Post by Flap Flanagan on Aug 27, 2007 19:38:46 GMT -6
Holy Mutter Futting Flying Penguin Poo, Flap Flanagan is an CHAMPION! Well Before I Go into an Wii of an Tantrum Let's cut to Flap Flanagan's Press Conference in The Legendary Flanchise Crew Locker room.And Dozen or so Wrestling Journalists are in the Locker room has the Flanchise Crew Locker room is setup in Like an Press Conference is suppose to be, Wii! All 5 Flanchise Crew Members are Present sitting on chairs behind an Long desk table thingy.
ALF: Alrighty, Please one question at an time and Please very slowly Flap Has had alot of Dr Pepper over the past few days since his big WIN at DVD Tapings!
An Man with an Fisherman hat stays up and stares down at his notebook while asking questions to Flap
Fisherman Hat Dude: First off Thanks for the free Fisherman Hat, Now my Question is Where are the Free Donuts located?
Flap: ......
Flap is Speechless has Maria answers the question
Maria: We don't have any Free Donuts we got Nice Free Homemade BLUEBERRY MUFFINS though Us Women Made them With Tara's Special Recipe WOO!
Tara then notices everybody looking at her and Put's the Bottle of Jack Daniels between her legs which is out of sight, DAMN!
ALF: Hmmm How about an Question that Involves wrestling mister Fisherman DUDE!
Fisherman Hat Dude: Well OK Let's what my Notebook says..... OK Mister Flanagan sir Last week at the end of the Main Event why didn't you Come to aid Mister Eagles sir your so Called friend I believe?
Flap Stares down the Fisherman Hat dude then starts whistling to the tune of the Dixie horn from Dukes of Hazards Car General Lee, then Flap Answers the question
Flap: Well Fisherman Hat Dude, That's an very Complex answer you see After winning the Open weight title earlier in the DVD tapings I got my career back on track and was on my way to proving to the you guys and everybody else that I was the Former World Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD for an Reason. So I went back to my Crew Members in this very Room your standing in and had a few Dr Pepper Shooters then started to enjoy The rest of the Show on that 50 inch HD Television Screen right behind yeah there, And when I seen what conspired after the Main Event I jump up from the couch and tried to open the Locker room door but the damn thing was locked after Breaking the Door Down with ALF's MAGICAL RUBBER DUCKIE Me and My Fellow Flanchise Crew Members stormed the hallways trying to get to the ring to Help an Falling Eagle. However Maria Spotted an Cotton Candy Booth and Grab me Junk and well You Must know that when an Woman That Looks like MARIA grabs your junk you well gotta go where the Pu..... I mean Well you just can't walk away from that cause... DAMN THAT HURT!
Fisherman Hat Dude: Hmmm did you answer my question yet, I kinda fell asleep after you said COMPLEX!
Maria: Yes Mister Fisherman Hat Dude, Flapper had to have fun with me on an Cotton Candy Booth WOOO!
Fisherman HAT Dude: Good ANSWER! I am very sure Mister Eagles doesn't have any hard feelings after he heard that story eh?
ALF: I am sure he won't after he hears it, OK Next Person in line please and your question.
An Lady in Cat Woman Style suit aka Halle Berry's Suit she wore in that Movie what was that called.... Meh it will come to me, Specially when I watch that movie again... Hey don't take that in the wrong way Please.
Cat woman Suit Lady: Thanks for your Time Mister Flanagan, Meow... Now My question is Why did Give Barnett Th Flanchiser an Steel Chair? Meow....
Flap: Well Quite honestly It's quite hard to use the ROLL UP OF DOOM in that kinda situation specially when were outside the ring.
Cat woman Suit Lady: OK Not what I was trying to get at though. I meant why an Good Big Eared Canadian Like You an Fan Favourite, use an Dirty Tactic Like that to win an Match? Meow...
Flap: Well Miss Cat woman Suit Lady, I guess You Missed the beginning of the match when Mister Barnett did the dirtiest trick in the book and When I say Dirtiest I MEAN DIRTIEST DAMN TRICK you can ever do to any Flapanise Master. And that is Spill the King of Beverages on the ground. And that Folks provoked me to use brutal force against Mister Barnett. I am sorry that my Dedicated Fans around the world had to see me to that, However if the same scenario was played over again I would still pick the same route.
