Post by rickymartini on Mar 31, 2007 0:01:29 GMT -6
Ricky Martini says:Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second edition of Happy Hour. I know that some have questioned my work habits, but they can all go to hell, and that includes you, Reck Maverick. Today, my guests are none other than the POW Tag Team Champions, Murderous Intent. Guys, welcome to the top show in the business.
Midnight Felon says:Top Show?? Figures top show in POW doesn't even even have a green room. But thanks anyway Martini.
B.B.K. says:I would thank you..but it is you who be thanking us for allowing you this interview.
Ricky Martini says:Suck it Felon. BBK, thanks for showing some damn manners.
Midnight Felon says:This coming from a guy in bed with Tits Capaci.
Ricky Martini says: Felon, I know you don't want your ass kicked by a 173 pound Cuba, but you're well on your way. Mr. Ego, if I were you, I would restrain my tag partner before you have to finish your career solo.
Midnight Felon says:Ask a question for gods sake before I have to answer the one you don't want to ask.. How quick can my career end, Ask Morgoth and Winters!
B.B.K. says:Felon , bro let my ego handle th light work.
B.B.K. says:Morgoth and Winters who? Marco's who? That's right Victims to the Murderous Division.
Ricky Martini says:Yeah, we better to get some questions before I put the POW Tag Champions on injured reserved.
Ricky Martini says:Let's start with your antics. I was starting to like you guys before you started acting like asses on my program. Your antics tend to bring out the worst in people. Personally, I love it. Capaci and a lot of the suits hate. But what exactly are you trying to prove?
Midnight Felon says:Prove nothing. We are the best tag team to walk the planet, we do and say what we want when we want. You got a couple dozen UWL Homeless wrestlers walking around here half assing the profession and you want to know about our antics. why don't you ask them about theirs.
B.B.K. says:Prove? We have already proven we are the best in POW. Fire and Showtime need to prove they are even contenders to our titles.
Ricky Martini says:They evidently are contenders. They got a title shot, didn't they?
Midnight Felon says:Well they sure did, but you have to feed the monster. Thats all the suits are doing, throwing a log onto the fire. The fire that is Murderous intent. M and M cant do it. Because Macros packed his bags!
B.B.K. says:No, they got sent to the Murderous Division for a reason. Tito was sick of their complaining so he sent the Murderous Ones fresh meat to chew up and spit out
Ricky Martini says:I have heard from a source that is very much in "the know" and he says that Macros isn't done. In fact, he may come back just to kick your asses! And there are a lot folks that watch this company very closely that believe they are the tag team to do it.
Midnight Felon says:Yea and kids dream of Santa Clause. Macros might come back, but he will be the same slack ass he was before. All that leads to is another beating. The Atomic Ninja himself will tell ya they cant hack it. Take a look at last week!
B.B.K. says:Well Martini, a lot of people in POW never thought Murderous Intent would be th first ever tag champs. We showed the doubters other wise. Just like if Marcos has the guts to show his face around here again we will prove once again he does not have what it takes to survive inside the ring against us.
Ricky Martini says:What do you mean, prove once again? Murderous Intent has never faced off against M&M in a straight up tag team match.
Midnight Felon says:Your right they had help. It still didn't matter. We face both contenders in the same night? You think Duke and Bloodmoon meant that much? Shit Bloodmoon alone just took up space!
Midnight Felon says:Then again if the Heavy Weight Champ can just be empty space. Why cant Bloodmoon?
B.B.K. says:Your some what right there Ricky, but I don't count Fire or Showtime as a real threat. So to me it was a M and M match. We all know they are a far more powerful team then Fire and Showtime will ever be.
B.B.K. says:Talking about Bloodmoon, he will have a wake up call coming to him real soon.
Ricky Martini says:Two things. 1st, you guys are acting like having George Duke and Victor Bloodmoon on your team wasn't an asset. Never mind the fact that Duke is the POW Valor Champion and Bloodmoon has one of the best singles records in the company. 2nd, BBK, that sounded like a compliment toward M&M. Is that right?
Midnight Felon says:Best of the Worst is a compliment. If you had two bags of dog shit you would want the one less stinky!
B.B.K. says:That is right Ricky, I took that match up seriously against them. I knew the other four, George, Bloodmoon, fire and Showtime were non factors. Marcos and Reck, they were the challenge
Ricky Martini says:Let's get back to something Felon said earlier. You mentioned some, and I think you called them "UWL Homeless" guys or something to that effect. Got enough balls to mention them by name?
Midnight Felon says:Pick em. All of them... Goes from top to bottom.... all of them can come after our titles!
B.B.K. says:Hey Felon, so far Ricky has yet to ask the most important question. What tag titles will we be putting on the line?
