Post by Flap Flanagan on Aug 18, 2007 20:41:54 GMT -6
Welcome Back Flannie Fans, So At Legendaria Our Beloved Big Ear Dr Pepper Drinker Flap Flanagan Lost his match, Yes I know it's not an Big Surprise since hell when is the last time Flap actually won an match that wasn't against an 3 year old high on Crispy crunch Chocolate bars. Now Flap is on one of his longest ever losing streak in his career However there is an upside to his madness of Losses. And that is he must look Terrific When he losses Cause Once again The Flan Man has Been Booked in an title match for the POW Open Title Against Cory Barnett.
So Let's get to the Main Show OK, So we Start in the Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room Where all Members are present plus the newly acquired Tara "I Ain't Stoned only Drunk" Reid and Nicole "I am 78lbs and 8 Months Pregnant" Richie. Maria and the other two women Nicole and Tara are Sitting on the floor playing Spin the bottle it seems, Has Flap and ALF are sitting on the couch and are having an very intelligent Conversation and it seems they haven't spotted what the women of the group are doing behind them DAMN I knew Flap was Blind but FUTT!.
Flap: So You say I am against Cory Barnett for the POW Open Weight Title eh?
ALF: Yes for the fifth time Alrighty.
Flap: Well Last time I seen Cory Barnett is was back in Portland at the Poor parts of the city....
It's time to kick it into Flashback mode or Story Mode like some people call it.
So Scene Kick Starts in the Worse Parts of the city of Portland. The Camera Spots Cory Barnett in an Car , and an Woman talking to him from outside of the car on the passenger side, seems to me Cory is trying to get some! Whoa all of an sudden Our Big Eared Flanchise Player Comes roaming into Picture and walks up to the Woman
Flap: Whatz up Jeanie?
Jeanie: Not Much Flanchizzle to my Clintizzle. Just this little Fellow is trying to convince me to jump in the car with him and do some BumpN and GrindN.
Flap: Well Damn That Shit is Like ILLEGAL!
Jeanie: Hey baby you know This Blondie don't Choke that way. Well Unless Charlie Sheen Comes by for an Visit , He is an Excellent TIPPER, If I know what I mean.
Flap: Sure I do Back on the Farm we Did that for Fun Back in the day when Internet was an Toad on an Stick.
Jeanie: WHAT THE F*^& ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Flap: Tipping Cows! What the Futt else would I be talking about?
Jeanie: Oops My Jeanie, Never mind.
Back to Reality MODE when ALF interrupts Flap's Story
ALF: Flapper is this story actually gonna have an Point to it? Or are you just wasting good quality PROMO TIME AGAIN?
Flap: FUTT OFF WITH QUESTION AND LET ME CONTINUE!
Back to STORY MODE
Cory: Hey Big Eared Asshole leave us alone I want to get some tonight so Be gone with you.
Cory get's out of his car and gets a feet or two away from Flap and the Woman Jeanie
Flap: Well Mister Dude, I just can't let you do this Illegal action with me present here.
Cory: Well then Close your eyes or something Cause BIG Cory WANTS SOME!
Flap: Well DAMN I'll still be able to Smell it!
Cory: WHAT?
Flap: Yesum The Weed you are gonna smoke with Jeanie here I'll still be able to Smell it with my eyes closed.
Cory: You are Really something else aren't yeah?
Flap: Yesum I am Flapanise. And If Yeah really want smoke some Weed I'll sale yeah some here for Half the cost she is selling her stuff.
Cory: Well... I really wasn't after weed But after this conversation I think i will need it, so hand your stuff over.
Flap: Alrighty then that be 150 Dollars Please and Thank You!
Cory: OK.
They swap weed for Money, Cory opens up the Bag of Weed looks down at it and his face turns RED
Cory: This isn't Marijuana!
Flap: Well No Sir i haven't Sold that stuff since The Old days when Lil Man was buying that stuff like CANDY!
Cory: So What the Hell is this?
Flap: My Aunt Martha's Weeds out of her garden.
Cory: God DAMN IT! Give me back my 150!
Flap: No way Jose , Deal is an Deal. KABOOM!
Scene is all Smoke but when it Clears Cory's Car is been driven away by... Flap Flanagan Wii!
