Post by merlinmatrix on Jul 11, 2007 22:46:57 GMT -6
The following is a special presentation purchased by POW: New England and The Irish Brawler Mick Cormac presented by WTNH Channel Nine UPN.
(Barroom Hero by Dropkick Murphy’s starts to play as a large photo that read Cormac’s Tavern starts to spin onto screen. Mick is standing behind a bar with a huge grin on his face.)
Mick: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Mick Cormac and this is Cormac’s Tavern. You are in for a real treat tonight because I unlike Mr. Tony Hunter know what the fans want and give em’ what they deserve and I thought to myself what would be a real treat to the fans. Than I says to myself, I says Mick these people work hard and just to hard to be limp dicked around like Tony Hunter without his Viagra. So who would be the best way to treat these people with this very special Cormac’s Tavern of mine, so what I got for you all is the best wrestler in POW history, a man who truly knows what it means to be fighter, the man who has been causing waves since he got in the wrestling business. Ladies and gentlemen I give none other than MICK CORMAC!!!!!!
(A very obviously prerecorded digitally edited in Mick Cormac walks to the bar while Mick live is applauding and yelling praises.)
Digital Mick: Thankyou for that warm welcome Mick!
Live Mick: Well you know we try to treat our guests the best on my show, I’m just glad you could make it here with your busy schedule and all.
Digital Mick: What you mean glad I could make it, I’ll always make it to the best show in all of the New England area.
Live Mick: But not for long Mick you see Hunter wants to close us down to one area.
Digital Mick: Oh I heard about that but you know what will happen? Once the ratings go down he’ll tuck tale and run, star pointing the finger at everyone but himself.
Live Mick: Well at least he has you right?
Digital Mick: Yeah making his life hell for the rest of his time here.
(They both start laughing)
Live Mick (wiping fake tears from his eyes): Ain’t that the truth brother….oh…anyway I guess we better get this interview out of the way. The majority of the questions are from fans in the New England area: First is from Johnny California from Baltimore, Maryland.
Digital Mick: What’s he got?
Live Mick: Well Mick he asks: Who is your hero?
Digital Mick: Well ain’t that the sweetest little question. How old’s the lad?
Live Mick: 39
Digital Mick: Well.. Eh…I guess he’s retarded and we can’t make fun of people soft in the head…
Live Mick: Except for David Hunter…
Digital Mick: Or Zevon…
Live Mick: People who aren’t our fans…
Digital Mick: People that aren’t John Anthony fans…
Live Mick: Peo… Wait..Wha?
Digital Mick: Here’s a good wrestler respect a man who can fight.
Live Mick: Not as good as you right?
Digital Mick: Come on who is? And that’s your answer little retarded Johnny I’m my own hero. I can’t help it everyday, I wake up look at myself in the mirror and can’t look away of course it’s hard to turn your head from such a godly visage as myself. Not to mention my great skills in the ring. My ability to drink and some things that ladies go nuts for but yeah I guess it’s me.
Live Mick: Damn good answer!
Digital Mick: You think so?
Live Mick: I know so! So the next question from Suzie McLeginheimer or something like that from Bangor, Maine: Mick!
Digital Mick: Yes!
Live Mick: Would you ever sleep with me?
Digital Mick: Did she send a photo?
Live Mick: Yes seems she did…
(Live Mick pulls out a Polaroid photo. They both look at the picture look at each other look back the picture and grimace.)
Digital Mick: She’s huge!
Live Mick: Is that tattoo of a butterfly or a butterstick?
Digital Mick: IS THAT A TAIL!?!
( They both vomit and come back to the camera)
Digital Mick: If I was really…
Live Mick: Really…
Digital Mick: Extremely…
Live Mick: Outrageously…
Digital Mick: Tremendously…drunk.
Live Mick: Blind off moon shine drunk…
Digital Mick: Britney Spears shaved head type of stupid drunk. Let me put it this way I’d get in three way with a hungry Rosie O’Donnell and a pissed off pit bull before you.
Live Mick: Disgusting…Anyway the final question from…
Digital Mick: Wait make sure there’s not another picture in there!
Live Mick (cautiously looks in the envelope and sighs with relief): No…
Digital Mick: Thank God.
Live Mick: This ones from Donny Lackey from Yonkers, New York: Mick what’s our strategy going into the main event of The Road to Ocean City Slam?
Digital Mick: Good question first I figure I’ll knock Zevon out and than knock around David hunter until he goes runs home to daddy than I think a respectable all out brawl with Anthony until he passes out from the pain.
Live Mick: Well he’s good…
Digital Mick: But not that good..
Live Mick: Well folks that’s all we got for you on this special edition of Cormac’s Tavern.
Digital Mick: Ladies you can stop moaning softly and touching yourself now.
Live Mick: And guys you can stop wishing to be Mick.
Digital Mick: Because it’s never going to happen.
The previous was a special presentation purchased by POW: New England and The Irish Brawler Mick Cormac presented by WTNH Channel Nine UPN.
