Post by black on Feb 19, 2007 23:51:36 GMT -6
The taxi that Black was seen leaving in during the last taping has just pulled up at the airport. Black gets out and then points down a staff member.
Black: Hey you (pulling the staff member rudely by the shirt) Take care of my things.
After his things are put on a rolling cart he walks up to the drivers window. To have a few words with the driver and pay for the ride.
Black: Well you got me here with good time to spare. Good job.
Driver: Thank you sir. Does this mean I get that "tip" you mentioned?
Black: Tip? Oh yeah the tip. Well here's the tip, you got me here in good time. Unfortunately you still look like a jack ass so kiss my ass. There's your tip now get out of here.
Black turns away from the driver and taxi and it pulls off. He tells the staff member to follow him as the guys rolls his cart for him. Black makes all the necessary arrangements and things for his bags and decide he has some time to go to the bathroom. After doing his business he zips up his fly and then walks over to the sink to wash his hands and looks in the mirror to see if anything needs adjusting. While looking in the mirror he begins to speak to the cameras
Black: Sometimes you can take a bad kid. I'm talking mean, evil just plain rotten, and you can instill good in them. If lucky that kid will grow up to be a decent person. Sometimes you can take a good kid, introduce them to bad influences and they will grow up into a trouble maker if you aren't careful. What happens though, if a child is introduced to too much bad and not enough good. That child will become corrupt. Because they won't know right from wrong. They may do something wrong to get good results or something good to get bad results. Corruption at it's finest. I bring that to you to discuss myself and the type of people who grow up this way.
See television has made us think looking a certain way, acting a certain way, dressing a certain way and living a certain life style is the right way. So anyone not part of the "status quo" if you will is looked down upon. You see me out here. You say hey I am a bully, I am an asshole. You say I treat people like they don't matter. I have heard people say that I must have had a bad upbringing. Unfortunately my upbringing was fine. It's the people who say these things without coming to me first who are doing bad. Not me. I am not spreading rumors or making false analogies. You come to me and ask me why I am the way I am. Ask me why I do the things I do and I will give you a direct answer.
he looks right into the camera
Simply because I feel like it and there ain't a damn thing anyone can do to stop me.
Black leaves the bathroom. He pushes the door wildly not caring if anyone is standing near it. Unfortunately there is and black whacks them with the door and they hold their nose. Black just laugh and walks by the person. As black walks making his way toward the boarding area he continues to speak to the camera.
Black: So what things brings me to is what is the real truth. You see sometimes people will say things that are just flat out wrong. They think what they said was smart. They looked assuring when they said it. That's all fine and well, but to everyone else who knows it just wrong, YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE DICK. Well in that case I guess David D. is definitely living his lifestyle. See David said "if there was a reason women were put on this earth...it was to distract us men". That's good, I like that. See you didn't finish it. It's the exact reason women don't distract me. I DON'T let them. It's actually a shame you had to go through that whole scenario David just to tell me that and not finish it.
It all comes down to what I have been talking about for so long when this thing started. Keeping a focused mind. Only keeping my mind on the task at hand. Now why it matters to me that you are a bad flirt is beyond me. The pleasures in life you say I am shutting myself off from are only your pleasures. Things that you enjoy. Me I have pleasures and I certainly don't shut myself off from them. I love to fight, I love to maim, hurt and destroy. I love getting in that ring and doing what I do best and thats professional wrestling. Women and all that stuff are your pleasure. Competition, fighting, wrestling THAT'S MY PASSION! Hard work, staying on top the game keeping myself prepared and focused. That's pleasure in my life. I could be wrestling you, I could be wrestling a 2'3" midget or some "sultry women". It's not going to make a difference to me.
Someone might ask though do I also get pleasure out the way I push people around. Do I get satisfaction out of the way I talk down to people. Well I simply say If I can do it then why not do it.
Black walks and sees the flight attendant. He make his way over to her and has a few words with her.
Black: Shut up, don't say a word, and just listen. If my seat is by some annoying talkative idiots, business men or anyone alike. There's going to be a problem on this flight. If my seat is near some whinny, chair kicking, snot nosed little waste of dick seed, there's going to be a problem on this flight. If I want to move to a place I feel most comfortable and you tell me that you are sorry and can't help me. There is going to be a problem on this flight. So bottom line is there better not be any problems on this flight.
He directs his focus back to the cameras
You see David D. women respond to you the way you want them to because they want to respond to you that way. People respond to me the way I want them to BECAUSE I MAKE THEM!