Midnight Felon says:Thats a good point there. So Ricky gonna ask that?
Ricky Martini says:From my understanding, it isn't up to you. Capaci says you're putting up the POW Tag Team Championship belts. But I'll humor you and ask. What belts do you say you're putting up?
Midnight Felon says:Well seeing as we beat" The Best Tag Team the UWL had to offer., The Champs. We are the UWL Tag Champs as well. Like it Or Not!
B.B.K. says:Capaci can act like he controls things. But when it comes to the Murderous Division, he needs to find his place in line and know his role.
Midnight Felon says:And his role his cleaning out trophy case!
Ricky Martini says:I saw the match and you did not beat the Kingpins. You beat Morgoth and Winters, which looking back had no reason to even be in that match.
Midnight Felon says:True but anytime you have a three way dance it doesn't matter who gets pinned, Its their job to make sure we don't pin anyone. The Failed... Both of them Hall of Famers couldn't get the job done. If they can walk around saying they are tag champs, then we can claim we are the UWL Tag Champs!
B.B.K. says:You know Ricky, I am starting to like your swagger. Your right Morgoth and Winters should have never had that match. In fact, wouldn't you agree Fire and Showtime should not be as blessed as they are to have this match up either.
Ricky Martini says:Jay T. Nitro and Tito Capaci are two of the greatest wrestlers of this generation and UNDEFEATED as a tag team. That's right, they didn't get pinned and the loss doesn't go to them. If you guys think you could beat those two in a straight up wrestling match, both of you are delusional.
Midnight Felon says:Delusional as you are drunk Ricky. Jay T Nitro didn't compete for 2 minutes in that match. If Tits Capaci didn't carry him he would of been injured! Shit I think every time he sees a Toe Ball he slips into a flashback seizure!
B.B.K. says:Ricky did you pull a hamstring jumping on their bandwagon? My goodness, Capaci is a good wrestler, I give you that. But Nitro , he lost his prime days years ago. Tito had to carry the weight, thats why he took the Heavyweight title from Jay T Nitro.
Ricky Martini says:I think your overconfidence in yourself and your lack of respect for you opponents will be your downfall. In fact, it could be your downfall this week. Mr. Showtime and Fire have been working together for a long time and they are very tough to beat when wrestling alongside each other.
Midnight Felon says:Well I understand she is one hell of an ass kisser. And if she can Kiss our ass to the point we tap out, they might win. But thats highly unlikely. No Matter who she gets to train her, no matter how many priest Showtime sees. The End Result is the same. Just like we have night and daye, Murderous intent have tag gold!
B.B.K. says:Over confident? Not even close Ricky. Murderous Intent has been a team for over five years now. We won tag gold in every federation we have been in. The hype you just gave the King Pins could as well be called over promoting a team that is no more. I give respect where respect is do, other wise I have no need to.
Ricky Martini says:Night and Daye. They are both debuting in a match this week against Eddie Buchalini and Ty Benson. What exactly is your relationship with these two?
Midnight Felon says:I said like we have night and daye, meaning the sun rises and sets.. your cut off Ricky.
B.B.K. says:You know Ricky, i do give you some respect. I like the way you read into things.
Ricky Martini says:Cut off my ass. This interview is over whenever the hell I say it is!
B.B.K. says:Temper temper Ricky. You don't want your blood pleasure to rise.
Midnight Felon says:I meant from your drink you moron. Drunk Driving is one thing, practice enough and you get good, but Drunk Reporting is another, you could of done this sober and still sucked!
Ricky Martini says:Hey, I've never hard enough to drink. I'm a 173 pounds of Cuban drinking machine. I could drink both of your asses under the table any damn day.
Ricky Martini says:Never hard enough? Maybe I should put it down for a little bit.
Midnight Felon says:"I've never hard enough to drink:.. point proven...
B.B.K. says:Your right Ricky you could out drink me any day. I don't a drink to get through the day. I stay in great shape and take care of myself. No beer muscles needed.
Ricky Martini says:Screw you, BBK. Damn Mormon. Anyway, we're about out of time. Any last words? Let's start with you, BBK.
Ricky Martini says:Shut your mouth Felon! I said BBK.
Midnight Felon says:Well who can tell what your saying, slurring every other word.
Ricky Martini says:Bitch. Did I slur that?
B.B.K. says:Thanks for the compliment Ricky, as far as last words. I shall repeat what I said a few weeks back. POW will no longer be the same now that Murderous Entertainment ha arrived. Take that as you will, but like before My Ego shall be proven right.
Midnight Felon says:I didn't know your mom was here?
