Post by eagles on Aug 21, 2007 19:27:20 GMT -6
The scene opens in the backstage area of what is probably a packed POW Arena awaiting the start of tonights big event with Josh Eagles limping down the back hall still weighing heavy on that bad right knee but a smile on his face none the less. He has his duffle bag flung over his shoulders and is still in his street clothes, which happens to be a pair of black jeans, and a POW t-shirt and looks like he is heading to the change room to get changed for his big match tonight against POW Eastern Heavyweight Champion John Anthony.
Josh rounds a corner and a loud woman like scream is heard and Josh comes falling back the other way holding his knee cap as POW Superstar Flap Flanagan comes flying out from behind the corner with ALF close on his heels, both staring with wide eyes at the fallen Eagles who is rolling around holding his knee.
Eagles: What was that for? Is it illegal to walk now, or did Reider just smack you upside the head again and make you lose even more of your common sense?
Flap: That is for being a big mutter futter and trying to make sure you don't get up to any of those old tricks again!
Eagles: Flapper what are you talking about? Have you had one too many Dr. Peppers again? Wait, did someone spike your Dr. Pepper with Diet Dr. Pepper?
Josh tries to get to his feet back Flap takes a step forward so Josh just sits back down with his hands in the air.
Eagles: OK, big guy calm down, don't get your ears in a bunch!
Flap: Why are you talking to me like we are friends?
Alf: Well rumor has it that Josh has reformed and come to the good side.
Flap: Eagles reform, the mutter futter who stole my Dr. Pepper on the side of good?
Alf: Yep, he even took out Kailus Holmes last week after he beat everyones favorite neighbourhood Flying Diamond Cutter Man!
Flap: So you are telling me that crazy fun, ass kicking, Diet Pepsi drinking, lady stealing, title winning, wheeling dealing FUN, Eagles is back in action?
Alf: I think we have a winner!
Flap: Wii!
Flap reaches out a hand and helps Josh to his feet, Josh staggers a bit under his own weight his leg probably more beat up now.
Flap: Oh, sorry about that.
Eagles: Meh forget about it, I mean it couldn't have been much worse then it already was anyway! Now come on I thought the crew knew I was back, how didn't you know I was back?
Alf: You assume that Flap pays attention to what goes on around here.
Flap: I resemble that statement.
Both Josh and Alf look at Flap with raised eyebrows and Flap just shrugs.
Flap: Tis true. I don't pay attention to anything around here except that I am going to kick some ass tonight and win the POW Open Weight Championship!
Alf: Aim in!
Eagles: Good luck to you Flan Man!
Josh goes to walk down the hall but Flap stops him.
Flap: Hey wait up Mr. Eagles, you don't get off that easy. You gonna have to come back and celebrate knock back a couple Dr. Pepper with the Flanchise Crew.
Eagles: I would but I have a match to prepare for.
Flap: Oh, who do you have to face tonight?
Eagles: Flapper I am in the main event against John Anthony and as you can see I am not quite up to par.
Flap: On the count of the fact you can't walk on your leg and this is the first match you have had in a while?
Eagles: Good guess Flap, what gave it away?
Flap: Alf told me, but that wouldn't stop the Mr. Eagles of old now would it?
Eagles: It won't stop this one either, win or lose I am going out there tonight to prove to the world of what I am worth!
Flap: A shiny nickel?
Eagles: Alright, it was only that one time and it was for fun and you know you had gotten me doing the Dr. Pepper shooters with you that day or else I would have only jumped into that wall ONCE for the nickel, not 6 more times!
Flap: I forgot about that, but it is funny!
Alf: That was freaking hilarious! Like the time you choke slammed him onto the skid and KO'd him during that class you two took!!
Flap and Alf start laughing at the past "mistakes" made by Eagles and Josh patiently taps his foot up and down.
Eagles: Get outta my past or do I need to remind you about that girl and that piece of glass?
Flap and Alf both shut up right away.
Eagles: Now I really do have to get ready for this match.
Flap: You're right, but we got to do it in classic style as a celebration of the return of Eagles to the good side at last! You never used to get worked up before.
Alf: Yeah, you were always the one who sat around having a few drinks calm and confident.
Flap: You were a crazy mutter futter and we had a wii of a good time!
Eagles: Guys this is John Anthony the Eastern Heavyweight Champion that I am facing and I have to keep an eye out for Kailus Holmes and his thugs cause the last thing I need is the three of them behind me!
Now Flap and Alf raise their eyebrows at Eagles.
Eagles: You know what I mean you pervs!
Flap: You don't have to worry you know that we all got your back, if you are the old Eagles then the POW is going to get shaken to the core.
Eagles: Tonight I have to survive John Anthony!
Flap: Don't worry about it me friend!
Alf: Flanagan is right for once! Josh Eagles never goes out to that ring and gives up, if there is anyone who can win in this condition it is you, no doubt about it.
Flap: I second that one Alf dude!
Eagles: You know you are right, hurt or not I have been at this a long time and I am not going to go out there and lay down and let Anthony have an easy win. I have a lot to prove tonight and Anthony is just the proving grounds I need... but there is someone I need to talk to first!