Cat woman Suit Lady: I am Satisfy with the answer THANK you... Meow!
ALF: NEXT!
Harry Potter stands up
Harry Potter: Yes I got one simple question for You Mister Flap Flanagan sir and that is Have you watched my latest movie and if not I will turn you into an TOAD Buuakae
Flap Looks at all his Crew Members then pulls out an wand of his own from his trousers and points it at Mister Potter
Flap: You are the WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE!
Flap says some Flapanise Gibberish and KABOOM Smoke everywhere.... When it clears up Potter is GONE!
ALF: Press Conference over!
Alrighty Time for Real Promo to start I think?! 3 Hours After Press Conference!
Flap: So I just found out I got an tag Match this week and like my partner is Like Josh Eagles and Like I hear he's like an Good wrestler I think, Like I really don't know since Well Like I don't really care since like I am high on Willy Wonka Chocolate and like Yeah I am High!
ALF: Relax dude I think Tara put Some Dope in your DR PEPPER!
Flap: Well so Like I am high on Dopey DR PEPPER THEN?
ALF: HELLS YEAH! And by the way Your Opponents are CIA The Tag Team Champs in the NE!
Flap: OK So.... Wait Did you just say me and Eagles Opponents and they aren't named No Remorse?
ALF: Yesum you are not fighting No Remorse!
Flap: And whatz the Remorse in that HOLMES! Like Come on Why would FATE have me and Eagles not fight the SOB's from the UNITED KINGDOM!
ALF: Hmmm cause the POW Booking Community wants you and Eagles to become full time tag Team Partners again like OLD Times and Take the Tag Team Division to NEW HEIGHTS!
Flap: Well that would make sense, Like how Long would it take The New Flanchise Players to become Tag Champs anyways? Two Matches Tops! We beat CIA This match then we automatically become the New #1 Contenders for the tag Team titles. Then we Beat The Lousy CIA Team Once again and KABOOM! The New Flanchise Players are TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
ALF: RADICAL! By the way do you know the CIA Members names?
Flap: Hells Yeah I dude. There the Most Popular Tag Team in all of POW Dude so everybody in the Whole Country hell why not the Whole WORLD Knows The Individual names of CIA Members. And they are.... Hmmm... CIA Member Number One and CIA Member Number TWO!
ALF: How original Flapper! OK Another question with Josh Eagles Injury woes , will it effect how your team Works?
Flap: Not really there was like this one time at Band Camp back in the Old days And I seen Josh Have Fun time with an Girl on an Wheel chair tied up by Skipping rope, Laying down with Moth Balls in the Girls V....
ALF: Flap where the hell are you going with this story?
Flap: Nowhere I just thought it was would have easily won That Show called American IDOL!
ALF: Flap that's an Singing show!
Flap: Well for Flappin Sakes it was at BAND CAMP where the point of the CAMP is Beautiful MUSIC!
ALF: So your gonna just fight this match like any other tag team match?
Flap: No way Jose! I ain't Comfortable in having Mister Eagles be involved in this match at all why you must ask cause he is injured and has to take on Kalius Holmes in the future which means Eagles will have limited time in this match if I can help it which means we will use the SECRET WEAPON in this MATCH!
ALF: But didn't you use the Secret WEAPON to win that title around your waist?
Flap: Well.... Yeah but that was by accident who knew Barnett would walk right into it.
ALF: Yesum I guess he never read the Dummies Guide book on How to Fight an FLAPANISE MASTER!
Flap: I heard he did but he didn't wear his Sun Glasses.
ALF: OH! So you actually gonna get to an point with this Promo or are we gonna just continue the trend with Pointless Promos?
Flap: Well Pointless Promos got us an shot at this title and Pointless Promos got us this title with an little help from Barnett No Showing. However not my fault, Hell He could have written an One Liner to Beat The Flanchiser.
ALF: Well Yeah but I guess he thought he was fighting Mick Cormac.
