Post by Reck Maverick on Aug 21, 2007 18:28:43 GMT -6
It's everyone's favourite time of the week. Reck Maverick's highly anticipated pre-taped interviews... Well it's the favourite time of most of the POW cast of colourful characters - But our hero doesn't usually like them, he's not the type to sit there and brag about himself... put it puts butts in seat which means more Diet Pepsi in the fridge. But this time Reck is even more uneasy about this... Like most of the interviews Reck is being interviewed by Jayde but since Legendaria - Reid Flanagan - The REAL Reck Maverick, well his feeling have changed for her, he gets tongue-tied... Heart beats quicker... you know the classic signs.
Reck stands there for a second looking down at the floor, collecting his thoughts. His manager - Reiko walks up behind him and places an arm on his shoulder. Reck looks at her.
Reiko - You ready Reid?
Reck nods and they walk over to were Jayde and Jim the camera man are waiting. Reck nods to Jayde, she smiles and nods to Jim to roll camera... Reck takes a deep breath... Back into character...
Jayde - Hello POW fans, this is Jayde Nightwood - POW junior correspondent backstage with the BRAND NEW Midwest Heavyweight Champion - Ladies and Gentlemen The Atomic Ninja Reck Maverick.
Reck flashes the trademark thumbs up to the camera.
Jayde - Now Reck, first things first - you have got to be happy about finally winning that piece of gold that has eluded you for 7 months...
Reck Maverick - Before I say anything Jayde I have one thing to say and I've been waiting 7 Months to do it...
[Reck slides the belt from his shoulder into his hand and thrusts it into the air...
Reck Maverick - THE CHAMP... IS... HERE!
Reck tosses the belt back up to his shoulder.
Reck Maverick - So THAT's what that feels like, I like it... I like it a lot but as you were saying Kunoichi I am very happy with myself for defeating Shawn Stevens, it wasn't easy and I welcome him anytime to come back and face me again.
Jayde - No doubt the POW fans would love to see Maverick / Stevens III... but first things first - big match tonight Reck, you and Big Ci teaming up for the first time in a while - To face Team Dead - Oni and Resurrection, they had some choice words for you earlier Reck, no doubt you heard them?
Reck Maverick - Yeah, I heard the ambiance of foul smelling sewage that poured from their mouth - You know their problem is Reiko?
Reck looks over to his manager, She quizzically places her finger just below her bottom lip for a second as if to serious think.
Reiko - They don't have heart... beats?
Reck lets out one of his crazy laughs.
Reck Maverick - I never thought of that but I actually I was referring to then just having a case of petty jealous because I - like them came in from the bottom and worked my way up to the top of the chain while they still putz around trying to get over... Guys, it's the gimmick - Dead is out this season guys... The world of today loves life... and actually speaking of the world we live today - This society we live in... I have to ask Jason what the hell did he mean by "Eating me?" Dude... ew okay? I don't swing that way brother... I'm sorry, that was wrong.
Jayde actually chuckles a little at that comment and tosses away one of her cue cards.
Jayde - Well you answered one of the questions I was going to ask about Resurrection's comments.
Reck Maverick - Ha... but Jason made a stupid mistake...
Reiko - Calling Ci Italian?
Reck justs holds up a white sign with "LOL" written in black ink... He tosses over his shoulder.
Reck Maverick - No actually although that was a new level of dunce that surpasses even my lovable brother... I was referring to Jason ditching his fans and going all goth and wanting to... eat... people... Dude the dancing dead gimmick kicked ass! It was original and humourous! You ask myself, Buddy Love and my brother Flap after he whoops Cory's ass for the Open-weight belt - Humour equals Gold... but NOOOO! Resurrection had to sell him self out and went from one in a million to one OF a million. I mean do you know how many "Dead People" I'm aced over the years?
Jayde - Actually no... How many?
Reck Maverick - Enough... I defeated enough to the point when we go to NYC for Reckless Abandon I'm being named an honourary Ghost-buster by Ray Stantz and Egon Spangler!
Jayde - Whoa...
Reck Maverick - Yeah... after my and the Big guys lay Dead and Deader to rest... in... Peace I will have beaten enough to get a free ride in the Ghost-Buster-Mobile... I even get to play with the siren!
But that's in New York, I want to talk more about my Dead Weight Challengers this week... Man I love puns! Anyway, Brian Lee...
