Post by eagles on Aug 27, 2007 21:22:46 GMT -6
It's true, it's so damn true for the second time in one day the scene opens in the famous locker room of the Flanchise Players!! But now locking a whole lot of people and packed with a whole lot more empty cans of Dr. Pepper and a few random bottles of whiskey for some very odd reason... the room is filled with a smokey haze as it seems that that ALF is smoking a cigar (eeek gad) at the table he is playing chinese poker with Flap Flanagan, King of Dr. Pepper Mountian and POW Open Weight Champion.
Then the locker room door bursts open and behold, limping as fast as a speeding gimp with the support of a crutch comes hobbling in Josh Eagles looking even more beat up after yet another beat down at the hands of Holmes, his goons, and now Neverwinter as well. (Is it just me or does anyone else see the number game weighing in on Eagles, it's totally like five on one!) Back on track, ALF drops the cigar at the sight of Eagles and Flap lifts a can of Dr. Pepper in salute.
Eagles: Now wait a dang moment!! I been hearing a lot of strange rumors today Flan Man! I heard about the reason you didn't stop the TWO beat downs I received last night... although I am trying to figure out why Anthony only helped with the one and what the heck Night was doing... but that is neither here nor there because again I heard the reason and that is a fair reason, I mean it was Maria so I can't really get mad at you cause you know... Hoes Before Bro's!!
Flap: Wii!
ALF: Hey, wait a second... isn't that what those really hot chicks say on that show "One Tree Hill"?
Eagles: Shut up! That's besides the point ALF. It is the other rumor that I am here about Flanagan!!! I heard about what your match ideas were for this week and I just couldn't believe what I heard!
Flap: Oh you mean how I plan on keeping you out of the match and using the almighty and powerful secret weapons to win the match without taking the risk of Mr. Eagles getting more hurt?
Eagles: So it's true!! How could you think like that Flan Man? You know me almost better then anyone, you have seen me walk off way worse then this.
Flap: Oh really, you are fine and dandy good to go?
Eagles: You got it!
At that moment Maria comes in the door behind Josh just in time to hear what he says and gives him the lightest kick you could imagine on the right leg and laughs when Eagles screams in pain and hops to the wall.
Flap: Yep, you are in tip top shape!
Eagles: OK, look so my leg is a little out of it but you can't win this match without me... the CIA are TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, that makes them a well oiled and deadly machine and we are going to have to be on our best to beat them.
ALF: What are the members of the CIA's names?
Eagles: Why everyone knows that!! They are... ummm... CIA Agent One and CIA Agent Two!
ALF: Our point exactly, their manager fake President guy is more famous then the actual team themselves so we are thinking lucky win got them the tag team titles in the first place!
Flap: Which means you Mister Eagles can stand himself on the apron while the Flap Master kicks some royal ass and wins us the match. You know it, first I become the Open Weight Champion and now it's time to whip the behinds of some Tag Champions and before you know it the New Flanchise Players the old school team of Eagles and Flanagan will be on their way to Tag Team Gold.
Eagles: For some reason with me being the #1 Contender for the World Title and you being the Open Weight Championship, I just don't see us getting a Tag Title shot in the near future... just a thought though!
Flap: Well are we not being Mister Negative guy today? Oh, speaking of negative... how did your talk with my brother from another mother go?
Eagles: I never found him...
Flap: Hmmm, no surprises Reider doesn't believe in this new Eagles like the Flanchise Crew does!
ALF: It's true, actually the Flanchisers here are the only ones who don't believe you are not the old Eagles like you have shown so many times before.
Flap: Yeah we even heard his interview earlier an telling people about how you are normally using people and being all manipulating!
Eagles: So why is it that you trust me?
Flap: Isn't it obvious Mister Eagles? One the Eagles of old would never ever have turned down the chance to let someone else fight for him and number two he would have taken the chance to heal that leg instead of wrestling on it every week. I mean you kicked some ass in that match against Anthony last week!
Eagles: What match were you watching? I got my ass kicked and got a couple lucky shots in!
Flap: Yeah, weren't you in even better condition last week to?
Eagles: After a couple of beat downs like I got last week you always seem to find yourself not feeling, well not quite yourself!
Flap: Hmmm an you want to let me let you wrestle in a tag match... in even worse condition then last week?
Josh opens his mouth to argue back a Flap but seems to draw a blank and instead just stares at him, then Maria starts to laugh.
Maria: You just got out smarted by Flap... now that is sad!
Flap: Hey whose side are you on?
Maria: Well it's true.
Flap: Meh!
Eagles: Alright, alright... I get your point so I am open to ideas!
Flap: We told you what our plan is, the almighty Flanagan is going to handle those CIA members on his own since they won't let us fight those British dudes and kick some more major ass and you are going to sit on the side lines and keep out of the match as much as we can. That way we win, you heal up, and you are going to be ready to take another World Championship when Reckless Abandon rolls around.
Josh and Flap stare at each other for a minute then reach out and slap hands.