Flap: Now That's Funny, and if you don't think that's Funny Well..... BOWLING SHOES! Wii!
ALF: WHAT THE FUTT!
Flap: Don't know let's just hope Eagles can Bail us out and writes his ASS OFF!
ALF: Yesum!
To Be Continued
ALF: Alrighty, Please one question at an time and Please very slowly Flap Has had alot of Dr Pepper over the past few days since his big WIN at DVD Tapings!
An Man with an Fisherman hat stays up and stares down at his notebook while asking questions to Flap
Fisherman Hat Dude: First off Thanks for the free Fisherman Hat, Now my Question is Where are the Free Donuts located?
Flap: ......
Flap is Speechless has Maria answers the question
Maria: We don't have any Free Donuts we got Nice Free Homemade BLUEBERRY MUFFINS though Us Women Made them With Tara's Special Recipe WOO!
Tara then notices everybody looking at her and Put's the Bottle of Jack Daniels between her legs which is out of sight, DAMN!
ALF: Hmmm How about an Question that Involves wrestling mister Fisherman DUDE!
Fisherman Hat Dude: Well OK Let's what my Notebook says..... OK Mister Flanagan sir Last week at the end of the Main Event why didn't you Come to aid Mister Eagles sir your so Called friend I believe?
Flap Stares down the Fisherman Hat dude then starts whistling to the tune of the Dixie horn from Dukes of Hazards Car General Lee, then Flap Answers the question
Flap: Well Fisherman Hat Dude, That's an very Complex answer you see After winning the Open weight title earlier in the DVD tapings I got my career back on track and was on my way to proving to the you guys and everybody else that I was the Former World Heavyweight Champion of the WORLD for an Reason. So I went back to my Crew Members in this very Room your standing in and had a few Dr Pepper Shooters then started to enjoy The rest of the Show on that 50 inch HD Television Screen right behind yeah there, And when I seen what conspired after the Main Event I jump up from the couch and tried to open the Locker room door but the damn thing was locked after Breaking the Door Down with ALF's MAGICAL RUBBER DUCKIE Me and My Fellow Flanchise Crew Members stormed the hallways trying to get to the ring to Help an Falling Eagle. However Maria Spotted an Cotton Candy Booth and Grab me Junk and well You Must know that when an Woman That Looks like MARIA grabs your junk you well gotta go where the Pu..... I mean Well you just can't walk away from that cause... DAMN THAT HURT!
Fisherman Hat Dude: Hmmm did you answer my question yet, I kinda fell asleep after you said COMPLEX!
Maria: Yes Mister Fisherman Hat Dude, Flapper had to have fun with me on an Cotton Candy Booth WOOO!
Fisherman HAT Dude: Good ANSWER! I am very sure Mister Eagles doesn't have any hard feelings after he heard that story eh?
ALF: I am sure he won't after he hears it, OK Next Person in line please and your question.
An Lady in Cat Woman Style suit aka Halle Berry's Suit she wore in that Movie what was that called.... Meh it will come to me, Specially when I watch that movie again... Hey don't take that in the wrong way Please.
Cat woman Suit Lady: Thanks for your Time Mister Flanagan, Meow... Now My question is Why did Give Barnett Th Flanchiser an Steel Chair? Meow....
Flap: Well Quite honestly It's quite hard to use the ROLL UP OF DOOM in that kinda situation specially when were outside the ring.
Cat woman Suit Lady: OK Not what I was trying to get at though. I meant why an Good Big Eared Canadian Like You an Fan Favourite, use an Dirty Tactic Like that to win an Match? Meow...
Flap: Well Miss Cat woman Suit Lady, I guess You Missed the beginning of the match when Mister Barnett did the dirtiest trick in the book and When I say Dirtiest I MEAN DIRTIEST DAMN TRICK you can ever do to any Flapanise Master. And that is Spill the King of Beverages on the ground. And that Folks provoked me to use brutal force against Mister Barnett. I am sorry that my Dedicated Fans around the world had to see me to that, However if the same scenario was played over again I would still pick the same route.
Cat woman Suit Lady: I am Satisfy with the answer THANK you... Meow!
ALF: NEXT!