Cory: That Son Of a Bitch!
Back to Reality MODE
ALF: What was the point to that story?
Flap: Hmm That Aunt Martha's Weeds still sell.
ALF: POINTLESS!
Then there was an Knock at the door and somebody yelling "I got an Message for you Flapper"
To Be Continued
Count ON IT
So Let's get to the Main Show OK, So we Start in the Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room Where all Members are present plus the newly acquired Tara "I Ain't Stoned only Drunk" Reid and Nicole "I am 78lbs and 8 Months Pregnant" Richie. Maria and the other two women Nicole and Tara are Sitting on the floor playing Spin the bottle it seems, Has Flap and ALF are sitting on the couch and are having an very intelligent Conversation and it seems they haven't spotted what the women of the group are doing behind them DAMN I knew Flap was Blind but FUTT!.
Flap: So You say I am against Cory Barnett for the POW Open Weight Title eh?
ALF: Yes for the fifth time Alrighty.
Flap: Well Last time I seen Cory Barnett is was back in Portland at the Poor parts of the city....
It's time to kick it into Flashback mode or Story Mode like some people call it.
So Scene Kick Starts in the Worse Parts of the city of Portland. The Camera Spots Cory Barnett in an Car , and an Woman talking to him from outside of the car on the passenger side, seems to me Cory is trying to get some! Whoa all of an sudden Our Big Eared Flanchise Player Comes roaming into Picture and walks up to the Woman
Flap: Whatz up Jeanie?
Jeanie: Not Much Flanchizzle to my Clintizzle. Just this little Fellow is trying to convince me to jump in the car with him and do some BumpN and GrindN.
Flap: Well Damn That Shit is Like ILLEGAL!
Jeanie: Hey baby you know This Blondie don't Choke that way. Well Unless Charlie Sheen Comes by for an Visit , He is an Excellent TIPPER, If I know what I mean.
Flap: Sure I do Back on the Farm we Did that for Fun Back in the day when Internet was an Toad on an Stick.
Jeanie: WHAT THE F*^& ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
Flap: Tipping Cows! What the Futt else would I be talking about?
Jeanie: Oops My Jeanie, Never mind.
Back to Reality MODE when ALF interrupts Flap's Story
ALF: Flapper is this story actually gonna have an Point to it? Or are you just wasting good quality PROMO TIME AGAIN?
Flap: FUTT OFF WITH QUESTION AND LET ME CONTINUE!
Back to STORY MODE
Cory: Hey Big Eared Asshole leave us alone I want to get some tonight so Be gone with you.
Cory get's out of his car and gets a feet or two away from Flap and the Woman Jeanie
Flap: Well Mister Dude, I just can't let you do this Illegal action with me present here.
Cory: Well then Close your eyes or something Cause BIG Cory WANTS SOME!
Flap: Well DAMN I'll still be able to Smell it!
Cory: WHAT?
Flap: Yesum The Weed you are gonna smoke with Jeanie here I'll still be able to Smell it with my eyes closed.
Cory: You are Really something else aren't yeah?
Flap: Yesum I am Flapanise. And If Yeah really want smoke some Weed I'll sale yeah some here for Half the cost she is selling her stuff.
Cory: Well... I really wasn't after weed But after this conversation I think i will need it, so hand your stuff over.
Flap: Alrighty then that be 150 Dollars Please and Thank You!
Cory: OK.
They swap weed for Money, Cory opens up the Bag of Weed looks down at it and his face turns RED
Cory: This isn't Marijuana!
Flap: Well No Sir i haven't Sold that stuff since The Old days when Lil Man was buying that stuff like CANDY!
Cory: So What the Hell is this?
Flap: My Aunt Martha's Weeds out of her garden.
Cory: God DAMN IT! Give me back my 150!
Flap: No way Jose , Deal is an Deal. KABOOM!
Scene is all Smoke but when it Clears Cory's Car is been driven away by... Flap Flanagan Wii!
Cory: That Son Of a Bitch!
Back to Reality MODE
ALF: What was the point to that story?
Flap: Hmm That Aunt Martha's Weeds still sell.
ALF: POINTLESS!
Then there was an Knock at the door and somebody yelling "I got an Message for you Flapper"
To Be Continued
Count ON IT