Post by imtehlueser on Jun 22, 2007 10:03:39 GMT -6
Following Stephie Campbell backstage at the Metropol, she reaches a door that exits to the outside of the arena. Pulling up in a rather clunky car is David Hilt, who looks like he doesn't want to be bothered.
Steph: You'd think a champ could afford something respectable... Anyway, I'd received word that Dave was entering the premises, and I thought we all would like to have a word with him. I personally haven't interviewed him in a while, but everything between us is fine now, but the past couple weeks, Dave has been keeping a rather low profile. Especially last week, when he made no public appearances, and seemed to just be going through the motions in his loss last week with Josh Eagles. And, oh! Nevermind, here he comes.
Dave walks up to the doorway, glances at Stephie, then walks right by to a nearby food table, grabs a donut, and goes about his business. Of course, Stephie gives chase.
Steph: Dave, wait up. I wanted to have a chat with you, I think I deserve it after how you've been brushing off POW lately.
Dave: What? No.
Stephie: Oh come on, I haven't interviewed anyone today, and I jumped at the chance for you. You won't reward me for that? You used to be so laid back and easygoing. What's up?
Dave: Nothing that is any of your business. Now leave me be.
Stephie: I refuse to! I won't let you go without some kind of excuse or reasoning for how you are and have been acting lately.
Dave: Okay, fine. It it will get you to go away.
Stephie scoffs and crosses her arms, pouting at the comment.
Steph: (sighing) Well first of all, you haven't made any kind of public speech or comment about your win at Over in Dover. You came out Mid-Atlantic Champ, why weren't you more enthusiastic about it?
Dave: I was for a bit....
Stephie:......Oh, is that it? Ugh, okay well, why was the celebration held so late?
David: Because of Jack and Guy's hijinks.
Stephie: It's a good thing I don't HAVE to ask you to elaborate on that. It seems to be spreading around that there was a mass gay orgy at this celebration?
David: No...matter of fact, hell no (Steph pipes up at the hint of emotion) Jack just screwed up and hired some group I hope I never even hear of again.
Stephie: Group?
Dave: Strippers.
:Steph: And how is that...oh, I see. Now, the whole week after your championship match, there was no sign of you. Did something happen.
Dave: No. I just didn't feel like it.
Steph: And did you not "feel like it" when you got in the ring with Josh Eagles and lost just about immediately?
Dave:...Pretty much, yeah.
Steph: ..Puh. The same would have happened this week if I hadn't caught you, are you STILL not feeling like "it?"
Dave: That nail's head must be getting pretty sore.
Steph: Are you going to put any effort into your match tonight?
Dave: Don't know. I thought I would before...but I'm feeling kinda lazy now.
Steph: ...What the hell is wrong with you man? No champion should act like this, it's shameful to your com[any, and POW NE, which still needs to gain plenty of ground and respect to catch up with Midwest. You have the ability to help that...but you're just going to be lazy?
Dave: If you want to see it that way.
Steph: What other way is there to see it?
Dave: Don't know. Doesn't affect me either way.
Steph: ...Right. Well you at least made some comments off the record about buddy at this so called party, so I've heard. Do you at least want to relay them here to the public?
Dave: Not particularly.
Steph: Well WILL you?
Dave: I guess.
Steph: ...Well? Get on with it.
Dave: I think the dude is great. I saw-
Steph: (cutting him off) What? No. I heard that you said much worse things about him than that.
Dave: What? No. You see, I saw that stand-up bit of his. It was hilarious. The midget? Pure gold. All the jokes had me rolling.
Stephie: With all due respect, though I'm not sure you deserve it, I know for sure that is not what you've said about Buddy Love.
Dave: Yeah, I also talked about how much of a genius he is with the womensfolk. Those pickup lines he shared with POW fans were foolproof. He just got thousands of people laid. How could a guy like that NOT be cool?
Stephie: Because...he...you!...OH!
Dave: Calm down stephie. If it's any consolation for this failure you'll call an interview, the reason behind all this...is simply a lack of passion. Wrestling was my life, and still is, but lately, I'm just not feeling up to it. Maybe it's not what I love as I had thought....maybe I should reevaluate my career choice for something more permanent...