Jayde - Oni...
Reck Maverick - Brian Lee...
Jayde - He wants to be called Oni...
Reck Maverick - DENIED!
Jayde laughs (and you got to know that brought a smile to Reck under the mask.)
Jayde - Why is he denied?
Reck Maverick - Elementary my dear Nightwood... Oni is a Japanese word... Brian Lee is not Japanese, the only people who can use Japanese words is Japanese folk or Ninjas... which would be limited to you and I since we are ninja... Reiko, since her dad was Japanese - and all the loons in Lion's Road but they don't count since they are LAME!
Back on topic - Brian Lee is trying to blame me for the unfortunate incident that transformed him from mild-mannered Dork to The Mortally-Challenged Otaku. Dude please go and do something original! "It's you're fault I'm the way I am..." George Duke vs. Reck Maverick much? At least I have the decency to adhere to the 3 month rule... Kids today... No respect - Also explains why Duke was so eager to kick my head off my shoulders... Interesting. But at least my sob story was actually dramatic unlike a certain SOMEONE'S lame attempt at a back-story but you know I'm a nice guy, I'll throw him a bone - I'll play along with his charade - hell I did it for Cran Landom what not this goofball...
Reck brings his first to his mouth and coughs like a crappy over-education Broadway actor attempting Shakespeare.
Reck Maverick - I'm so sorry Brian... I should of been there... I should have stopped them. Man, if it weren't for me messing up that bad you... you could have... you could have been playing the tuba in the Rose Parade... What have I done... I failed my mission, I dishonoured my family and clan, My one goal... protect the innocent - failed, Now I must Hara-Kiri to regain honour... Reiko - The SWORD.
Rei solemnly nods her head going along with the gag as she hands him the Blade of Legend. Reck draws it from it's sheath and brings the blade to his throat...
Reck Maverick - Wait one cotton-pickin' minute here!
Reck lowers his blade.
Reck Maverick - Brain Lee is demon right?
Jayde - That's what his profile says.
Reck Maverick - Then his story is garbage! Demon's aren't allowed to speak the truth - It like goes against their union rules or something. His redderick was a mere psychological ploy to get in my head and mess with my mortal mind...
Reck spins the Blade of Legend around and points it at the camera.
Reck Maverick - Well then Brain Lee I shall have to send you back to the burning depths of hades... also known as Nebraska... Luckily I carry the Legendary Sword of Evil Bane... The Master Sword... Wait, Damn it - Wrong Script... This one is from the Legend of Zelda!
Reck hands his belt to Jayde and jams his sword into the concrete floor... Uh... Send the bill to Jay T. Nitro! Reck produces a small book from behind his back and reads a couple pages and toss the book aside. He takes the belt back and pulls the sword from the stone (Now I'm quoting King Aurther... damn)
Reck Maverick - I shall save your soul from damnation Brian... All it takes is one clean cut from the Blade of Legend and you will be purified... But...
Reck slips the blade back into it's sheath and tosses back to Reiko.
Reck Maverick - I won't... You don't deserve to be saved because... YOU CURSED ME! The modern-day Papa Shango used his voodoo... Will Green crap starting pouring out of my skull now? Or will be possessed and have bad lip-synch... or will I just be kicking your teeth out in an uncontrollably fit of rage... None of the above I'm afraid. I'm go WHAM! Maverick cutter and you and Generic Dead #9999 will live up to creed of the J.O.B Squad - Pin me and pay me.
One last thing I have to say to you two... Shut up about the Power Ranger thing dudes... Damn it me and another person aren't suppose to get the Ranger Powers for another couple of months... STOP READING AHEAD IN THE SCRIPT... Or I'll talk to people in Hollywood... Yeah that's right I KNOW PEOPLE! and you guys won't get a spot in the remake of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead... Hell, you won't even get a spot in one of Night's films... OKAY! GOT IT? GOOD!
Jayde - I doubt they got it... but anyway any last words.
Reck Maverick - Yeah... To whom it may concern...
Reck turns his the back of his hand to the camera and extends his Pinky, Ring and Middle Fingers.
Reck Maverick - The Band is getting back together...
Jayde nudges him
Jayde - Shouldn't that be four fingers?
Reck Maverick - You serious?
Jayde simply nods. Reck returns it and extends one more finger.