Ricky Martini says:Felon that was your last word, homo. Folks, stay tuned and stay ready for the next edition of Happy Hour! Next time, I'll have someone whose brain is not the size of a squirrel's!
Midnight Felon says:Top Show?? Figures top show in POW doesn't even even have a green room. But thanks anyway Martini.
B.B.K. says:I would thank you..but it is you who be thanking us for allowing you this interview.
Ricky Martini says:Suck it Felon. BBK, thanks for showing some damn manners.
Midnight Felon says:This coming from a guy in bed with Tits Capaci.
Ricky Martini says: Felon, I know you don't want your ass kicked by a 173 pound Cuba, but you're well on your way. Mr. Ego, if I were you, I would restrain my tag partner before you have to finish your career solo.
Midnight Felon says:Ask a question for gods sake before I have to answer the one you don't want to ask.. How quick can my career end, Ask Morgoth and Winters!
B.B.K. says:Felon , bro let my ego handle th light work.
B.B.K. says:Morgoth and Winters who? Marco's who? That's right Victims to the Murderous Division.
Ricky Martini says:Yeah, we better to get some questions before I put the POW Tag Champions on injured reserved.
Ricky Martini says:Let's start with your antics. I was starting to like you guys before you started acting like asses on my program. Your antics tend to bring out the worst in people. Personally, I love it. Capaci and a lot of the suits hate. But what exactly are you trying to prove?
Midnight Felon says:Prove nothing. We are the best tag team to walk the planet, we do and say what we want when we want. You got a couple dozen UWL Homeless wrestlers walking around here half assing the profession and you want to know about our antics. why don't you ask them about theirs.
B.B.K. says:Prove? We have already proven we are the best in POW. Fire and Showtime need to prove they are even contenders to our titles.
Ricky Martini says:They evidently are contenders. They got a title shot, didn't they?
Midnight Felon says:Well they sure did, but you have to feed the monster. Thats all the suits are doing, throwing a log onto the fire. The fire that is Murderous intent. M and M cant do it. Because Macros packed his bags!
B.B.K. says:No, they got sent to the Murderous Division for a reason. Tito was sick of their complaining so he sent the Murderous Ones fresh meat to chew up and spit out
Ricky Martini says:I have heard from a source that is very much in "the know" and he says that Macros isn't done. In fact, he may come back just to kick your asses! And there are a lot folks that watch this company very closely that believe they are the tag team to do it.
Midnight Felon says:Yea and kids dream of Santa Clause. Macros might come back, but he will be the same slack ass he was before. All that leads to is another beating. The Atomic Ninja himself will tell ya they cant hack it. Take a look at last week!
B.B.K. says:Well Martini, a lot of people in POW never thought Murderous Intent would be th first ever tag champs. We showed the doubters other wise. Just like if Marcos has the guts to show his face around here again we will prove once again he does not have what it takes to survive inside the ring against us.
Ricky Martini says:What do you mean, prove once again? Murderous Intent has never faced off against M&M in a straight up tag team match.
Midnight Felon says:Your right they had help. It still didn't matter. We face both contenders in the same night? You think Duke and Bloodmoon meant that much? Shit Bloodmoon alone just took up space!
Midnight Felon says:Then again if the Heavy Weight Champ can just be empty space. Why cant Bloodmoon?
B.B.K. says:Your some what right there Ricky, but I don't count Fire or Showtime as a real threat. So to me it was a M and M match. We all know they are a far more powerful team then Fire and Showtime will ever be.
B.B.K. says:Talking about Bloodmoon, he will have a wake up call coming to him real soon.
Ricky Martini says:Two things. 1st, you guys are acting like having George Duke and Victor Bloodmoon on your team wasn't an asset. Never mind the fact that Duke is the POW Valor Champion and Bloodmoon has one of the best singles records in the company. 2nd, BBK, that sounded like a compliment toward M&M. Is that right?
Midnight Felon says:Best of the Worst is a compliment. If you had two bags of dog shit you would want the one less stinky!
B.B.K. says:That is right Ricky, I took that match up seriously against them. I knew the other four, George, Bloodmoon, fire and Showtime were non factors. Marcos and Reck, they were the challenge
Ricky Martini says:Let's get back to something Felon said earlier. You mentioned some, and I think you called them "UWL Homeless" guys or something to that effect. Got enough balls to mention them by name?
Midnight Felon says:Pick em. All of them... Goes from top to bottom.... all of them can come after our titles!
B.B.K. says:Hey Felon, so far Ricky has yet to ask the most important question. What tag titles will we be putting on the line?
Midnight Felon says:Thats a good point there. So Ricky gonna ask that?