Harry Potter stands up
Harry Potter: Yes I got one simple question for You Mister Flap Flanagan sir and that is Have you watched my latest movie and if not I will turn you into an TOAD Buuakae
Flap Looks at all his Crew Members then pulls out an wand of his own from his trousers and points it at Mister Potter
Flap: You are the WEAKEST LINK GOODBYE!
Flap says some Flapanise Gibberish and KABOOM Smoke everywhere.... When it clears up Potter is GONE!
ALF: Press Conference over!
Alrighty Time for Real Promo to start I think?! 3 Hours After Press Conference!
Flap: So I just found out I got an tag Match this week and like my partner is Like Josh Eagles and Like I hear he's like an Good wrestler I think, Like I really don't know since Well Like I don't really care since like I am high on Willy Wonka Chocolate and like Yeah I am High!
ALF: Relax dude I think Tara put Some Dope in your DR PEPPER!
Flap: Well so Like I am high on Dopey DR PEPPER THEN?
ALF: HELLS YEAH! And by the way Your Opponents are CIA The Tag Team Champs in the NE!
Flap: OK So.... Wait Did you just say me and Eagles Opponents and they aren't named No Remorse?
ALF: Yesum you are not fighting No Remorse!
Flap: And whatz the Remorse in that HOLMES! Like Come on Why would FATE have me and Eagles not fight the SOB's from the UNITED KINGDOM!
ALF: Hmmm cause the POW Booking Community wants you and Eagles to become full time tag Team Partners again like OLD Times and Take the Tag Team Division to NEW HEIGHTS!
Flap: Well that would make sense, Like how Long would it take The New Flanchise Players to become Tag Champs anyways? Two Matches Tops! We beat CIA This match then we automatically become the New #1 Contenders for the tag Team titles. Then we Beat The Lousy CIA Team Once again and KABOOM! The New Flanchise Players are TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS!
ALF: RADICAL! By the way do you know the CIA Members names?
Flap: Hells Yeah I dude. There the Most Popular Tag Team in all of POW Dude so everybody in the Whole Country hell why not the Whole WORLD Knows The Individual names of CIA Members. And they are.... Hmmm... CIA Member Number One and CIA Member Number TWO!
ALF: How original Flapper! OK Another question with Josh Eagles Injury woes , will it effect how your team Works?
Flap: Not really there was like this one time at Band Camp back in the Old days And I seen Josh Have Fun time with an Girl on an Wheel chair tied up by Skipping rope, Laying down with Moth Balls in the Girls V....
ALF: Flap where the hell are you going with this story?
Flap: Nowhere I just thought it was would have easily won That Show called American IDOL!
ALF: Flap that's an Singing show!
Flap: Well for Flappin Sakes it was at BAND CAMP where the point of the CAMP is Beautiful MUSIC!
ALF: So your gonna just fight this match like any other tag team match?
Flap: No way Jose! I ain't Comfortable in having Mister Eagles be involved in this match at all why you must ask cause he is injured and has to take on Kalius Holmes in the future which means Eagles will have limited time in this match if I can help it which means we will use the SECRET WEAPON in this MATCH!
ALF: But didn't you use the Secret WEAPON to win that title around your waist?
Flap: Well.... Yeah but that was by accident who knew Barnett would walk right into it.
ALF: Yesum I guess he never read the Dummies Guide book on How to Fight an FLAPANISE MASTER!
Flap: I heard he did but he didn't wear his Sun Glasses.
ALF: OH! So you actually gonna get to an point with this Promo or are we gonna just continue the trend with Pointless Promos?
Flap: Well Pointless Promos got us an shot at this title and Pointless Promos got us this title with an little help from Barnett No Showing. However not my fault, Hell He could have written an One Liner to Beat The Flanchiser.
ALF: Well Yeah but I guess he thought he was fighting Mick Cormac.
Flap: Now That's Funny, and if you don't think that's Funny Well..... BOWLING SHOES! Wii!
ALF: WHAT THE FUTT!
Flap: Don't know let's just hope Eagles can Bail us out and writes his ASS OFF!
ALF: Yesum!
To Be Continued