Reck Maverick - This going to be interesting...
Reiko steps closer to Reck and he throws his arm over her shoulder.
[glow=red,2,300]NINJA VANISH![/glow]
Reck and Reiko disappear in a puff of smoke as Jayde looks at the camera with a grin.
Jayde - This has been Jayde Nightwood reporting...
The End.
Reck stands there for a second looking down at the floor, collecting his thoughts. His manager - Reiko walks up behind him and places an arm on his shoulder. Reck looks at her.
Reiko - You ready Reid?
Reck nods and they walk over to were Jayde and Jim the camera man are waiting. Reck nods to Jayde, she smiles and nods to Jim to roll camera... Reck takes a deep breath... Back into character...
Jayde - Hello POW fans, this is Jayde Nightwood - POW junior correspondent backstage with the BRAND NEW Midwest Heavyweight Champion - Ladies and Gentlemen The Atomic Ninja Reck Maverick.
Reck flashes the trademark thumbs up to the camera.
Jayde - Now Reck, first things first - you have got to be happy about finally winning that piece of gold that has eluded you for 7 months...
Reck Maverick - Before I say anything Jayde I have one thing to say and I've been waiting 7 Months to do it...
[Reck slides the belt from his shoulder into his hand and thrusts it into the air...
Reck Maverick - THE CHAMP... IS... HERE!
Reck tosses the belt back up to his shoulder.
Reck Maverick - So THAT's what that feels like, I like it... I like it a lot but as you were saying Kunoichi I am very happy with myself for defeating Shawn Stevens, it wasn't easy and I welcome him anytime to come back and face me again.
Jayde - No doubt the POW fans would love to see Maverick / Stevens III... but first things first - big match tonight Reck, you and Big Ci teaming up for the first time in a while - To face Team Dead - Oni and Resurrection, they had some choice words for you earlier Reck, no doubt you heard them?
Reck Maverick - Yeah, I heard the ambiance of foul smelling sewage that poured from their mouth - You know their problem is Reiko?
Reck looks over to his manager, She quizzically places her finger just below her bottom lip for a second as if to serious think.
Reiko - They don't have heart... beats?
Reck lets out one of his crazy laughs.
Reck Maverick - I never thought of that but I actually I was referring to then just having a case of petty jealous because I - like them came in from the bottom and worked my way up to the top of the chain while they still putz around trying to get over... Guys, it's the gimmick - Dead is out this season guys... The world of today loves life... and actually speaking of the world we live today - This society we live in... I have to ask Jason what the hell did he mean by "Eating me?" Dude... ew okay? I don't swing that way brother... I'm sorry, that was wrong.
Jayde actually chuckles a little at that comment and tosses away one of her cue cards.
Jayde - Well you answered one of the questions I was going to ask about Resurrection's comments.
Reck Maverick - Ha... but Jason made a stupid mistake...
Reiko - Calling Ci Italian?
Reck justs holds up a white sign with "LOL" written in black ink... He tosses over his shoulder.
Reck Maverick - No actually although that was a new level of dunce that surpasses even my lovable brother... I was referring to Jason ditching his fans and going all goth and wanting to... eat... people... Dude the dancing dead gimmick kicked ass! It was original and humourous! You ask myself, Buddy Love and my brother Flap after he whoops Cory's ass for the Open-weight belt - Humour equals Gold... but NOOOO! Resurrection had to sell him self out and went from one in a million to one OF a million. I mean do you know how many "Dead People" I'm aced over the years?
Jayde - Actually no... How many?
Reck Maverick - Enough... I defeated enough to the point when we go to NYC for Reckless Abandon I'm being named an honourary Ghost-buster by Ray Stantz and Egon Spangler!
Jayde - Whoa...
Reck Maverick - Yeah... after my and the Big guys lay Dead and Deader to rest... in... Peace I will have beaten enough to get a free ride in the Ghost-Buster-Mobile... I even get to play with the siren!
But that's in New York, I want to talk more about my Dead Weight Challengers this week... Man I love puns! Anyway, Brian Lee...
Jayde - Oni...
Reck Maverick - Brian Lee...
Jayde - He wants to be called Oni...
Reck Maverick - DENIED!
Jayde laughs (and you got to know that brought a smile to Reck under the mask.)
Jayde - Why is he denied?
