Post by daviddemolition on Jun 19, 2007 9:49:01 GMT -6
Washington, D.C.
3:00PM
There's been rumors of a bomb in Pittsburgh
Everyone brought it
God I'm good
The scene is at the Presidential stand in the Nation's Capital, Washington, D.C. Reporters from around the good ole` USA are there, snapping as many pictures as they can take, and readying their notepads and pencils. CIA Agent Thomas Knight is on the stand, with a piece of paper folded in his right hand
Thomas Knight Everyone, please welcome President Robert Pliskin
Clapping his heard as President Pliskin comes out from the curtains. He shakes hands with Knight as Knight sits down near the stand. Pliskin takes the stand as he clears his throat
President Pliskin Yes, hello. You all know why I'm hear and you all know why you're hear. Yesterday 4:27 PM, there were reports of a bomb in the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The US Government is working hard to find out the bomb. So far, the US Government has not found out any trace of bombs in Pittsburgh. I will now be taking questions.
Reporters raise their hands as Pliskin points to one of them in the front
Reporter#1 Uh, David Jefferey from the New York Times. President Pliskin, has their been any evacutaions in Pittsburgh?
President Pliskin No, so far there have been no evacutaions. Once we find any trace, the entire city will be evacuated as soon as possible.
More reporters raise their hands, more than last time. Pliskin points to one that is in the 3rd row, all the way to the right.'
Reporter#2 Eric Dayes from the Detroit Free Press, President Pliskin, are their any suspects in this bomb threat?
Pliskin looks at Knight, who gets up out of his seat and runs to the left, out of view
President Pliskin Actually, yes.
Reporter#2 Then who is it?
Knight comes back with a picture beneath a giant cloth. He sits it on the chair as Pliskin rips off the giant Cloth
Reporter#2 Eddie Jones?
President Pliskin Yes, Eddie Jones. He's an independant wrestler from Seattle, Washington. My agents have said that Jones is a suspect because of his "loner" personality. He was born March 16, 1980 in Flint, Michigan. He also has a friend by the name of Kevin Front, but it's not known if he's an accomplise.
Reporters raise their hands, many, MANY more than before. He they scream out to Pliskin as he points to a reporter all the way in the back.
Reporter#3 Issac Talasho from the Chicago Tribune. President Pliskin, why would Eddie Jones want to bomb Pittsburgh?
President Pliskin Next Question
Reporters raise their hands, a little less then before. Pliskin points to one in the 3rd row, all the way to the left
Reporter#4 um..Fred Urbach from the Houston Post, Mr.Pliskin, how would Jones get to Pittsburgh if he's from Seattle?
President Pliskin Well you see, like I already said, Eddie Jones is an independant wrestler. He is wrestling for a promotion called Power On Wrestling, in their New England terrirtory. I will personally go down their tommorow. No more questions.
Pliskin walks off the stand as the reporters snap photos and still yell questions. Knight walks with him off and out of view.
10 Minutes Later
Pliskin is in the white house, in the President's room. Only him and knight are there. Knight takes out a pack of cigars as he gives one to Pliskin. He lights it up for Pliskin as he smokes the cigar
Thomas Knight Good job sir, they all brought it.
Pliskin cracks a smiles as he takes the cigar out of his mouth
President Pliskin Like shooting fish in a barrel...
3:00PM
There's been rumors of a bomb in Pittsburgh
Everyone brought it
God I'm good
The scene is at the Presidential stand in the Nation's Capital, Washington, D.C. Reporters from around the good ole` USA are there, snapping as many pictures as they can take, and readying their notepads and pencils. CIA Agent Thomas Knight is on the stand, with a piece of paper folded in his right hand
Thomas Knight Everyone, please welcome President Robert Pliskin
Clapping his heard as President Pliskin comes out from the curtains. He shakes hands with Knight as Knight sits down near the stand. Pliskin takes the stand as he clears his throat
President Pliskin Yes, hello. You all know why I'm hear and you all know why you're hear. Yesterday 4:27 PM, there were reports of a bomb in the city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. The US Government is working hard to find out the bomb. So far, the US Government has not found out any trace of bombs in Pittsburgh. I will now be taking questions.
Reporters raise their hands as Pliskin points to one of them in the front
Reporter#1 Uh, David Jefferey from the New York Times. President Pliskin, has their been any evacutaions in Pittsburgh?
President Pliskin No, so far there have been no evacutaions. Once we find any trace, the entire city will be evacuated as soon as possible.
More reporters raise their hands, more than last time. Pliskin points to one that is in the 3rd row, all the way to the right.'
Reporter#2 Eric Dayes from the Detroit Free Press, President Pliskin, are their any suspects in this bomb threat?
Pliskin looks at Knight, who gets up out of his seat and runs to the left, out of view
President Pliskin Actually, yes.
Reporter#2 Then who is it?
Knight comes back with a picture beneath a giant cloth. He sits it on the chair as Pliskin rips off the giant Cloth
Reporter#2 Eddie Jones?
President Pliskin Yes, Eddie Jones. He's an independant wrestler from Seattle, Washington. My agents have said that Jones is a suspect because of his "loner" personality. He was born March 16, 1980 in Flint, Michigan. He also has a friend by the name of Kevin Front, but it's not known if he's an accomplise.
Reporters raise their hands, many, MANY more than before. He they scream out to Pliskin as he points to a reporter all the way in the back.
Reporter#3 Issac Talasho from the Chicago Tribune. President Pliskin, why would Eddie Jones want to bomb Pittsburgh?
President Pliskin Next Question
Reporters raise their hands, a little less then before. Pliskin points to one in the 3rd row, all the way to the left
Reporter#4 um..Fred Urbach from the Houston Post, Mr.Pliskin, how would Jones get to Pittsburgh if he's from Seattle?
President Pliskin Well you see, like I already said, Eddie Jones is an independant wrestler. He is wrestling for a promotion called Power On Wrestling, in their New England terrirtory. I will personally go down their tommorow. No more questions.
Pliskin walks off the stand as the reporters snap photos and still yell questions. Knight walks with him off and out of view.
10 Minutes Later
Pliskin is in the white house, in the President's room. Only him and knight are there. Knight takes out a pack of cigars as he gives one to Pliskin. He lights it up for Pliskin as he smokes the cigar
Thomas Knight Good job sir, they all brought it.
Pliskin cracks a smiles as he takes the cigar out of his mouth
President Pliskin Like shooting fish in a barrel...
END RP