Post by thewobert on Jul 13, 2007 14:02:48 GMT -6
“How did this happen dude……..? That’s just plain not cool man……” Buddy says as he sits on the side of the road.
“I don’t know dude……” Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget, says as he looks down at the flat tires on the Winnebago.
“Thus is life…… Life can be such a cruel mistress. Always throwing punches and such……” Buddy declares from the dirt.
“You gotta roll with the punches dude……” Big Norm mumbles, shaking his head at the tire.
“Very true man…… At least we got to see some hella chicks at the party last night.” Buddy says with a smile.
“That’s right sucka!” Big Norm barks.
“I didn’t think I was going to get that stripper off of me. She wanted Buddy Jr. all to herself. That’s kinky man…..” Buddy says.
“When’s the tow truck coming?” Big Norm asks.
“I don’t know dude. It could be hours……” Buddy grimly states.
“Hours?!” Norm shouts in return.
“Yeah dude…… it all depends when that family gets into town and calls us a truck.” Buddy replies.
“Sucka….! That ain’t going to happen. They aren’t going to do a damn thing. I’m sure they didn’t like you hitting on their daughter.” Big Norm comments.
“She was a babe dude!” Buddy says in defense.
“She was sixteen!” Big Norm barks back.
“Dude…… eighteen is legal, seventeen with consent, sixteen if she’s got a note from her parents, and fifteen if the father is in the room!” Buddy shouts with a smile.
“You are crazy sucka!” Big Norm declares.
“I love me some ladies dude……” Buddy claims.
“Dude…… We are stuck in Georgia! You need to get up to Maine so you can prepare for your match with Eddie Jones.” Big Norm says.
“You are right dude. I’m going to have to bring my good stuff for him. The ex-linebacker for Grand Valley State University is a technical brawler with a mean streak. He has become the Triple Crown Champion in Lion’s Road Puroresu.” Buddy states.
”What’s the Lion’s Road Puroresu?” Big Norm wonders.
“It’s a wrestling organization in Canada.” Buddy answers.
”Don’t matter….. You need to check by tonight!” Big Norm barks.
“I know dude……..” Buddy mumbles.
“You better start walking…… sucka!” Big Norm shouts.
Buddy shakes his head and grabs his bag. He starts walking down the lone and lonesome road. After an hour or so, Buddy is completely alone in the scorching sun. Buddy is covered in sweat, and his wine coolers are no longer frosty. Up above, a lone hawk circles around Buddy. Buddy walks somberly along the road with his thumb sticking up. Suddenly, a car horn blares from behind Buddy. Buddy turns to see a tan van slowing to a stop along the side of the road. The door on the side of the van swings open.
“Need a ride hun?” A nun gently asks from inside the van.
“Where yah heading?” Buddy questions back.
“The good lord has blessed us with an entrance to the National Bible Reading Convention in Faire, Maine.” Another nun declares.
“That’s awesome dudettes……….. I’m heading the same way.” Buddy says with a smile and steps into the van.
“Oh? Why are you heading to Maine?” The nun asks.
“Ummmmm…… I’m there for a sporting competition.” Buddy answers.
“How sweet…….” A nun declares.
“Not really……. The man I am up against is a bad guy.” Buddy corrects.
“Oh?” The nuns say.
“Yes….. he has a short tempered and he doesn’t like people as a rule.” Buddy states.
“That’s not good. The good lord wants us to love each other.” The nun driving the van says.
“I know…….. I love everybody……. Especially the ladies…..” Buddy says with a wink and a smile. “So what are you lovely ladies doing up in Maine.”
“We are in a bible reading competition and hopefully by the time we get up there, Sister Martha’s throat will be healed.” A nun declares.
“Oh? What’s wrong with Sister Martha’s throat?” Buddy asks with concern.
“She has a sore throat and her voice is weak. We hope the good lord cures her.” A nun answers.
“I have a little cure that works a lot of the time.” Buddy says with a wink.
“Oh? Do tell.” The nun whispers weakly.
All you hear is a zipper being pulled down. Suddenly, the van screams by with Buddy tumbling out of the door. Buddy flops onto the pavement and rolls to a stop. Buddy comes to a stop and sits up on the side of the road. He unzips his bag and makes sure Buddy Jr. isn’t dented. He breathes a sigh of relief and wipes the dirt off his pants. He looks around for a moment, and starts walking again.
“Fiddlesticks…. I thought penguins were supposed to be cool……..” Buddy says to himself as another car horn blares behind him.
“Oh…….. Another ride…..” Buddy says with a smile as a bus comes up.