Flap: Who's that?
Eagles: You're brother from another mother my friend.
Josh walks away and Flap watches after him smiling then looks at his hand confused holding three fingers up in front of him, then shrugging and walking away.
Josh rounds a corner and a loud woman like scream is heard and Josh comes falling back the other way holding his knee cap as POW Superstar Flap Flanagan comes flying out from behind the corner with ALF close on his heels, both staring with wide eyes at the fallen Eagles who is rolling around holding his knee.
Eagles: What was that for? Is it illegal to walk now, or did Reider just smack you upside the head again and make you lose even more of your common sense?
Flap: That is for being a big mutter futter and trying to make sure you don't get up to any of those old tricks again!
Eagles: Flapper what are you talking about? Have you had one too many Dr. Peppers again? Wait, did someone spike your Dr. Pepper with Diet Dr. Pepper?
Josh tries to get to his feet back Flap takes a step forward so Josh just sits back down with his hands in the air.
Eagles: OK, big guy calm down, don't get your ears in a bunch!
Flap: Why are you talking to me like we are friends?
Alf: Well rumor has it that Josh has reformed and come to the good side.
Flap: Eagles reform, the mutter futter who stole my Dr. Pepper on the side of good?
Alf: Yep, he even took out Kailus Holmes last week after he beat everyones favorite neighbourhood Flying Diamond Cutter Man!
Flap: So you are telling me that crazy fun, ass kicking, Diet Pepsi drinking, lady stealing, title winning, wheeling dealing FUN, Eagles is back in action?
Alf: I think we have a winner!
Flap: Wii!
Flap reaches out a hand and helps Josh to his feet, Josh staggers a bit under his own weight his leg probably more beat up now.
Flap: Oh, sorry about that.
Eagles: Meh forget about it, I mean it couldn't have been much worse then it already was anyway! Now come on I thought the crew knew I was back, how didn't you know I was back?
Alf: You assume that Flap pays attention to what goes on around here.
Flap: I resemble that statement.
Both Josh and Alf look at Flap with raised eyebrows and Flap just shrugs.
Flap: Tis true. I don't pay attention to anything around here except that I am going to kick some ass tonight and win the POW Open Weight Championship!
Alf: Aim in!
Eagles: Good luck to you Flan Man!
Josh goes to walk down the hall but Flap stops him.
Flap: Hey wait up Mr. Eagles, you don't get off that easy. You gonna have to come back and celebrate knock back a couple Dr. Pepper with the Flanchise Crew.
Eagles: I would but I have a match to prepare for.
Flap: Oh, who do you have to face tonight?
Eagles: Flapper I am in the main event against John Anthony and as you can see I am not quite up to par.
Flap: On the count of the fact you can't walk on your leg and this is the first match you have had in a while?
Eagles: Good guess Flap, what gave it away?
Flap: Alf told me, but that wouldn't stop the Mr. Eagles of old now would it?
Eagles: It won't stop this one either, win or lose I am going out there tonight to prove to the world of what I am worth!
Flap: A shiny nickel?
Eagles: Alright, it was only that one time and it was for fun and you know you had gotten me doing the Dr. Pepper shooters with you that day or else I would have only jumped into that wall ONCE for the nickel, not 6 more times!
Flap: I forgot about that, but it is funny!
Alf: That was freaking hilarious! Like the time you choke slammed him onto the skid and KO'd him during that class you two took!!
Flap and Alf start laughing at the past "mistakes" made by Eagles and Josh patiently taps his foot up and down.
Eagles: Get outta my past or do I need to remind you about that girl and that piece of glass?
Flap and Alf both shut up right away.
Eagles: Now I really do have to get ready for this match.
Flap: You're right, but we got to do it in classic style as a celebration of the return of Eagles to the good side at last! You never used to get worked up before.
Alf: Yeah, you were always the one who sat around having a few drinks calm and confident.
Flap: You were a crazy mutter futter and we had a wii of a good time!
Eagles: Guys this is John Anthony the Eastern Heavyweight Champion that I am facing and I have to keep an eye out for Kailus Holmes and his thugs cause the last thing I need is the three of them behind me!
Now Flap and Alf raise their eyebrows at Eagles.
Eagles: You know what I mean you pervs!
Flap: You don't have to worry you know that we all got your back, if you are the old Eagles then the POW is going to get shaken to the core.
Eagles: Tonight I have to survive John Anthony!
Flap: Don't worry about it me friend!
Alf: Flanagan is right for once! Josh Eagles never goes out to that ring and gives up, if there is anyone who can win in this condition it is you, no doubt about it.
Flap: I second that one Alf dude!
Eagles: You know you are right, hurt or not I have been at this a long time and I am not going to go out there and lay down and let Anthony have an easy win. I have a lot to prove tonight and Anthony is just the proving grounds I need... but there is someone I need to talk to first!
Flap: Who's that?
Eagles: You're brother from another mother my friend.
Josh walks away and Flap watches after him smiling then looks at his hand confused holding three fingers up in front of him, then shrugging and walking away.