Post by jd on Feb 27, 2007 9:30:27 GMT -6
Okay, so let me get this straight: the Four Horsemen is the stable name that Dave Hunter, Big Ci, Lance Erickson, and Shane Hunter officially chose? Are you serious? Oh, my bad, tack an Xtreme Edition onto the end of that and you have their complete name. Ugh. You can't be serious, guys. Is this seriously the absolute best you could come up with? Obviously, not only does this little faction possess any wrestling talent whatsoever, but more so they seize little to no originality either. You guys think you're taking the wrestling world by storm? Please. All you're doing is disrespecting this fine industry we're all apart of and dragging one of the best things old-school wrestling had to offer right through the mud.
If you four clowns seriously think that you'll actually be able to live up to the original -- and much better -- version of the Four Horsemen then you gentlemen have mental problems worse than that of Cran Landom. Jeez, and I thought I really wanted to get my hands on the bunch of you? I can't even begin to imagine what the likes of Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, and Tully Blanchard would like to do to you guys right now. Seeing as I'll have the opportunity to get my hands on half of this pathetic joke of a stable, I'll do the original founders of the Four Horsemen some justice and do their dirty work for them. I'm looking forward to making those fine fellows proud.
There is one thing that they're currently doing -- or not doing, whichever way you look at it -- that is pleasing me. I'm quite glad that they've decided to finally keep their mouths shut. After my last showing where I verbally destroyed them and put them in their places, I haven't heard a peep out of either Dave Hunter or Big Ci. Thank God. POW fans, you can think me later. We all know the last thing we'd like to hear again is either two of those jokes blabbering their mouths about idiotic nonsense that everyone on the entire planet can see for nothing but lies.
As time continues winding down until this Thursday Road to All In event, I become more anxious and impatient about getting into the ring and doing what I do best. There's nothing I love more than proving my superiority over my foes and showing everyone watching just who is the grandest athletic specimen to ever step foot inside the ring. Tag team encounters aren't exactly my forte, but I just see it as a difficult obstacle I have to overcome. I've been through tag team matches I wasn't necessarily looking forward to in the past -- hell, I've teamed with POW Owner Tito Capaci before -- and I still found a way to walk out of the match victorious. You can expect the same this Thursday.
Want to know something that really agitates me, though? Having an opponent that piteously relies on the interference of his cohort -- or cohorts -- that cheaply gives him benefit while his opponent is at a large disadvantage. With this 'Xtreme Edition' of the Four Horsemen just forming, I'm almost certain they're going to attempt to make some sort of impact at the expense of somebody else -- namely Rich Morrison and myself. With this being their first tag team match, Hunter and Ci will try and do their teammates proud. Of course, they're not talented enough to do it alone, so I'm under the impression that either Lance Erickson or Shane Hunter -- or possibly both -- will make some sort of cameo appearance in this match in order to help their partners out. Hopefully they won't take the cowards way out, but the idea continues to lurk in the back of my mind. All I know is that if they do turn out to be wretched fools? There will surely be consequences to pay for all four of them.
If you four clowns seriously think that you'll actually be able to live up to the original -- and much better -- version of the Four Horsemen then you gentlemen have mental problems worse than that of Cran Landom. Jeez, and I thought I really wanted to get my hands on the bunch of you? I can't even begin to imagine what the likes of Ric Flair, Arn Anderson, Ole Anderson, and Tully Blanchard would like to do to you guys right now. Seeing as I'll have the opportunity to get my hands on half of this pathetic joke of a stable, I'll do the original founders of the Four Horsemen some justice and do their dirty work for them. I'm looking forward to making those fine fellows proud.
There is one thing that they're currently doing -- or not doing, whichever way you look at it -- that is pleasing me. I'm quite glad that they've decided to finally keep their mouths shut. After my last showing where I verbally destroyed them and put them in their places, I haven't heard a peep out of either Dave Hunter or Big Ci. Thank God. POW fans, you can think me later. We all know the last thing we'd like to hear again is either two of those jokes blabbering their mouths about idiotic nonsense that everyone on the entire planet can see for nothing but lies.
As time continues winding down until this Thursday Road to All In event, I become more anxious and impatient about getting into the ring and doing what I do best. There's nothing I love more than proving my superiority over my foes and showing everyone watching just who is the grandest athletic specimen to ever step foot inside the ring. Tag team encounters aren't exactly my forte, but I just see it as a difficult obstacle I have to overcome. I've been through tag team matches I wasn't necessarily looking forward to in the past -- hell, I've teamed with POW Owner Tito Capaci before -- and I still found a way to walk out of the match victorious. You can expect the same this Thursday.
Want to know something that really agitates me, though? Having an opponent that piteously relies on the interference of his cohort -- or cohorts -- that cheaply gives him benefit while his opponent is at a large disadvantage. With this 'Xtreme Edition' of the Four Horsemen just forming, I'm almost certain they're going to attempt to make some sort of impact at the expense of somebody else -- namely Rich Morrison and myself. With this being their first tag team match, Hunter and Ci will try and do their teammates proud. Of course, they're not talented enough to do it alone, so I'm under the impression that either Lance Erickson or Shane Hunter -- or possibly both -- will make some sort of cameo appearance in this match in order to help their partners out. Hopefully they won't take the cowards way out, but the idea continues to lurk in the back of my mind. All I know is that if they do turn out to be wretched fools? There will surely be consequences to pay for all four of them.