Dave takes a bite of the donut he picked up earlier, now noticing he's gotten his hand quite messy, and it's all warm and sticky now...completely unappealing. He spits and drops the donut back on the plate, and walks off, leaving Stephie still in a tizzy.
Steph: You'd think a champ could afford something respectable... Anyway, I'd received word that Dave was entering the premises, and I thought we all would like to have a word with him. I personally haven't interviewed him in a while, but everything between us is fine now, but the past couple weeks, Dave has been keeping a rather low profile. Especially last week, when he made no public appearances, and seemed to just be going through the motions in his loss last week with Josh Eagles. And, oh! Nevermind, here he comes.
Dave walks up to the doorway, glances at Stephie, then walks right by to a nearby food table, grabs a donut, and goes about his business. Of course, Stephie gives chase.
Steph: Dave, wait up. I wanted to have a chat with you, I think I deserve it after how you've been brushing off POW lately.
Dave: What? No.
Stephie: Oh come on, I haven't interviewed anyone today, and I jumped at the chance for you. You won't reward me for that? You used to be so laid back and easygoing. What's up?
Dave: Nothing that is any of your business. Now leave me be.
Stephie: I refuse to! I won't let you go without some kind of excuse or reasoning for how you are and have been acting lately.
Dave: Okay, fine. It it will get you to go away.
Stephie scoffs and crosses her arms, pouting at the comment.
Steph: (sighing) Well first of all, you haven't made any kind of public speech or comment about your win at Over in Dover. You came out Mid-Atlantic Champ, why weren't you more enthusiastic about it?
Dave: I was for a bit....
Stephie:......Oh, is that it? Ugh, okay well, why was the celebration held so late?
David: Because of Jack and Guy's hijinks.
Stephie: It's a good thing I don't HAVE to ask you to elaborate on that. It seems to be spreading around that there was a mass gay orgy at this celebration?
David: No...matter of fact, hell no (Steph pipes up at the hint of emotion) Jack just screwed up and hired some group I hope I never even hear of again.
Stephie: Group?
Dave: Strippers.
:Steph: And how is that...oh, I see. Now, the whole week after your championship match, there was no sign of you. Did something happen.
Dave: No. I just didn't feel like it.
Steph: And did you not "feel like it" when you got in the ring with Josh Eagles and lost just about immediately?
Dave:...Pretty much, yeah.
Steph: ..Puh. The same would have happened this week if I hadn't caught you, are you STILL not feeling like "it?"
Dave: That nail's head must be getting pretty sore.
Steph: Are you going to put any effort into your match tonight?
Dave: Don't know. I thought I would before...but I'm feeling kinda lazy now.
Steph: ...What the hell is wrong with you man? No champion should act like this, it's shameful to your com[any, and POW NE, which still needs to gain plenty of ground and respect to catch up with Midwest. You have the ability to help that...but you're just going to be lazy?
Dave: If you want to see it that way.
Steph: What other way is there to see it?
Dave: Don't know. Doesn't affect me either way.
Steph: ...Right. Well you at least made some comments off the record about buddy at this so called party, so I've heard. Do you at least want to relay them here to the public?
Dave: Not particularly.
Steph: Well WILL you?
Dave: I guess.
Steph: ...Well? Get on with it.
Dave: I think the dude is great. I saw-
Steph: (cutting him off) What? No. I heard that you said much worse things about him than that.
Dave: What? No. You see, I saw that stand-up bit of his. It was hilarious. The midget? Pure gold. All the jokes had me rolling.
Stephie: With all due respect, though I'm not sure you deserve it, I know for sure that is not what you've said about Buddy Love.
Dave: Yeah, I also talked about how much of a genius he is with the womensfolk. Those pickup lines he shared with POW fans were foolproof. He just got thousands of people laid. How could a guy like that NOT be cool?
Stephie: Because...he...you!...OH!
Dave: Calm down stephie. If it's any consolation for this failure you'll call an interview, the reason behind all this...is simply a lack of passion. Wrestling was my life, and still is, but lately, I'm just not feeling up to it. Maybe it's not what I love as I had thought....maybe I should reevaluate my career choice for something more permanent...
Dave takes a bite of the donut he picked up earlier, now noticing he's gotten his hand quite messy, and it's all warm and sticky now...completely unappealing. He spits and drops the donut back on the plate, and walks off, leaving Stephie still in a tizzy.