Post by thewobert on Jul 19, 2007 19:46:10 GMT -6
“Big Norm, what the hell are we doing here?” Buddy Love asks.
“It’s Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget sucka!” Big Norm corrects.
“Whatever! What are we doing at this Motel?” Buddy asks again.
“I got some more training for you sucka!” Big Norm barks.
“I’m not liking this Norm…….” The blindfolded Buddy says as Big Norm leads him down the motel hallway.
“Of course you will Buddy….. Training is always good.” Big Norm chuckles as he leads on.
“Knowing you Norm, it can’t be good.” Buddy says it as he hits his head on the low-lying light. “Son of a…”
“Watch your head Buddy.” Big Norm says as he opens the door to the motel room.
“Ouch……” Buddy groans as he holds his head.
“Come on Buddy, this way.” Big Norm commands as he pulls Buddy into the room.
“Where are we Norm?” Buddy says as he stumbles into the table.
“You need to work on that toughness dude.” Big Norm says.
“What do you mean?” Buddy asks as he slowly walks forward with his arms extended in front of him.
“We got you quick enough to dodge Travis Brown’s gore, but if he hits you with his swanton bomb, you’re a dead man.” Big Norm declares.
“And how am I going to train for that?” Buddy asks as he trips over the bedpost and falls onto the bed.
“Oh, you’ll see……… Ladies?” Big Norm says as three women, well over six hundred pounds each, walk into the room.
“Ladies? I’m liking the sound of that.” Buddy says with a smile.
“Oh I’m sure you will.” Big Norm chuckles as one of the girls stand at the foot of the bed.
“Well? What is the plan?” Buddy asks.
“Darling, if you would please…” Big Norm says as she jumps into the air.
“Huh?” Buddy yelps out before the woman lands onto Buddy.
Buddy’s muffled shouts come from under the rather large woman.
“Come on Buddy…… You can kick out of this.” Big Norm barks down at the flailing arms of Buddy.
The girl’s obtuse body easily covers most of Buddy’s body.
“Come on sucka! Get that girl off of you!” Big Norm barks at him.
Slowly, Buddy rolls the girl off of him and gasps for air.
“What the hell?!” Buddy finally says in between gasps.
“After you my darling…..” Big Norm says as the second girl hops onto Buddy, squashing him.
“These big beautiful women are going to help me toughen you up!” Big Norm laughs out loud at the squashed Buddy. “And we are going to be here all night sucka!”
“It’s Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget sucka!” Big Norm corrects.
“Whatever! What are we doing at this Motel?” Buddy asks again.
“I got some more training for you sucka!” Big Norm barks.
“I’m not liking this Norm…….” The blindfolded Buddy says as Big Norm leads him down the motel hallway.
“Of course you will Buddy….. Training is always good.” Big Norm chuckles as he leads on.
“Knowing you Norm, it can’t be good.” Buddy says it as he hits his head on the low-lying light. “Son of a…”
“Watch your head Buddy.” Big Norm says as he opens the door to the motel room.
“Ouch……” Buddy groans as he holds his head.
“Come on Buddy, this way.” Big Norm commands as he pulls Buddy into the room.
“Where are we Norm?” Buddy says as he stumbles into the table.
“You need to work on that toughness dude.” Big Norm says.
“What do you mean?” Buddy asks as he slowly walks forward with his arms extended in front of him.
“We got you quick enough to dodge Travis Brown’s gore, but if he hits you with his swanton bomb, you’re a dead man.” Big Norm declares.
“And how am I going to train for that?” Buddy asks as he trips over the bedpost and falls onto the bed.
“Oh, you’ll see……… Ladies?” Big Norm says as three women, well over six hundred pounds each, walk into the room.
“Ladies? I’m liking the sound of that.” Buddy says with a smile.
“Oh I’m sure you will.” Big Norm chuckles as one of the girls stand at the foot of the bed.
“Well? What is the plan?” Buddy asks.
“Darling, if you would please…” Big Norm says as she jumps into the air.
“Huh?” Buddy yelps out before the woman lands onto Buddy.
Buddy’s muffled shouts come from under the rather large woman.
“Come on Buddy…… You can kick out of this.” Big Norm barks down at the flailing arms of Buddy.
The girl’s obtuse body easily covers most of Buddy’s body.
“Come on sucka! Get that girl off of you!” Big Norm barks at him.
Slowly, Buddy rolls the girl off of him and gasps for air.
“What the hell?!” Buddy finally says in between gasps.
“After you my darling…..” Big Norm says as the second girl hops onto Buddy, squashing him.
“These big beautiful women are going to help me toughen you up!” Big Norm laughs out loud at the squashed Buddy. “And we are going to be here all night sucka!”