Post by Flap Flanagan on Sept 1, 2007 18:36:13 GMT -6
Well Let's recap the Important things from Last week, OK here we go. First Off Flap Flanagan and Mister Eagles Fought the NE Tag Team Champs The CIA Dudes. Well let's just say The NEW FLANCHISE PLAYERS Hmmmm WON Wii!
So Like at the end of the show, The King of the Dr Pepper Mountain and Our Favourite Big Eared Canadian Flanchise Flap Flanagan Volunteered To Fight THE WORLD CHAMP Kalius HOLMES! DAMN THIS BETTE BE AN GOOD PROMO. I think Flap gotz to be serious in this promo.
So This promo starts off in hmm... THE LEGENDARY Flanchise Crew Locker room Wii. All 5 Members are present Flap and ALF are Riding on Tricycles has The WOMEN of the group are sitting on the Beautiful Coloured RED COUCH which has white stains on the middle cushion but hell nobody can see them unless well.... meh let's move onto the promo Wii.
Flap: I tell yeah we really gotta get Mister Eagles that HOT PINK Tricycle we seen at the shop.
ALF: But dude that will caught in the....
Flap: Hey dude Remember Those two Hot Mentally Disable,Anorexic,DRUNKEN Women that are ALSO FILTHY RICH!
ALF: Oh yeah shit. I knew there had to be another reason of adding them to the CREW other then well going all the way with them.
Flap: Dude, I am the Flap Flanagan I always have two reasons for everything Wii!
ALF: Yesum like that time you Dated Kelly Madison!
Flap: Well that had 8 Reasons!
ALF: Kelly and her Cousin? But that's TWO REASONS!?
Flap: .....
Flap gets interrupted by MARIA , Wii. DAMN she just makes me Happy inside.
Maria: ALF Get on the Internet go to Google.com and surf under images and search for Kelly Madison that will give you 8 reasons without her cousin I guess Flap really needs his Glasses cause I don't think he really sees how big those things ARE!
ALF takes an Laptop out of his HAIRy Self and in Seconds starts to do the CRAZY SHAKES and then takes his laptop an runs OFF!
Maria: Whoa I haven't seen anybody act like that since You here seen Tara's Boob JOB!
Flap: What can I say I like BOOBIES!
Tara: Hey FLAP MY BOOBIES ARE FAKE!
Flap: But they are BIG Wii!
ALF comes running back into locker room without his Laptop.
Maria: That was quick.
Tara: Hell that was nothing he was twice has fast last night.
Everybody looks at Tara then ALF
ALF: What can I say I like PUSSY! In all Varieties! WOOO!
Tara: Yes you do, Bite Marks still there for proof.
Flap: Alrighty well onto less important things I guess I fight an mid carder at best this week.
Nicole: AN Mid carder? You know you fight the WORLD CHAMP Kalius Holmes the man that you idolize for like two days back in the day, and for you that's along time to idolize someone.
ALF: Hey 65lb Pregnant Woman go eat some chicken or something cause my Big Eared Brother right here beside me knows That his opponent is the WORLD CHAMP. And Flap does have some respect for Kalius HOLMES it's very small respect and decaying everyday with the disrespect Mister Holmes shows everybody Else.
Tara: He's an BAD BAD MAN! Him and his Frat Brothers like have tried numerous times to try and convert Big Ears Step Brother Josh Eagles.
ALF: Step BROTHER? Flapper you got some explaining to DO!
Flap: Hmmm Maybe on an later episode. But right now I gotta like talk smack about RINGO! RINGO you like..... Wait RINGO is AWESOME! OK So Gene Simmons you like got an Long tongue? Damn That's why he has been married for so long.... Gosh darn it I gotta order some new toys on EBAY!
ALF: Flapper get to the Futting Point!
Flap: Hmmm I like to satisfy my WOMEN!
ALF: About your Match dimwit!
Flap: What I am Schedule to have one right now.. Damn it wasn't on the daily schedule shit Well OK Ladies take your clothes off and ring the bell The Flanchise is READY!
ALF: Wait an Futting Minute I am talking about your match against Kalius Holmes this week. Talk about THAT!
Flap: Well I ain't into using TOYS on Dudes. Kalius would probably enjoy that but not this CAT.
Flap Pounces on the RED COUCH where the WOMEN are sitting and the Couch FLIPS! With Flap and the Three women under it DAMN That Flapper get's all the breaks! MUTTA FUTTA!
Flap: Damn It's Rainy in here.
Nicole: I think My water BROKE!
Flap: I am in the wrong spot, Good view but not for this. HELP ALF Get HELP. King of the Dr Pepper Mountain is gonna DROWN! Oh and on an Side Note Nicole is Having her Baby maybe getting an doctor would be HELPFUL! HELP!
