Post by black on Aug 29, 2007 19:36:20 GMT -6
--At 8:00 P.M. I walked into a local bar in Kansas to get a beer. I made my way over to the counter and took a seat. "Budweiser" I ordered. I looked around the bar it wasn't a big fancy bar. Pretty much a small town bar with the normal people you'd expect to find in a bar it's size. My eye caught the attention of a rather attractive woman with long jet black hair wearing a pair of jeans so tight that it showed off all the right places. A black tank top hidden behind a blue denim vest and black high heels. She was sitting at a table with some guy who looked a bit like the bald guy from that myth buster's show. He got up from the table and walk away. I guess he was going to drain the main thang. While he was gone she made her way over to where I was sitting to introduce herself.--
Woman: Hi, I'm Amanda.
Blackheart: Sup.
Amanda: You know you look a lot like that guy on T.V. The one from that wrestling show.
Blackheart: Yeah well I probably look like a lot of people from some wrestling show.
Amanda: Burr, I'm catching a little chill from your shoulders handsome. So got a name?
Blackheart: Yeah.
Amanda: Yeah so what is it?
--I turned to look her in the eyes--
Blackheart: Just call me Blackheart.
--Her eyes lit up with shock and excitement at the mention of my name.--
Amanda: Oh my God. It is you! I never expected to see someone of your caliber in a cheap place like this. In fact why are you in a cheap bar like this, you should be at one of the more fancy ones.
Blackheart: Yeah well I guess I'm just lucky.
Amanda: So you all ready for your match this week.
Blackheart: I'm always ready.
Amanda: You sure, I've seen Scott Lanegan and Shadow in action before. And well Jason Resurrection well he's a sad story for another day.
Blackheart: Don't you fret none about Lanegan and Shadow. They're going to get their match. And Jason he's going to get a special beating from me. I haven't heard much from them but that's OK I sure they are familiar just as I am with the whole actions speaks louder than words line.
Amanda: You know, not a lot of people expect much from you. I've seen the polls and heard the fans talking.
Blackheart: Yeah well that's the beauty of being Blackheart. Not to many people expect much from me until it's too late. Then they are left choking on their words and looking stupid.
--We continued our conversation. I had forgotten she was here with someone else. As we talked I suddenly heard a voice from a man off to the side. It was the guy she was here with.--
Man: Amanda just what the hell do you think you are doing.
--I gave the guy the once over for a brief second not thinking much of him. I then turned back toward Amanda not caring that he was there.--
Blackheart: This your girlfriend?
Man: Oh real funny pal. You're one to talk, with those long locks of yours.
Blackheart: You jealous of my hair 8-ball? Why don't you just glue your pubes to your head. Should take care of that little problem. No I mean the one on your head not in your pants.
Man: Hey, hey! Let's watch the attitude pal. You looking for some trouble.
Amanda: Come on Alvin we were just talking.
Blackheart: Alvin huh? This isn't attitude. When I give attitude you will know it. As far as trouble goes, well I never go looking for it. However, trouble never comes looking for me because well then I have to put trouble in it's place.
Amanda: Alvin just go sit down I'll be over there in a minute.
--Alvin as his name was raised his hand as if to slap Amanda. Well that was enough warning for me. So I decide to get up and leave. I left the money on the counter and stood to make my exit.--
Alvin: Damn you woman I told you to call me Ace. Yeah that's right pal walk away. This isn't any of your business.
--All I wanted was a beer. I thought about a quote from the book Sun Tzu's The Art of War. It says "if you know your enemy and you know yourself you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." Well I know who my enemies are this week in my match. I didn't know this guy here at the bar but f**k it I thought. I turned right around knowing he wasn't expecting it and cracked him right in the nose. I then slammed his face into the counter and toss him into a table. I figured that'd be enough training for my match. I turned to leave the scene.--
Amanda: Hey I don't know where you're headed, but you want some company?
--A wink was all she needed as approval from me. We left the bar arm to arm. Oh yeah tonight was going to be a damn good night.
End
Woman: Hi, I'm Amanda.
Blackheart: Sup.
Amanda: You know you look a lot like that guy on T.V. The one from that wrestling show.
Blackheart: Yeah well I probably look like a lot of people from some wrestling show.
Amanda: Burr, I'm catching a little chill from your shoulders handsome. So got a name?
Blackheart: Yeah.
Amanda: Yeah so what is it?
--I turned to look her in the eyes--
Blackheart: Just call me Blackheart.
--Her eyes lit up with shock and excitement at the mention of my name.--
Amanda: Oh my God. It is you! I never expected to see someone of your caliber in a cheap place like this. In fact why are you in a cheap bar like this, you should be at one of the more fancy ones.
Blackheart: Yeah well I guess I'm just lucky.
Amanda: So you all ready for your match this week.
Blackheart: I'm always ready.
Amanda: You sure, I've seen Scott Lanegan and Shadow in action before. And well Jason Resurrection well he's a sad story for another day.
Blackheart: Don't you fret none about Lanegan and Shadow. They're going to get their match. And Jason he's going to get a special beating from me. I haven't heard much from them but that's OK I sure they are familiar just as I am with the whole actions speaks louder than words line.
Amanda: You know, not a lot of people expect much from you. I've seen the polls and heard the fans talking.
Blackheart: Yeah well that's the beauty of being Blackheart. Not to many people expect much from me until it's too late. Then they are left choking on their words and looking stupid.
--We continued our conversation. I had forgotten she was here with someone else. As we talked I suddenly heard a voice from a man off to the side. It was the guy she was here with.--
Man: Amanda just what the hell do you think you are doing.
--I gave the guy the once over for a brief second not thinking much of him. I then turned back toward Amanda not caring that he was there.--
Blackheart: This your girlfriend?
Man: Oh real funny pal. You're one to talk, with those long locks of yours.
Blackheart: You jealous of my hair 8-ball? Why don't you just glue your pubes to your head. Should take care of that little problem. No I mean the one on your head not in your pants.
Man: Hey, hey! Let's watch the attitude pal. You looking for some trouble.
Amanda: Come on Alvin we were just talking.
Blackheart: Alvin huh? This isn't attitude. When I give attitude you will know it. As far as trouble goes, well I never go looking for it. However, trouble never comes looking for me because well then I have to put trouble in it's place.
Amanda: Alvin just go sit down I'll be over there in a minute.
--Alvin as his name was raised his hand as if to slap Amanda. Well that was enough warning for me. So I decide to get up and leave. I left the money on the counter and stood to make my exit.--
Alvin: Damn you woman I told you to call me Ace. Yeah that's right pal walk away. This isn't any of your business.
--All I wanted was a beer. I thought about a quote from the book Sun Tzu's The Art of War. It says "if you know your enemy and you know yourself you need not fear the result of a hundred battles." Well I know who my enemies are this week in my match. I didn't know this guy here at the bar but f**k it I thought. I turned right around knowing he wasn't expecting it and cracked him right in the nose. I then slammed his face into the counter and toss him into a table. I figured that'd be enough training for my match. I turned to leave the scene.--
Amanda: Hey I don't know where you're headed, but you want some company?
--A wink was all she needed as approval from me. We left the bar arm to arm. Oh yeah tonight was going to be a damn good night.
End