Post by thewobert on Jun 20, 2007 19:12:16 GMT -6
The scene opens with Buddy Love sitting comfortable in a comfy recliner, reading a leather-backed book, and smoking a rather large stogie. He sits in his colorful bathrobe with beads dangling from his neck. The leather book in his hands has gold plated corners and its title, “The Karma Sutra”, is branded in gold. Buddy turns a few pages and looks up at the camera with a smile. He sits the book down and takes a final drag on his cigar.
“Hello there, Buddy Love here.” Buddy says with a lot of suave.
“I’m here to share some of my patented ways for getting the fine females across the globe.” Buddy says as places his hand under the chin of a bikini-clad woman.
“Being funny like myself or David Hilt can get you far, but if you don’t have the right moves, you won’t go into the land down under….” Buddy says as he slides his hands down another girl’s stomach.
“You’d be surprised how many funny dudes are shy with the ladies……. Well, not me of course.” Buddy says with a wink.
“First off, I’ll share, for the fellows watching, some of my personal favorite pick-up lines. Second, I’ll show you some of the best ways to prep the oven in a way.....” Buddy says with a smirk. “And lastly, I’ll show you some of my favorite positions.”
“How naughty….” A girl says as the camera looks over at the dozen bikini-clad girls all lined up in a row.
“Of course…… So take out a piece of paper and your pen. The pen is mightier than the sword of course……” Buddy says and gives the “Buddy Jesus” look.
“Now, here’s a list of my favorite pick-up lines…..” Buddy says as he flips over the chalkboard and starts reading:
1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? “That one is awesome dudes.”
2. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. “That’s good with blondes for some reason.”
3. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. “That is for the prettiest eyes of course.”
4. I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. “Alright, who's first? That’s for a group of ladies.”
5. Which one of the Spice girls are you? “That one works good with girls with colored or weird hair.”
6. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. “Good if you have a sock in your shorts.”
7. “And lastly…” Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. “Come on, rushing and roaming? What girl can’t resist that?”
“Ohhhhh Buddy….. don’t stop…” Another girl says with a smile.
“Mhmmmmm….. Looks like I have my volunteer for the next segment.” Buddy says and takes her hand.
“Oh yes Buddy…….” The brunette says as Buddy leads her onto a heart-shaped bed with red silk blankets.
“Ok fellows…….. you have a beautiful young lady with you, totally hooked and wanting you. It’s time to warm her up.” Buddy says and starts kissing the girls shoulders.
“Ooohhhh Buddy……” The girl gasps.
“I suggest starting with kissing her shoulders and neck. Lightly of course; you can save the biting for later. Don’t forget to slide your hands down her sides and around her curves, woman love that.” Buddy says as he kisses the girls neck and runs his hands down her sides.
“Mmmmmmm…….” The girl moans in response.
“Next I would suggest slipping the shirt or top off the girl. Leave the bra on for a little while because you’d be surprised how good the fabric feels on a woman’s breasts.” Buddy says and starts fondling the girl. “You have to be gentle with the breasts. You don’t want to be getting her milk out. You want to make her hot, not milky. Don’t forget the kisses on the cleavage.”
“Oooohhh Buddy….. I love how you kiss my breasts…..” The girl says with a smile.
“It’s all about the motorboat….” Buddy says as he shakes his head in her cleavage.
“He he he…..” The girl giggles.
“Lastly, kiss your way down her body and finish off warming her up. The tongue is a very powerful tool.” Buddy says as he kisses down the girl’s stomach and all over her legs.
“Ooooo Buddy…… take me……..” The girl moans and start taking off her top.
“Sorry fellows, but this is a little to graphic for television. I guess I’ll have to share some positions later. Well, I’d better get to pleasing this fine lady. It’s all about the octopus fellows…… the octopus.” Buddy says with a lot suave as he pulls the covers over him and the girl.
“Oh my god Buddy!” The girl moans out as the camera goes black.
“Hello there, Buddy Love here.” Buddy says with a lot of suave.
“I’m here to share some of my patented ways for getting the fine females across the globe.” Buddy says as places his hand under the chin of a bikini-clad woman.
“Being funny like myself or David Hilt can get you far, but if you don’t have the right moves, you won’t go into the land down under….” Buddy says as he slides his hands down another girl’s stomach.
“You’d be surprised how many funny dudes are shy with the ladies……. Well, not me of course.” Buddy says with a wink.
“First off, I’ll share, for the fellows watching, some of my personal favorite pick-up lines. Second, I’ll show you some of the best ways to prep the oven in a way.....” Buddy says with a smirk. “And lastly, I’ll show you some of my favorite positions.”
“How naughty….” A girl says as the camera looks over at the dozen bikini-clad girls all lined up in a row.
“Of course…… So take out a piece of paper and your pen. The pen is mightier than the sword of course……” Buddy says and gives the “Buddy Jesus” look.
“Now, here’s a list of my favorite pick-up lines…..” Buddy says as he flips over the chalkboard and starts reading:
1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? “That one is awesome dudes.”
2. I’m fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight. “That’s good with blondes for some reason.”
3. The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name. “That is for the prettiest eyes of course.”
4. I'm gonna have sex with you, you, and you. “Alright, who's first? That’s for a group of ladies.”
5. Which one of the Spice girls are you? “That one works good with girls with colored or weird hair.”
6. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package. “Good if you have a sock in your shorts.”
7. “And lastly…” Hi, I'm foreign. I've got Russian hands and Roman fingers. “Come on, rushing and roaming? What girl can’t resist that?”
“Ohhhhh Buddy….. don’t stop…” Another girl says with a smile.
“Mhmmmmm….. Looks like I have my volunteer for the next segment.” Buddy says and takes her hand.
“Oh yes Buddy…….” The brunette says as Buddy leads her onto a heart-shaped bed with red silk blankets.
“Ok fellows…….. you have a beautiful young lady with you, totally hooked and wanting you. It’s time to warm her up.” Buddy says and starts kissing the girls shoulders.
“Ooohhhh Buddy……” The girl gasps.
“I suggest starting with kissing her shoulders and neck. Lightly of course; you can save the biting for later. Don’t forget to slide your hands down her sides and around her curves, woman love that.” Buddy says as he kisses the girls neck and runs his hands down her sides.
“Mmmmmmm…….” The girl moans in response.
“Next I would suggest slipping the shirt or top off the girl. Leave the bra on for a little while because you’d be surprised how good the fabric feels on a woman’s breasts.” Buddy says and starts fondling the girl. “You have to be gentle with the breasts. You don’t want to be getting her milk out. You want to make her hot, not milky. Don’t forget the kisses on the cleavage.”
“Oooohhh Buddy….. I love how you kiss my breasts…..” The girl says with a smile.
“It’s all about the motorboat….” Buddy says as he shakes his head in her cleavage.
“He he he…..” The girl giggles.
“Lastly, kiss your way down her body and finish off warming her up. The tongue is a very powerful tool.” Buddy says as he kisses down the girl’s stomach and all over her legs.
“Ooooo Buddy…… take me……..” The girl moans and start taking off her top.
“Sorry fellows, but this is a little to graphic for television. I guess I’ll have to share some positions later. Well, I’d better get to pleasing this fine lady. It’s all about the octopus fellows…… the octopus.” Buddy says with a lot suave as he pulls the covers over him and the girl.
“Oh my god Buddy!” The girl moans out as the camera goes black.