Ricky Martini says:From my understanding, it isn't up to you. Capaci says you're putting up the POW Tag Team Championship belts. But I'll humor you and ask. What belts do you say you're putting up?
Midnight Felon says:Well seeing as we beat" The Best Tag Team the UWL had to offer., The Champs. We are the UWL Tag Champs as well. Like it Or Not!
B.B.K. says:Capaci can act like he controls things. But when it comes to the Murderous Division, he needs to find his place in line and know his role.
Midnight Felon says:And his role his cleaning out trophy case!
Ricky Martini says:I saw the match and you did not beat the Kingpins. You beat Morgoth and Winters, which looking back had no reason to even be in that match.
Midnight Felon says:True but anytime you have a three way dance it doesn't matter who gets pinned, Its their job to make sure we don't pin anyone. The Failed... Both of them Hall of Famers couldn't get the job done. If they can walk around saying they are tag champs, then we can claim we are the UWL Tag Champs!
B.B.K. says:You know Ricky, I am starting to like your swagger. Your right Morgoth and Winters should have never had that match. In fact, wouldn't you agree Fire and Showtime should not be as blessed as they are to have this match up either.
Ricky Martini says:Jay T. Nitro and Tito Capaci are two of the greatest wrestlers of this generation and UNDEFEATED as a tag team. That's right, they didn't get pinned and the loss doesn't go to them. If you guys think you could beat those two in a straight up wrestling match, both of you are delusional.
Midnight Felon says:Delusional as you are drunk Ricky. Jay T Nitro didn't compete for 2 minutes in that match. If Tits Capaci didn't carry him he would of been injured! Shit I think every time he sees a Toe Ball he slips into a flashback seizure!
B.B.K. says:Ricky did you pull a hamstring jumping on their bandwagon? My goodness, Capaci is a good wrestler, I give you that. But Nitro , he lost his prime days years ago. Tito had to carry the weight, thats why he took the Heavyweight title from Jay T Nitro.
Ricky Martini says:I think your overconfidence in yourself and your lack of respect for you opponents will be your downfall. In fact, it could be your downfall this week. Mr. Showtime and Fire have been working together for a long time and they are very tough to beat when wrestling alongside each other.
Midnight Felon says:Well I understand she is one hell of an ass kisser. And if she can Kiss our ass to the point we tap out, they might win. But thats highly unlikely. No Matter who she gets to train her, no matter how many priest Showtime sees. The End Result is the same. Just like we have night and daye, Murderous intent have tag gold!
B.B.K. says:Over confident? Not even close Ricky. Murderous Intent has been a team for over five years now. We won tag gold in every federation we have been in. The hype you just gave the King Pins could as well be called over promoting a team that is no more. I give respect where respect is do, other wise I have no need to.
Ricky Martini says:Night and Daye. They are both debuting in a match this week against Eddie Buchalini and Ty Benson. What exactly is your relationship with these two?
Midnight Felon says:I said like we have night and daye, meaning the sun rises and sets.. your cut off Ricky.
B.B.K. says:You know Ricky, i do give you some respect. I like the way you read into things.
Ricky Martini says:Cut off my ass. This interview is over whenever the hell I say it is!
B.B.K. says:Temper temper Ricky. You don't want your blood pleasure to rise.
Midnight Felon says:I meant from your drink you moron. Drunk Driving is one thing, practice enough and you get good, but Drunk Reporting is another, you could of done this sober and still sucked!
Ricky Martini says:Hey, I've never hard enough to drink. I'm a 173 pounds of Cuban drinking machine. I could drink both of your asses under the table any damn day.
Ricky Martini says:Never hard enough? Maybe I should put it down for a little bit.
Midnight Felon says:"I've never hard enough to drink:.. point proven...
B.B.K. says:Your right Ricky you could out drink me any day. I don't a drink to get through the day. I stay in great shape and take care of myself. No beer muscles needed.
Ricky Martini says:Screw you, BBK. Damn Mormon. Anyway, we're about out of time. Any last words? Let's start with you, BBK.
Ricky Martini says:Shut your mouth Felon! I said BBK.
Midnight Felon says:Well who can tell what your saying, slurring every other word.
Ricky Martini says:Bitch. Did I slur that?
B.B.K. says:Thanks for the compliment Ricky, as far as last words. I shall repeat what I said a few weeks back. POW will no longer be the same now that Murderous Entertainment ha arrived. Take that as you will, but like before My Ego shall be proven right.
Midnight Felon says:I didn't know your mom was here?
Ricky Martini says:Felon that was your last word, homo. Folks, stay tuned and stay ready for the next edition of Happy Hour! Next time, I'll have someone whose brain is not the size of a squirrel's!