“Bright and Shining? What is that?” Buddy says to himself.
“I don’t know dude……” Big Norm, the Foot-Long Midget, says as he looks down at the flat tires on the Winnebago.
“Thus is life…… Life can be such a cruel mistress. Always throwing punches and such……” Buddy declares from the dirt.
“You gotta roll with the punches dude……” Big Norm mumbles, shaking his head at the tire.
“Very true man…… At least we got to see some hella chicks at the party last night.” Buddy says with a smile.
“That’s right sucka!” Big Norm barks.
“I didn’t think I was going to get that stripper off of me. She wanted Buddy Jr. all to herself. That’s kinky man…..” Buddy says.
“When’s the tow truck coming?” Big Norm asks.
“I don’t know dude. It could be hours……” Buddy grimly states.
“Hours?!” Norm shouts in return.
“Yeah dude…… it all depends when that family gets into town and calls us a truck.” Buddy replies.
“Sucka….! That ain’t going to happen. They aren’t going to do a damn thing. I’m sure they didn’t like you hitting on their daughter.” Big Norm comments.
“She was a babe dude!” Buddy says in defense.
“She was sixteen!” Big Norm barks back.
“Dude…… eighteen is legal, seventeen with consent, sixteen if she’s got a note from her parents, and fifteen if the father is in the room!” Buddy shouts with a smile.
“You are crazy sucka!” Big Norm declares.
“I love me some ladies dude……” Buddy claims.
“Dude…… We are stuck in Georgia! You need to get up to Maine so you can prepare for your match with Eddie Jones.” Big Norm says.
“You are right dude. I’m going to have to bring my good stuff for him. The ex-linebacker for Grand Valley State University is a technical brawler with a mean streak. He has become the Triple Crown Champion in Lion’s Road Puroresu.” Buddy states.
”What’s the Lion’s Road Puroresu?” Big Norm wonders.
“It’s a wrestling organization in Canada.” Buddy answers.
”Don’t matter….. You need to check by tonight!” Big Norm barks.
“I know dude……..” Buddy mumbles.
“You better start walking…… sucka!” Big Norm shouts.
Buddy shakes his head and grabs his bag. He starts walking down the lone and lonesome road. After an hour or so, Buddy is completely alone in the scorching sun. Buddy is covered in sweat, and his wine coolers are no longer frosty. Up above, a lone hawk circles around Buddy. Buddy walks somberly along the road with his thumb sticking up. Suddenly, a car horn blares from behind Buddy. Buddy turns to see a tan van slowing to a stop along the side of the road. The door on the side of the van swings open.
“Need a ride hun?” A nun gently asks from inside the van.
“Where yah heading?” Buddy questions back.
“The good lord has blessed us with an entrance to the National Bible Reading Convention in Faire, Maine.” Another nun declares.
“That’s awesome dudettes……….. I’m heading the same way.” Buddy says with a smile and steps into the van.
“Oh? Why are you heading to Maine?” The nun asks.
“Ummmmm…… I’m there for a sporting competition.” Buddy answers.
“How sweet…….” A nun declares.
“Not really……. The man I am up against is a bad guy.” Buddy corrects.
“Oh?” The nuns say.
“Yes….. he has a short tempered and he doesn’t like people as a rule.” Buddy states.
“That’s not good. The good lord wants us to love each other.” The nun driving the van says.
“I know…….. I love everybody……. Especially the ladies…..” Buddy says with a wink and a smile. “So what are you lovely ladies doing up in Maine.”
“We are in a bible reading competition and hopefully by the time we get up there, Sister Martha’s throat will be healed.” A nun declares.
“Oh? What’s wrong with Sister Martha’s throat?” Buddy asks with concern.
“She has a sore throat and her voice is weak. We hope the good lord cures her.” A nun answers.
“I have a little cure that works a lot of the time.” Buddy says with a wink.
“Oh? Do tell.” The nun whispers weakly.
All you hear is a zipper being pulled down. Suddenly, the van screams by with Buddy tumbling out of the door. Buddy flops onto the pavement and rolls to a stop. Buddy comes to a stop and sits up on the side of the road. He unzips his bag and makes sure Buddy Jr. isn’t dented. He breathes a sigh of relief and wipes the dirt off his pants. He looks around for a moment, and starts walking again.
“Fiddlesticks…. I thought penguins were supposed to be cool……..” Buddy says to himself as another car horn blares behind him.
“Oh…….. Another ride…..” Buddy says with a smile as a bus comes up.
“Bright and Shining? What is that?” Buddy says to himself.