Post by eagles on May 30, 2007 12:12:24 GMT -6
The fan fare of "Sad But True" echoes around loudly as the camera pans in on a scene of shimmering blue waves crashing against a sandy beach. The music sounds to be coming from a rather second rate stereo and is almost drown out by the voices all around the background. The camera begins to swivel around to show the scene upon which it is hearing and it reveals a large gathering of people on the beach up ahead. There is a large wooden stage in the center and all of the people are gather around it where the music is pouring out. The camera begins to zoom in and near the stage focusing on the large red banner with black letter above the stage.
[glow=red,2,300]EARLY SUMMER BEACH BASH, PRESENTED BY POW NE AND JOSH EAGLES[/glow]
Center stage the camera then focuses on a single microphone standing behind it none other then the Champion of The People Josh Eagles. Behind him sits a row of chairs each filled with other POW NE stars, Eddie Buchalini Jr, David Hilt, John Anthony, "Toro Verde" Enrique Alvarez, and Randell Lovejoy.
"ARE YOU READY ... READY TO PARTY ON DOWN!?!?!?!"
The people begin cheering loudly as Josh Eagles gets them pumped up.
"Oh hell yeah, we are just a few days away from the next mile down the Road to Over in Dover and you can feel the excitement in the air, the electricity, the energy!!! Today we are going to be hearing from various New England Superstars and I have brought to you a couple of guest bands to be playing... that's right we have none other then METALLICA, we have BUCK CHERRY, and last but not least rocking your world we got NELLY FURTADO!!!"
The crowd goes wild and starts cheering loudly as they hear the bands who are going to be playing for them during this great party. Josh takes a step back from the mic as Randell Lovejoy approaches the mic waving to the crowd.
"Thank you, thank you. I want to start off by thanking everyone for being here today and supporting the POW New England brand and I also want to thank Josh Eagles for being generous enough to fund this event and make it possible."
Randell goes quite and allows the fans to clap and cheer to show their love for everything.
"Well as you all know I am not one who likes to talk your ears off, unlike my Midwest counterpart... that's a joke. I want to jump right to the point of us New Englanders and why we are here. In just a few days we are taking the next step own the Road to Over in Dover and we are going to be giving each of these stars a chance to talk about their upcoming match. So I think since he is supporting this whole event I will let Josh Eagles be the first to talk."
The camera pans back to Josh as the crowd cheers and Josh looks at Randell with a look of confusion on his face and slowly approaches the mic.
"Umm, Randell... what match do I have exactly? You know I thought that funding this whole stupid event and getting your bands was all I had to do this week?"
"Well the event was your idea Josh!"
"Yeah it's called PUBLICITY... FACE TIME! I am just a couple matches away from being the NEW Midwest Heavyweight Champion so unless this is some kinda really BIG match then I suggest you explain what is happening!"
"You see Josh you signed a contract with New England and I am using that contract to give you more face time and the fans what they want to see by booking you in a match this week against none other then one of the New England originals... "Toro Verde" Enrique Alvarez!!!!"
The crowd beings to cheer loudly as Josh stares at Randell with a blank look on his face.
"Uh, who?"
"Toro Verde... ummm, him!"
Randell points to a short Mexican wrestler who is now standing and looking back and fourth between Josh and Randell, as Randell points at him Toro Verde puffs out his chest and does his signature taunt. The camera pans back to Josh who is laughing like it is some kind of joke. He walks over to the little guy and places his hand on the top of his head and then pulls it back where it hits his chest, then he grabs the guys cheek and pinches it like an old lady would her grandson.
Verde reaches up and slaps Josh's hand away and Josh laughs loudly and walks back over toward Randell. He goes to say something but stops looks back at Verde and begins laughing so hard that tears actually begin to swell up in his eyes and he keels over holding his side. A few of the wrestlers on the chairs are also surpressing laughter and Verde is shaking a little bit and shoots them all cold glares.