ALF runs out of the room while the 3 women and Flap are Stuck under the RED COUCH which appears to be to heavy to flip back over, DAMN I hope Flapper don't drown , Well to see what happens next to the OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPION Flap Flanagan TUNE in NEXT TIME!
To Be Continued
So Like at the end of the show, The King of the Dr Pepper Mountain and Our Favourite Big Eared Canadian Flanchise Flap Flanagan Volunteered To Fight THE WORLD CHAMP Kalius HOLMES! DAMN THIS BETTE BE AN GOOD PROMO. I think Flap gotz to be serious in this promo.
So This promo starts off in hmm... THE LEGENDARY Flanchise Crew Locker room Wii. All 5 Members are present Flap and ALF are Riding on Tricycles has The WOMEN of the group are sitting on the Beautiful Coloured RED COUCH which has white stains on the middle cushion but hell nobody can see them unless well.... meh let's move onto the promo Wii.
Flap: I tell yeah we really gotta get Mister Eagles that HOT PINK Tricycle we seen at the shop.
ALF: But dude that will caught in the....
Flap: Hey dude Remember Those two Hot Mentally Disable,Anorexic,DRUNKEN Women that are ALSO FILTHY RICH!
ALF: Oh yeah shit. I knew there had to be another reason of adding them to the CREW other then well going all the way with them.
Flap: Dude, I am the Flap Flanagan I always have two reasons for everything Wii!
ALF: Yesum like that time you Dated Kelly Madison!
Flap: Well that had 8 Reasons!
ALF: Kelly and her Cousin? But that's TWO REASONS!?
Flap: .....
Flap gets interrupted by MARIA , Wii. DAMN she just makes me Happy inside.
Maria: ALF Get on the Internet go to Google.com and surf under images and search for Kelly Madison that will give you 8 reasons without her cousin I guess Flap really needs his Glasses cause I don't think he really sees how big those things ARE!
ALF takes an Laptop out of his HAIRy Self and in Seconds starts to do the CRAZY SHAKES and then takes his laptop an runs OFF!
Maria: Whoa I haven't seen anybody act like that since You here seen Tara's Boob JOB!
Flap: What can I say I like BOOBIES!
Tara: Hey FLAP MY BOOBIES ARE FAKE!
Flap: But they are BIG Wii!
ALF comes running back into locker room without his Laptop.
Maria: That was quick.
Tara: Hell that was nothing he was twice has fast last night.
Everybody looks at Tara then ALF
ALF: What can I say I like PUSSY! In all Varieties! WOOO!
Tara: Yes you do, Bite Marks still there for proof.
Flap: Alrighty well onto less important things I guess I fight an mid carder at best this week.
Nicole: AN Mid carder? You know you fight the WORLD CHAMP Kalius Holmes the man that you idolize for like two days back in the day, and for you that's along time to idolize someone.
ALF: Hey 65lb Pregnant Woman go eat some chicken or something cause my Big Eared Brother right here beside me knows That his opponent is the WORLD CHAMP. And Flap does have some respect for Kalius HOLMES it's very small respect and decaying everyday with the disrespect Mister Holmes shows everybody Else.
Tara: He's an BAD BAD MAN! Him and his Frat Brothers like have tried numerous times to try and convert Big Ears Step Brother Josh Eagles.
ALF: Step BROTHER? Flapper you got some explaining to DO!
Flap: Hmmm Maybe on an later episode. But right now I gotta like talk smack about RINGO! RINGO you like..... Wait RINGO is AWESOME! OK So Gene Simmons you like got an Long tongue? Damn That's why he has been married for so long.... Gosh darn it I gotta order some new toys on EBAY!
ALF: Flapper get to the Futting Point!
Flap: Hmmm I like to satisfy my WOMEN!
ALF: About your Match dimwit!
Flap: What I am Schedule to have one right now.. Damn it wasn't on the daily schedule shit Well OK Ladies take your clothes off and ring the bell The Flanchise is READY!
ALF: Wait an Futting Minute I am talking about your match against Kalius Holmes this week. Talk about THAT!
Flap: Well I ain't into using TOYS on Dudes. Kalius would probably enjoy that but not this CAT.
Flap Pounces on the RED COUCH where the WOMEN are sitting and the Couch FLIPS! With Flap and the Three women under it DAMN That Flapper get's all the breaks! MUTTA FUTTA!
Flap: Damn It's Rainy in here.
Nicole: I think My water BROKE!
Flap: I am in the wrong spot, Good view but not for this. HELP ALF Get HELP. King of the Dr Pepper Mountain is gonna DROWN! Oh and on an Side Note Nicole is Having her Baby maybe getting an doctor would be HELPFUL! HELP!
ALF runs out of the room while the 3 women and Flap are Stuck under the RED COUCH which appears to be to heavy to flip back over, DAMN I hope Flapper don't drown , Well to see what happens next to the OPEN WEIGHT CHAMPION Flap Flanagan TUNE in NEXT TIME!
To Be Continued