Live Mick: It’s over so go piss off!!!
(fade to black)
(Barroom Hero by Dropkick Murphy’s starts to play as a large photo that read Cormac’s Tavern starts to spin onto screen. Mick is standing behind a bar with a huge grin on his face.)
Mick: Ladies and Gentlemen, I am Mick Cormac and this is Cormac’s Tavern. You are in for a real treat tonight because I unlike Mr. Tony Hunter know what the fans want and give em’ what they deserve and I thought to myself what would be a real treat to the fans. Than I says to myself, I says Mick these people work hard and just to hard to be limp dicked around like Tony Hunter without his Viagra. So who would be the best way to treat these people with this very special Cormac’s Tavern of mine, so what I got for you all is the best wrestler in POW history, a man who truly knows what it means to be fighter, the man who has been causing waves since he got in the wrestling business. Ladies and gentlemen I give none other than MICK CORMAC!!!!!!
(A very obviously prerecorded digitally edited in Mick Cormac walks to the bar while Mick live is applauding and yelling praises.)
Digital Mick: Thankyou for that warm welcome Mick!
Live Mick: Well you know we try to treat our guests the best on my show, I’m just glad you could make it here with your busy schedule and all.
Digital Mick: What you mean glad I could make it, I’ll always make it to the best show in all of the New England area.
Live Mick: But not for long Mick you see Hunter wants to close us down to one area.
Digital Mick: Oh I heard about that but you know what will happen? Once the ratings go down he’ll tuck tale and run, star pointing the finger at everyone but himself.
Live Mick: Well at least he has you right?
Digital Mick: Yeah making his life hell for the rest of his time here.
(They both start laughing)
Live Mick (wiping fake tears from his eyes): Ain’t that the truth brother….oh…anyway I guess we better get this interview out of the way. The majority of the questions are from fans in the New England area: First is from Johnny California from Baltimore, Maryland.
Digital Mick: What’s he got?
Live Mick: Well Mick he asks: Who is your hero?
Digital Mick: Well ain’t that the sweetest little question. How old’s the lad?
Live Mick: 39
Digital Mick: Well.. Eh…I guess he’s retarded and we can’t make fun of people soft in the head…
Live Mick: Except for David Hunter…
Digital Mick: Or Zevon…
Live Mick: People who aren’t our fans…
Digital Mick: People that aren’t John Anthony fans…
Live Mick: Peo… Wait..Wha?
Digital Mick: Here’s a good wrestler respect a man who can fight.
Live Mick: Not as good as you right?
Digital Mick: Come on who is? And that’s your answer little retarded Johnny I’m my own hero. I can’t help it everyday, I wake up look at myself in the mirror and can’t look away of course it’s hard to turn your head from such a godly visage as myself. Not to mention my great skills in the ring. My ability to drink and some things that ladies go nuts for but yeah I guess it’s me.
Live Mick: Damn good answer!
Digital Mick: You think so?
Live Mick: I know so! So the next question from Suzie McLeginheimer or something like that from Bangor, Maine: Mick!
Digital Mick: Yes!
Live Mick: Would you ever sleep with me?
Digital Mick: Did she send a photo?
Live Mick: Yes seems she did…
(Live Mick pulls out a Polaroid photo. They both look at the picture look at each other look back the picture and grimace.)
Digital Mick: She’s huge!
Live Mick: Is that tattoo of a butterfly or a butterstick?
Digital Mick: IS THAT A TAIL!?!
( They both vomit and come back to the camera)
Digital Mick: If I was really…
Live Mick: Really…
Digital Mick: Extremely…
Live Mick: Outrageously…
Digital Mick: Tremendously…drunk.
Live Mick: Blind off moon shine drunk…
Digital Mick: Britney Spears shaved head type of stupid drunk. Let me put it this way I’d get in three way with a hungry Rosie O’Donnell and a pissed off pit bull before you.
Live Mick: Disgusting…Anyway the final question from…
Digital Mick: Wait make sure there’s not another picture in there!
Live Mick (cautiously looks in the envelope and sighs with relief): No…
Digital Mick: Thank God.
Live Mick: This ones from Donny Lackey from Yonkers, New York: Mick what’s our strategy going into the main event of The Road to Ocean City Slam?
Digital Mick: Good question first I figure I’ll knock Zevon out and than knock around David hunter until he goes runs home to daddy than I think a respectable all out brawl with Anthony until he passes out from the pain.
Live Mick: Well he’s good…
Digital Mick: But not that good..
Live Mick: Well folks that’s all we got for you on this special edition of Cormac’s Tavern.
Digital Mick: Ladies you can stop moaning softly and touching yourself now.
Live Mick: And guys you can stop wishing to be Mick.
Digital Mick: Because it’s never going to happen.
The previous was a special presentation purchased by POW: New England and The Irish Brawler Mick Cormac presented by WTNH Channel Nine UPN.
Live Mick: It’s over so go piss off!!!
(fade to black)