or the "Master of Mean" or whatever it is you fancy calling yourelf Perriwinkle, wouldn't be too flattering for you. What's with mean machine anyway? I don't think i've seen a machine out there that could make you mean or fearsome, but I do have a machine in mind to help you get rid of that spare tire my friend. I think you made the right choice on Black twinkle toes, but still a lack luster effort. And from now on, you might consider wrestling in a suit of armor, not only will it hide your grotesque form, but it'll protect you from the thrashing I'm planning on laying on you this Thursday.
Next we have Riot. Now i've never seen a riot personally. But i've read about them, and I've seen 'em on the news. And from what I understand of them, is that they're pretty loud, and pretty wild. And from what i've seen of this particular riot.......he's neither. In fact from what I saw last week. You were damn near silent. You were about as useful as a mute at a spelling bee. And as far as wild goes, the only wild thing I heard from you was that scream you let out when you were being thrown through the air with the greatest of ease by Cran Landom. Oh, oh, and violent. Riot's are violent as well. And my friend as far as i've seen, you're as tame as Helen Keller at Mardi Gras. You might wanna think about getting a little crazy before Thursday, but don't worry tiger, i'll be gentle with you. Can't take it when they cry after all.
And finally we get to Dan Real, you think you're real. You're not real my friend.......this is real.
::the camera pans back to show DD among his harem giving the wink and the gun::
DD: From what I've seen of you Danny my friend you have a problem with tardiness. That never reflects well on someone. I've never had a problem with being late, in fact, I always come when I mean too.
::camera pans back again showing all the girls faces brighten and David making his eyebrows dance up and down::
DD: And I'm certainly never premature. I suggest getting yourself a good stop watch that way you can keep track of all of your time, what with your notebook filled with clever names for finishing holds and your D&D habit. That way you can make sure to be where you need to be on time.
::David finishes off a glass of champagne and drops the glass on a passing waitresses tray::
DD: The point is gentlemen, Macho Gezpacho is hitting the American wrestling scene. And believe me i've got no problem taking on three at once.
::camera pans back again as the ladies swarm all over David discarding clothes and opening more bottles of champagne, to save the risk of damaging his equipment or suffering bodily harm the cameraman steps back away from the scene and makes his way out of the club as the scene fades to black::