Post by heyjackkerouac on Aug 22, 2007 10:49:30 GMT -6
Eddie Jones is standing in front of a POW: Midwest backdrop. He has a lit cigarette in his hand. At his side is Kevin Front, acting all “gangsta” by cocking his head to the side and wearing a bandana underneath a sideways baseball cap.
Eddie: This week is the start of something new. Something powerful. Something I have been waiting on for quite a while. Something called the POW Midwest Television Title.
Eddie looks over at Kevin, who has been nodding his head. When Kevin realizes Eddie isn’t talking any more, he looks over.[/color]
Eddie: The hell are you doing?
Kevin: Bringing some style to this interview.
Eddie: Well knock it off.
Kevin grumbles and reluctantly takes his gear off.[/color]
Eddie: Anyway, this week I have the chance to cleanse the Television Title. I can purify it. Look at the last three holders of the Television Title. Zevon, Morrison, Shadix. That is not a rich history. That is pitiful. The Television Title needs a respectful holder, one that can be proud of his accomplishments. That is what I intend to do. This week, after I win the TV Title, I plan on restoring it to its proper respect. I plan on proving that I am worthy to be champion, and I plan on bringing the TV Title up to the highest level of POW that I possibly can. I plan on making my statement known, and I plan on being the best, that I possibly can be.
Scott Lanegan, Silver. Both of you better watch out. Because Eddie Jones, will be demolishing everyone, that stands in his way.
Eddie walks off, leaving Kevin. Kevin looks around a moment, before picking up his bandana and cap and putting them back on his head. He then follows Eddie off the screen.[/color]
Eddie: This week is the start of something new. Something powerful. Something I have been waiting on for quite a while. Something called the POW Midwest Television Title.
Eddie looks over at Kevin, who has been nodding his head. When Kevin realizes Eddie isn’t talking any more, he looks over.[/color]
Eddie: The hell are you doing?
Kevin: Bringing some style to this interview.
Eddie: Well knock it off.
Kevin grumbles and reluctantly takes his gear off.[/color]
Eddie: Anyway, this week I have the chance to cleanse the Television Title. I can purify it. Look at the last three holders of the Television Title. Zevon, Morrison, Shadix. That is not a rich history. That is pitiful. The Television Title needs a respectful holder, one that can be proud of his accomplishments. That is what I intend to do. This week, after I win the TV Title, I plan on restoring it to its proper respect. I plan on proving that I am worthy to be champion, and I plan on bringing the TV Title up to the highest level of POW that I possibly can. I plan on making my statement known, and I plan on being the best, that I possibly can be.
Scott Lanegan, Silver. Both of you better watch out. Because Eddie Jones, will be demolishing everyone, that stands in his way.
Eddie walks off, leaving Kevin. Kevin looks around a moment, before picking up his bandana and cap and putting them back on his head. He then follows Eddie off the screen.[/color]