"This, this is some kinda really funny joke. I mean you really want me to fight a short little Mexican guy... I mean I know there is the whole David vs Goliath thing and size doesn't matter... but I am JOSH EAGLES not some huge steroid bulked up idiot who can't find their way around the ring. Plus I have three rules in wrestling, I will not wrestle any GINGER's... you know red head, freckled faces, I will not wrestle any Mexican's because well they are Mexican, and I also do not wrestle opponents whose name I cannot pronounce or that is also closely resembling the names of GAY washed up Pop Star!!"
Verde is now shaking with rage as Randell looks at Josh with a pleading look and the crowd is laughing a little bit.
"But the match is already booked and it is obvious now that Verde is going to want you one on one... I know it is the golden rule that you cannot trash talk a wrestler and then back away like a coward or something?"
Josh glares at Randell and Randell actually takes a step back in fear of being hit.
"Alright I am going to forget just this once that you called me a coward, I am going to say that the heat is getting to your damn head and pretend I did not hear that. Now I will take your little match since I have broken rule 1 and 2 before, but i have never broken rule number 3 so what we are going to have to do is change the match up a little bit... so I will give the little guy a choice his new name can be either JOBBER KID or SMALL FRY!"
Verde goes to lunge forward but a couple of NE stars jump up and hold him back and Josh laughs loudly at him.
"Let the little rage machine go, not like he could actually do much damage anyway. Wait... that's it I got it, from now on your new name will be... Jobber e Mexicanos!!!! Yeah that fits this situation about right, since that is all Mexican's know how to do... JOB and you are going to be doing that against the Champion of the People, unless of course you are Ginger, Mexican, Poor, German, Russian, Colored in anyway, and or Stupid... so about 95% of this worlds population are counted out!!
But ya know what little guy, I will face you so you can "try" and burn off some energy I mean the match won't last more then about a minute so I can't see it being of a whole lot of interest. So now the big... sorry I can't use that word. The news this week will be Josh Eagles vs Jobber e Mexicanos one on one how fast can Eagles obtain the pinfall this time. Tune your asses in, buy yourself a ticket and watch a Mexican get beat!!!"
Verde manages to beak free and rushes at Josh jumping at him, but Josh sees it coming and steps to the side pushing Randell Lovejoy in the way and watching as both men topple off stage.
"Without further waiting, here he is BUCK CHERRY!!!!"
[glow=red,2,300]EARLY SUMMER BEACH BASH, PRESENTED BY POW NE AND JOSH EAGLES[/glow]
Center stage the camera then focuses on a single microphone standing behind it none other then the Champion of The People Josh Eagles. Behind him sits a row of chairs each filled with other POW NE stars, Eddie Buchalini Jr, David Hilt, John Anthony, "Toro Verde" Enrique Alvarez, and Randell Lovejoy.
"ARE YOU READY ... READY TO PARTY ON DOWN!?!?!?!"
The people begin cheering loudly as Josh Eagles gets them pumped up.
"Oh hell yeah, we are just a few days away from the next mile down the Road to Over in Dover and you can feel the excitement in the air, the electricity, the energy!!! Today we are going to be hearing from various New England Superstars and I have brought to you a couple of guest bands to be playing... that's right we have none other then METALLICA, we have BUCK CHERRY, and last but not least rocking your world we got NELLY FURTADO!!!"
The crowd goes wild and starts cheering loudly as they hear the bands who are going to be playing for them during this great party. Josh takes a step back from the mic as Randell Lovejoy approaches the mic waving to the crowd.
"Thank you, thank you. I want to start off by thanking everyone for being here today and supporting the POW New England brand and I also want to thank Josh Eagles for being generous enough to fund this event and make it possible."
Randell goes quite and allows the fans to clap and cheer to show their love for everything.
"Well as you all know I am not one who likes to talk your ears off, unlike my Midwest counterpart... that's a joke. I want to jump right to the point of us New Englanders and why we are here. In just a few days we are taking the next step own the Road to Over in Dover and we are going to be giving each of these stars a chance to talk about their upcoming match. So I think since he is supporting this whole event I will let Josh Eagles be the first to talk."