Black proceeds on into the plain and finds his seat. He gives the flight attendant a knowing look just to make sure she took what he said into mind. The scene fades out.
Black: Hey you (pulling the staff member rudely by the shirt) Take care of my things.
After his things are put on a rolling cart he walks up to the drivers window. To have a few words with the driver and pay for the ride.
Black: Well you got me here with good time to spare. Good job.
Driver: Thank you sir. Does this mean I get that "tip" you mentioned?
Black: Tip? Oh yeah the tip. Well here's the tip, you got me here in good time. Unfortunately you still look like a jack ass so kiss my ass. There's your tip now get out of here.
Black turns away from the driver and taxi and it pulls off. He tells the staff member to follow him as the guys rolls his cart for him. Black makes all the necessary arrangements and things for his bags and decide he has some time to go to the bathroom. After doing his business he zips up his fly and then walks over to the sink to wash his hands and looks in the mirror to see if anything needs adjusting. While looking in the mirror he begins to speak to the cameras
Black: Sometimes you can take a bad kid. I'm talking mean, evil just plain rotten, and you can instill good in them. If lucky that kid will grow up to be a decent person. Sometimes you can take a good kid, introduce them to bad influences and they will grow up into a trouble maker if you aren't careful. What happens though, if a child is introduced to too much bad and not enough good. That child will become corrupt. Because they won't know right from wrong. They may do something wrong to get good results or something good to get bad results. Corruption at it's finest. I bring that to you to discuss myself and the type of people who grow up this way.
See television has made us think looking a certain way, acting a certain way, dressing a certain way and living a certain life style is the right way. So anyone not part of the "status quo" if you will is looked down upon. You see me out here. You say hey I am a bully, I am an asshole. You say I treat people like they don't matter. I have heard people say that I must have had a bad upbringing. Unfortunately my upbringing was fine. It's the people who say these things without coming to me first who are doing bad. Not me. I am not spreading rumors or making false analogies. You come to me and ask me why I am the way I am. Ask me why I do the things I do and I will give you a direct answer.
he looks right into the camera
Simply because I feel like it and there ain't a damn thing anyone can do to stop me.
Black leaves the bathroom. He pushes the door wildly not caring if anyone is standing near it. Unfortunately there is and black whacks them with the door and they hold their nose. Black just laugh and walks by the person. As black walks making his way toward the boarding area he continues to speak to the camera.
Black: So what things brings me to is what is the real truth. You see sometimes people will say things that are just flat out wrong. They think what they said was smart. They looked assuring when they said it. That's all fine and well, but to everyone else who knows it just wrong, YOU LOOK LIKE A COMPLETE DICK. Well in that case I guess David D. is definitely living his lifestyle. See David said "if there was a reason women were put on this earth...it was to distract us men". That's good, I like that. See you didn't finish it. It's the exact reason women don't distract me. I DON'T let them. It's actually a shame you had to go through that whole scenario David just to tell me that and not finish it.
It all comes down to what I have been talking about for so long when this thing started. Keeping a focused mind. Only keeping my mind on the task at hand. Now why it matters to me that you are a bad flirt is beyond me. The pleasures in life you say I am shutting myself off from are only your pleasures. Things that you enjoy. Me I have pleasures and I certainly don't shut myself off from them. I love to fight, I love to maim, hurt and destroy. I love getting in that ring and doing what I do best and thats professional wrestling. Women and all that stuff are your pleasure. Competition, fighting, wrestling THAT'S MY PASSION! Hard work, staying on top the game keeping myself prepared and focused. That's pleasure in my life. I could be wrestling you, I could be wrestling a 2'3" midget or some "sultry women". It's not going to make a difference to me.
Someone might ask though do I also get pleasure out the way I push people around. Do I get satisfaction out of the way I talk down to people. Well I simply say If I can do it then why not do it.
Black walks and sees the flight attendant. He make his way over to her and has a few words with her.
Black: Shut up, don't say a word, and just listen. If my seat is by some annoying talkative idiots, business men or anyone alike. There's going to be a problem on this flight. If my seat is near some whinny, chair kicking, snot nosed little waste of dick seed, there's going to be a problem on this flight. If I want to move to a place I feel most comfortable and you tell me that you are sorry and can't help me. There is going to be a problem on this flight. So bottom line is there better not be any problems on this flight.
He directs his focus back to the cameras
You see David D. women respond to you the way you want them to because they want to respond to you that way. People respond to me the way I want them to BECAUSE I MAKE THEM!
Black proceeds on into the plain and finds his seat. He gives the flight attendant a knowing look just to make sure she took what he said into mind. The scene fades out.