Post by Flap Flanagan on Aug 19, 2007 16:02:01 GMT -6
So After much debate around the POW Round Table About The Open Weight Title Match This week between Cory Barnett and Flap Flanagan Because of the fact Flap Flanagan is Classified Has an Mid west POW Citizen, Well After a few tests and a few Red Bull Vodka's later, It Seems our Flapanise Master has acquired an Dual Citizenship For POW Brands. So It seems the Match will stay put although many have stated there thoughts on having Mike Cormac be brought into the match to make it Competitive since even Flanahaters are saying that this match on Paper looks brutally one sided in favour of our Flanchise Player Wii!
"Bad to the Bone" by George Throughgood blasts over the PA System Has Flap and ALF come Driving down in an Golf Cart to the ring , they Drive around the ring three times before they both fall out of the Golf Cart and Stumble there selves into the ring. ALF Goes over to the Ring Crew and grabs two Mics, He walks over to Flap and gives him an Mic. has the Fans are on there feet for the Flanchise.
Flap: Wii!
FLAPPER FLAPPER FLAPPER , and ALF ALF ALF Chants Echo through the Arena
Flap: So Does this place sell Dr Pepper or WHAT!?
An Fan from the Crowd Jumps the Guard Rails and Hands Flap an Dr Pepper has the fan then gets chased by Security guards
ALF: Oh you get an Dr Pepper but I don't.... DARN!
Flap: So Anyways I am sure by now you Flapanise Fans have heard the good news about yours truly Fighting for the Open Championship in the coming days.
Fans Chanting Wii, Wii, Wii!
Flap: I also think you Flanchizel Fans have heard about the rumors of Mike Cormac being inserted into this match with me and Cory Barnett. Well I am out here to tell you Dedicated fans that This Flanchise Player Doesn't care who else is put into this match, Cause This Big Eared Bad Ass is Ready to Rumble in the Jungle With Any Top Cat.
ALF: Well that sounded Fruity. If Yeah know what I mean?
Flap: No I don't. I also Don't get why Several People involved in POW Community Think That When I win the POW Open Weight Championship that it will be vacant as soon as I do cause I am not an NE Superstar. Well to Let you Little Cry babies Happy last Night I sat down with an POW Management Official, and Officially Became eligible to Fight for any Brand in POW. So For you Individuals who didn't get that last part That means When I win The Open weight Title It will not become Vacant Wii. And there's no Doubt I will Win Cause Let's face it Flapamania is Running WILD AGAIN!
The fans are on there FEET Cheering WILDLY for the Flanchise Player.
ALF: That's so Cliche.
Flap: Indeed it is. But When I Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan enter that ring Against Cory Barnett and possibly Mike Cormac. I will Show the World Why i once was Considered an threat for any World Title Back in the day When Whoopi Goldberg was COOL. And with these Thousands and Thousands of Fans in this Arena and Millions Worldwide Cheering on this Flanchise Player , There's no reason Why I can't Come out of this Title fight without my hand Raised and that title around my waist.
ALF: You Better futting win I just betted 10 times our Dr Pepper Fund Money.
Flap: You did what? Wait I got no worries more money for DR PEPPER Wii! See ALFster that's why it was FATE that brought us together me the Great wrestling superstar and you the Cuddly and Dangerous Gambling Alien Manager.
ALF: Yes to bad you don't always win I think we are like in the hole big time.
Flap: Well Not we, you mean Josh Eagles Remember that time when we took his Visa and Debit Cards?
ALF: Yes Wait did you just say on LIVE TV that we gambled with Josh Eagles Money?
Flap: No just stole his Visa and Debit Cards never said we use them. However with all the money Josh makes he probably never notice a few hundred or thousand being billed to his cards.
ALF: Wait the fans aren't booing Eagles, he must be an good guy now eh?
Flap: Hells Yeah! Let's get an Josh Eagles Chant Going!
EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES Chants are Started but die down quickly, Wii!
Flap: Yesum he is an fan Favorite now. But enough about that Past Enemy and onto new Enemy of the STATE Cory Barnett Now here's the conclusion of my little rant is Well I WIN, Wii!
ALF: And the Tradition Continues WOO!
"Bad to the Bone" by George Throughgood blasts over the PA System Has Flap and ALF come Driving down in an Golf Cart to the ring , they Drive around the ring three times before they both fall out of the Golf Cart and Stumble there selves into the ring. ALF Goes over to the Ring Crew and grabs two Mics, He walks over to Flap and gives him an Mic. has the Fans are on there feet for the Flanchise.
Flap: Wii!
FLAPPER FLAPPER FLAPPER , and ALF ALF ALF Chants Echo through the Arena
Flap: So Does this place sell Dr Pepper or WHAT!?
An Fan from the Crowd Jumps the Guard Rails and Hands Flap an Dr Pepper has the fan then gets chased by Security guards
ALF: Oh you get an Dr Pepper but I don't.... DARN!
Flap: So Anyways I am sure by now you Flapanise Fans have heard the good news about yours truly Fighting for the Open Championship in the coming days.
Fans Chanting Wii, Wii, Wii!
Flap: I also think you Flanchizel Fans have heard about the rumors of Mike Cormac being inserted into this match with me and Cory Barnett. Well I am out here to tell you Dedicated fans that This Flanchise Player Doesn't care who else is put into this match, Cause This Big Eared Bad Ass is Ready to Rumble in the Jungle With Any Top Cat.
ALF: Well that sounded Fruity. If Yeah know what I mean?
Flap: No I don't. I also Don't get why Several People involved in POW Community Think That When I win the POW Open Weight Championship that it will be vacant as soon as I do cause I am not an NE Superstar. Well to Let you Little Cry babies Happy last Night I sat down with an POW Management Official, and Officially Became eligible to Fight for any Brand in POW. So For you Individuals who didn't get that last part That means When I win The Open weight Title It will not become Vacant Wii. And there's no Doubt I will Win Cause Let's face it Flapamania is Running WILD AGAIN!
The fans are on there FEET Cheering WILDLY for the Flanchise Player.
ALF: That's so Cliche.
Flap: Indeed it is. But When I Flanchise Player Flap Flanagan enter that ring Against Cory Barnett and possibly Mike Cormac. I will Show the World Why i once was Considered an threat for any World Title Back in the day When Whoopi Goldberg was COOL. And with these Thousands and Thousands of Fans in this Arena and Millions Worldwide Cheering on this Flanchise Player , There's no reason Why I can't Come out of this Title fight without my hand Raised and that title around my waist.
ALF: You Better futting win I just betted 10 times our Dr Pepper Fund Money.
Flap: You did what? Wait I got no worries more money for DR PEPPER Wii! See ALFster that's why it was FATE that brought us together me the Great wrestling superstar and you the Cuddly and Dangerous Gambling Alien Manager.
ALF: Yes to bad you don't always win I think we are like in the hole big time.
Flap: Well Not we, you mean Josh Eagles Remember that time when we took his Visa and Debit Cards?
ALF: Yes Wait did you just say on LIVE TV that we gambled with Josh Eagles Money?
Flap: No just stole his Visa and Debit Cards never said we use them. However with all the money Josh makes he probably never notice a few hundred or thousand being billed to his cards.
ALF: Wait the fans aren't booing Eagles, he must be an good guy now eh?
Flap: Hells Yeah! Let's get an Josh Eagles Chant Going!
EAGLES EAGLES EAGLES Chants are Started but die down quickly, Wii!
Flap: Yesum he is an fan Favorite now. But enough about that Past Enemy and onto new Enemy of the STATE Cory Barnett Now here's the conclusion of my little rant is Well I WIN, Wii!
ALF: And the Tradition Continues WOO!