The camera pans back to Josh as the crowd cheers and Josh looks at Randell with a look of confusion on his face and slowly approaches the mic.
"Umm, Randell... what match do I have exactly? You know I thought that funding this whole stupid event and getting your bands was all I had to do this week?"
"Well the event was your idea Josh!"
"Yeah it's called PUBLICITY... FACE TIME! I am just a couple matches away from being the NEW Midwest Heavyweight Champion so unless this is some kinda really BIG match then I suggest you explain what is happening!"
"You see Josh you signed a contract with New England and I am using that contract to give you more face time and the fans what they want to see by booking you in a match this week against none other then one of the New England originals... "Toro Verde" Enrique Alvarez!!!!"
The crowd beings to cheer loudly as Josh stares at Randell with a blank look on his face.
"Uh, who?"
"Toro Verde... ummm, him!"
Randell points to a short Mexican wrestler who is now standing and looking back and fourth between Josh and Randell, as Randell points at him Toro Verde puffs out his chest and does his signature taunt. The camera pans back to Josh who is laughing like it is some kind of joke. He walks over to the little guy and places his hand on the top of his head and then pulls it back where it hits his chest, then he grabs the guys cheek and pinches it like an old lady would her grandson.
Verde reaches up and slaps Josh's hand away and Josh laughs loudly and walks back over toward Randell. He goes to say something but stops looks back at Verde and begins laughing so hard that tears actually begin to swell up in his eyes and he keels over holding his side. A few of the wrestlers on the chairs are also surpressing laughter and Verde is shaking a little bit and shoots them all cold glares.
"This, this is some kinda really funny joke. I mean you really want me to fight a short little Mexican guy... I mean I know there is the whole David vs Goliath thing and size doesn't matter... but I am JOSH EAGLES not some huge steroid bulked up idiot who can't find their way around the ring. Plus I have three rules in wrestling, I will not wrestle any GINGER's... you know red head, freckled faces, I will not wrestle any Mexican's because well they are Mexican, and I also do not wrestle opponents whose name I cannot pronounce or that is also closely resembling the names of GAY washed up Pop Star!!"
Verde is now shaking with rage as Randell looks at Josh with a pleading look and the crowd is laughing a little bit.
"But the match is already booked and it is obvious now that Verde is going to want you one on one... I know it is the golden rule that you cannot trash talk a wrestler and then back away like a coward or something?"
Josh glares at Randell and Randell actually takes a step back in fear of being hit.
"Alright I am going to forget just this once that you called me a coward, I am going to say that the heat is getting to your damn head and pretend I did not hear that. Now I will take your little match since I have broken rule 1 and 2 before, but i have never broken rule number 3 so what we are going to have to do is change the match up a little bit... so I will give the little guy a choice his new name can be either JOBBER KID or SMALL FRY!"
Verde goes to lunge forward but a couple of NE stars jump up and hold him back and Josh laughs loudly at him.
"Let the little rage machine go, not like he could actually do much damage anyway. Wait... that's it I got it, from now on your new name will be... Jobber e Mexicanos!!!! Yeah that fits this situation about right, since that is all Mexican's know how to do... JOB and you are going to be doing that against the Champion of the People, unless of course you are Ginger, Mexican, Poor, German, Russian, Colored in anyway, and or Stupid... so about 95% of this worlds population are counted out!!
But ya know what little guy, I will face you so you can "try" and burn off some energy I mean the match won't last more then about a minute so I can't see it being of a whole lot of interest. So now the big... sorry I can't use that word. The news this week will be Josh Eagles vs Jobber e Mexicanos one on one how fast can Eagles obtain the pinfall this time. Tune your asses in, buy yourself a ticket and watch a Mexican get beat!!!"
Verde manages to beak free and rushes at Josh jumping at him, but Josh sees it coming and steps to the side pushing Randell Lovejoy in the way and watching as both men topple off stage.
"Without further waiting, here he is BUCK CHERRY!!!!"