Post by splinter on Aug 29, 2007 18:04:58 GMT -6
The the scene sets in Splinter's dressing room. He's training. Warming up for his match in the week ahead. He is doing press up's whilst listening to Reggae on his Stereo.
*Greg Kilgreen enters*
Splinter : What the hell do you think your doing. Who said you could enter, im trying to get a god damn work out going here you fool.
Greg : Im sorry Mr Splinter I was just..
You was just what, you was just comming here thinking you where the big boss with your microphone and your taccy suit. And its not Mr Splinter its just Splinter. So why are you wasting my time what do you want
I just came to give you a pre match interview thats all. I dint mean to intrude im very sorry.
Well why didnt you say so in the first place. Come on in, sit down.
Err Thanks. Well First Question..
First question? Forget that , throw your questions away, this is my interview and i'll tell you what your interviewing about. Where interviewing about my debut match comming up. I'm here looking for competitive wrestling matches, Comming here for title shots and ive been matched up against a texas hillibilly and some crackpot who says he's from a snake pit. And furthermore, its a tag match. I mean i dont need a tag team partner when put in a match like this.
But you cant underestimate Mr.President, he's had more experience in the POW ring
Wait a minute, 5 Years i spent fighting in the octagon and believe me i fought people twice as big, twice as wide as me and i move the the POW seeking a better challenge and an attempt to find my father and you talk to me about experience? You don't know what the hell your talking about.
I interviewed Mr President before and he said how it would probably end up being a 1 on 1 with him against you and that he would destroy you
I don't think "Mr so called President" understands that i have seen him in the ring. I know his moves. I know his tactics. He doesn't know where to start with a high risk balanced fighter like me. I've been watching quite a few of his matches and i know exactly how i will deal with him. And believe i will deal with him severely, and his very confused "fan loving" partner. And ill do that with or without a partner
So what about....
Enough. I'm bored of your interview. Leave. I want to get ready.
Fade out.
*Greg Kilgreen enters*
Splinter : What the hell do you think your doing. Who said you could enter, im trying to get a god damn work out going here you fool.
Greg : Im sorry Mr Splinter I was just..
You was just what, you was just comming here thinking you where the big boss with your microphone and your taccy suit. And its not Mr Splinter its just Splinter. So why are you wasting my time what do you want
I just came to give you a pre match interview thats all. I dint mean to intrude im very sorry.
Well why didnt you say so in the first place. Come on in, sit down.
Err Thanks. Well First Question..
First question? Forget that , throw your questions away, this is my interview and i'll tell you what your interviewing about. Where interviewing about my debut match comming up. I'm here looking for competitive wrestling matches, Comming here for title shots and ive been matched up against a texas hillibilly and some crackpot who says he's from a snake pit. And furthermore, its a tag match. I mean i dont need a tag team partner when put in a match like this.
But you cant underestimate Mr.President, he's had more experience in the POW ring
Wait a minute, 5 Years i spent fighting in the octagon and believe me i fought people twice as big, twice as wide as me and i move the the POW seeking a better challenge and an attempt to find my father and you talk to me about experience? You don't know what the hell your talking about.
I interviewed Mr President before and he said how it would probably end up being a 1 on 1 with him against you and that he would destroy you
I don't think "Mr so called President" understands that i have seen him in the ring. I know his moves. I know his tactics. He doesn't know where to start with a high risk balanced fighter like me. I've been watching quite a few of his matches and i know exactly how i will deal with him. And believe i will deal with him severely, and his very confused "fan loving" partner. And ill do that with or without a partner
So what about....
Enough. I'm bored of your interview. Leave. I want to get ready.
Fade out.