Post by daviddemolition on Jun 28, 2007 13:57:22 GMT -6
Washington, D.C.
1:30PM
Taking the stand...again
We see President Pliskin, who is already on the stand. Thomas Knight and Steven Thompson are sitting down, to his sides. Photographers are snapping photos as Prez raises both hands
President Pliskin Please people, I would like it at this time that you would stop snapping photos, as I have a serious matter at hand.
The Photographers sneak in one last snap as they stop. Pliskin then drops his hands to his sides. He clears his throat, fixes his tie, and puts both hands oon the stand desk which hold the microphone
President Pliskin Ladies and Gentalmen, sa you know, there was a rumor of a bomb threat in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The rumor came about on June 18th, at 4:27PM. The rumor was false, as it was spreaded by Eddie Jones. On June 24th, Eddie Jones was neutralized. America is safe once again, but it seems that Power On Wrestling has another offender.
A new reporter raises his hand
News Reporter#1 Tim Upton from the New York Post, who is this offender, and what did, or does, he do that makes him an offender?
Knight goes behind the curtains, and takes out a giant picture
Tim Upton Mr.President, who is that?
President Pliskin Captian Ragnorack, he is rumored to be a Rapist.
Tim Upton Rapist? Why?
President Pliskin Captian Ragnorack is known for Air Humping and says "As long as there is Entertainment, I will be there". This means that he is usually near women and may rape them.
Tim Upton um...how does that make him a rapist?
President Pliskin Ragnorack was once part of the porn industry, and I have a women who was raped by him.
Tim Upton Who is she?
President Pliskin Her name is Kyra Banks. She was at a party and she remembers seeing Ragnorack. At 11:30 PM, she left the party, only to be raped by Ragnorack and be slurred with his words.
Tim Upton Where is she?
President Pliskin She is currently in her home in Sacramento, Calirfornia. She did not want to be reminded of that day. I will take no more questions
Prez walks off the stage as photos are snapped as reporters ask questions, but Prez ignores them. Knight and Thompson lead him to the Presidential Room
Thomas Knight Mr.President, who is this Captian Ragnorack?
President Pliskin No ----ing clue, but I have a match against him. I'm digging up as much dirt on him as I can get, with some white in it.
Steven Thompson So, where is our show?
President Pliskin Glen Burnie, Maryland, in the Michaels Eighth Avenue Ballroom on June 31st.
Steven Thompson Okay, but why did you need that lie? It seemed they just believed the Rapist part and were hooked on that.
President Pliskin Manipulation is part of the game Thompson, a man talking skills can get more of anything than a man with a shotgun. Remember that boys.
Thompson & Knight Yes sir!
President Pliskin No go out, I need to think about what I'm gonna say about Ragno-whatever his name is. It takes time and thought into your lies.
Thompson and Knight walk out of the room as Pliskin opens up a drawer from his desk. He takes out a profile labed "CLASSIFIED". It is Ragnorack's life profile.
President Pliskin hm....let's see here....Captian Ragnorack origanlly made his debut in the Universal Wrestling League as an enforcer of darkness know just as Ragnorack....Eventually Catalyst left his side and Ragnorack pursued a singles career...
1:30PM
Taking the stand...again
We see President Pliskin, who is already on the stand. Thomas Knight and Steven Thompson are sitting down, to his sides. Photographers are snapping photos as Prez raises both hands
President Pliskin Please people, I would like it at this time that you would stop snapping photos, as I have a serious matter at hand.
The Photographers sneak in one last snap as they stop. Pliskin then drops his hands to his sides. He clears his throat, fixes his tie, and puts both hands oon the stand desk which hold the microphone
President Pliskin Ladies and Gentalmen, sa you know, there was a rumor of a bomb threat in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The rumor came about on June 18th, at 4:27PM. The rumor was false, as it was spreaded by Eddie Jones. On June 24th, Eddie Jones was neutralized. America is safe once again, but it seems that Power On Wrestling has another offender.
A new reporter raises his hand
News Reporter#1 Tim Upton from the New York Post, who is this offender, and what did, or does, he do that makes him an offender?
Knight goes behind the curtains, and takes out a giant picture
Tim Upton Mr.President, who is that?
President Pliskin Captian Ragnorack, he is rumored to be a Rapist.
Tim Upton Rapist? Why?
President Pliskin Captian Ragnorack is known for Air Humping and says "As long as there is Entertainment, I will be there". This means that he is usually near women and may rape them.
Tim Upton um...how does that make him a rapist?
President Pliskin Ragnorack was once part of the porn industry, and I have a women who was raped by him.
Tim Upton Who is she?
President Pliskin Her name is Kyra Banks. She was at a party and she remembers seeing Ragnorack. At 11:30 PM, she left the party, only to be raped by Ragnorack and be slurred with his words.
Tim Upton Where is she?
President Pliskin She is currently in her home in Sacramento, Calirfornia. She did not want to be reminded of that day. I will take no more questions
Prez walks off the stage as photos are snapped as reporters ask questions, but Prez ignores them. Knight and Thompson lead him to the Presidential Room
Thomas Knight Mr.President, who is this Captian Ragnorack?
President Pliskin No ----ing clue, but I have a match against him. I'm digging up as much dirt on him as I can get, with some white in it.
Steven Thompson So, where is our show?
President Pliskin Glen Burnie, Maryland, in the Michaels Eighth Avenue Ballroom on June 31st.
Steven Thompson Okay, but why did you need that lie? It seemed they just believed the Rapist part and were hooked on that.
President Pliskin Manipulation is part of the game Thompson, a man talking skills can get more of anything than a man with a shotgun. Remember that boys.
Thompson & Knight Yes sir!
President Pliskin No go out, I need to think about what I'm gonna say about Ragno-whatever his name is. It takes time and thought into your lies.
Thompson and Knight walk out of the room as Pliskin opens up a drawer from his desk. He takes out a profile labed "CLASSIFIED". It is Ragnorack's life profile.
President Pliskin hm....let's see here....Captian Ragnorack origanlly made his debut in the Universal Wrestling League as an enforcer of darkness know just as Ragnorack....Eventually Catalyst left his side and Ragnorack pursued a singles career...
END RP