Reck Maverick - Elementary my dear Nightwood... Oni is a Japanese word... Brian Lee is not Japanese, the only people who can use Japanese words is Japanese folk or Ninjas... which would be limited to you and I since we are ninja... Reiko, since her dad was Japanese - and all the loons in Lion's Road but they don't count since they are LAME!
Back on topic - Brian Lee is trying to blame me for the unfortunate incident that transformed him from mild-mannered Dork to The Mortally-Challenged Otaku. Dude please go and do something original! "It's you're fault I'm the way I am..." George Duke vs. Reck Maverick much? At least I have the decency to adhere to the 3 month rule... Kids today... No respect - Also explains why Duke was so eager to kick my head off my shoulders... Interesting. But at least my sob story was actually dramatic unlike a certain SOMEONE'S lame attempt at a back-story but you know I'm a nice guy, I'll throw him a bone - I'll play along with his charade - hell I did it for Cran Landom what not this goofball...
Reck brings his first to his mouth and coughs like a crappy over-education Broadway actor attempting Shakespeare.
Reck Maverick - I'm so sorry Brian... I should of been there... I should have stopped them. Man, if it weren't for me messing up that bad you... you could have... you could have been playing the tuba in the Rose Parade... What have I done... I failed my mission, I dishonoured my family and clan, My one goal... protect the innocent - failed, Now I must Hara-Kiri to regain honour... Reiko - The SWORD.
Rei solemnly nods her head going along with the gag as she hands him the Blade of Legend. Reck draws it from it's sheath and brings the blade to his throat...
Reck Maverick - Wait one cotton-pickin' minute here!
Reck lowers his blade.
Reck Maverick - Brain Lee is demon right?
Jayde - That's what his profile says.
Reck Maverick - Then his story is garbage! Demon's aren't allowed to speak the truth - It like goes against their union rules or something. His redderick was a mere psychological ploy to get in my head and mess with my mortal mind...
Reck spins the Blade of Legend around and points it at the camera.
Reck Maverick - Well then Brain Lee I shall have to send you back to the burning depths of hades... also known as Nebraska... Luckily I carry the Legendary Sword of Evil Bane... The Master Sword... Wait, Damn it - Wrong Script... This one is from the Legend of Zelda!
Reck hands his belt to Jayde and jams his sword into the concrete floor... Uh... Send the bill to Jay T. Nitro! Reck produces a small book from behind his back and reads a couple pages and toss the book aside. He takes the belt back and pulls the sword from the stone (Now I'm quoting King Aurther... damn)
Reck Maverick - I shall save your soul from damnation Brian... All it takes is one clean cut from the Blade of Legend and you will be purified... But...
Reck slips the blade back into it's sheath and tosses back to Reiko.
Reck Maverick - I won't... You don't deserve to be saved because... YOU CURSED ME! The modern-day Papa Shango used his voodoo... Will Green crap starting pouring out of my skull now? Or will be possessed and have bad lip-synch... or will I just be kicking your teeth out in an uncontrollably fit of rage... None of the above I'm afraid. I'm go WHAM! Maverick cutter and you and Generic Dead #9999 will live up to creed of the J.O.B Squad - Pin me and pay me.
One last thing I have to say to you two... Shut up about the Power Ranger thing dudes... Damn it me and another person aren't suppose to get the Ranger Powers for another couple of months... STOP READING AHEAD IN THE SCRIPT... Or I'll talk to people in Hollywood... Yeah that's right I KNOW PEOPLE! and you guys won't get a spot in the remake of Sam Raimi's Evil Dead... Hell, you won't even get a spot in one of Night's films... OKAY! GOT IT? GOOD!
Jayde - I doubt they got it... but anyway any last words.
Reck Maverick - Yeah... To whom it may concern...
Reck turns his the back of his hand to the camera and extends his Pinky, Ring and Middle Fingers.
Reck Maverick - The Band is getting back together...
Jayde nudges him
Jayde - Shouldn't that be four fingers?
Reck Maverick - You serious?
Jayde simply nods. Reck returns it and extends one more finger.
Reck Maverick - This going to be interesting...
Reiko steps closer to Reck and he throws his arm over her shoulder.
[glow=red,2,300]NINJA VANISH![/glow]
Reck and Reiko disappear in a puff of smoke as Jayde looks at the camera with a grin.
Jayde - This has been Jayde Nightwood reporting...
The End.