Eagles: But if the going gets tough?
Flap: I'll tag your crippled ass in... now get out your money and let me take it all, it's CHINESE POKER TIME!!!
Josh sits down and joins the table picking up a card and placing it to his head as the scene fades out.
Then the locker room door bursts open and behold, limping as fast as a speeding gimp with the support of a crutch comes hobbling in Josh Eagles looking even more beat up after yet another beat down at the hands of Holmes, his goons, and now Neverwinter as well. (Is it just me or does anyone else see the number game weighing in on Eagles, it's totally like five on one!) Back on track, ALF drops the cigar at the sight of Eagles and Flap lifts a can of Dr. Pepper in salute.
Eagles: Now wait a dang moment!! I been hearing a lot of strange rumors today Flan Man! I heard about the reason you didn't stop the TWO beat downs I received last night... although I am trying to figure out why Anthony only helped with the one and what the heck Night was doing... but that is neither here nor there because again I heard the reason and that is a fair reason, I mean it was Maria so I can't really get mad at you cause you know... Hoes Before Bro's!!
Flap: Wii!
ALF: Hey, wait a second... isn't that what those really hot chicks say on that show "One Tree Hill"?
Eagles: Shut up! That's besides the point ALF. It is the other rumor that I am here about Flanagan!!! I heard about what your match ideas were for this week and I just couldn't believe what I heard!
Flap: Oh you mean how I plan on keeping you out of the match and using the almighty and powerful secret weapons to win the match without taking the risk of Mr. Eagles getting more hurt?
Eagles: So it's true!! How could you think like that Flan Man? You know me almost better then anyone, you have seen me walk off way worse then this.
Flap: Oh really, you are fine and dandy good to go?
Eagles: You got it!
At that moment Maria comes in the door behind Josh just in time to hear what he says and gives him the lightest kick you could imagine on the right leg and laughs when Eagles screams in pain and hops to the wall.
Flap: Yep, you are in tip top shape!
Eagles: OK, look so my leg is a little out of it but you can't win this match without me... the CIA are TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS, that makes them a well oiled and deadly machine and we are going to have to be on our best to beat them.
ALF: What are the members of the CIA's names?
Eagles: Why everyone knows that!! They are... ummm... CIA Agent One and CIA Agent Two!
ALF: Our point exactly, their manager fake President guy is more famous then the actual team themselves so we are thinking lucky win got them the tag team titles in the first place!
Flap: Which means you Mister Eagles can stand himself on the apron while the Flap Master kicks some royal ass and wins us the match. You know it, first I become the Open Weight Champion and now it's time to whip the behinds of some Tag Champions and before you know it the New Flanchise Players the old school team of Eagles and Flanagan will be on their way to Tag Team Gold.
Eagles: For some reason with me being the #1 Contender for the World Title and you being the Open Weight Championship, I just don't see us getting a Tag Title shot in the near future... just a thought though!
Flap: Well are we not being Mister Negative guy today? Oh, speaking of negative... how did your talk with my brother from another mother go?
Eagles: I never found him...
Flap: Hmmm, no surprises Reider doesn't believe in this new Eagles like the Flanchise Crew does!
ALF: It's true, actually the Flanchisers here are the only ones who don't believe you are not the old Eagles like you have shown so many times before.
Flap: Yeah we even heard his interview earlier an telling people about how you are normally using people and being all manipulating!
Eagles: So why is it that you trust me?
Flap: Isn't it obvious Mister Eagles? One the Eagles of old would never ever have turned down the chance to let someone else fight for him and number two he would have taken the chance to heal that leg instead of wrestling on it every week. I mean you kicked some ass in that match against Anthony last week!
Eagles: What match were you watching? I got my ass kicked and got a couple lucky shots in!
Flap: Yeah, weren't you in even better condition last week to?
Eagles: After a couple of beat downs like I got last week you always seem to find yourself not feeling, well not quite yourself!
Flap: Hmmm an you want to let me let you wrestle in a tag match... in even worse condition then last week?
Josh opens his mouth to argue back a Flap but seems to draw a blank and instead just stares at him, then Maria starts to laugh.
Maria: You just got out smarted by Flap... now that is sad!
Flap: Hey whose side are you on?
Maria: Well it's true.
Flap: Meh!
Eagles: Alright, alright... I get your point so I am open to ideas!
Flap: We told you what our plan is, the almighty Flanagan is going to handle those CIA members on his own since they won't let us fight those British dudes and kick some more major ass and you are going to sit on the side lines and keep out of the match as much as we can. That way we win, you heal up, and you are going to be ready to take another World Championship when Reckless Abandon rolls around.
Josh and Flap stare at each other for a minute then reach out and slap hands.
Eagles: But if the going gets tough?
Flap: I'll tag your crippled ass in... now get out your money and let me take it all, it's CHINESE POKER TIME!!!
Josh sits down and joins the table picking up a card and placing it to his head as the scene fades out.