Post by cran on Jan 29, 2007 15:41:38 GMT -6
("the chapter begins" by GOW" begins to play as Cram is seen jumping over the crowd protection steel barricade. He walks around to the side of the ring, and grabs a mic)
Cran Landom:
POW, If you look back at superstars in LWE, MPW, WWE, and TNA you got superstars from football, the Olympics well you should know im a WAR VETERAN! and I deserve respect. Cause in wrestling, life, and in war i out-rank you.
(the crowd cheers)
Cran Landom:
I understand that my opponent likes to talk crap and disrespect me with a string of words that go alittle something like this.
(Cran coughs and clears his throat)
Cran Landom: (his best Jason Lee voice):
"well who the hell is Cran Lamdon?"
Cran Landom:
Well im gonna show you who Cran Landom is very soon but if you must know. I dont care what you think of me, I don't care what you do, I don't care if you roll around and play with yourself like the so called man that you are but you will respect me. BY FORCE or BY CHOICE thats up to you.
(Cran smiles and then walks to the side of the ring where he points to the back.)
Cran Landom:
You say you were trained by Shawn Stevens, so what who is he. Just like you don't know who I am, I don't know who your so called great trainer is. And quite frankly it doesn't make a difference cause it could be Christ himself, and it wouldn't save you from our match.
(Cran pauses.)
Cran Landom:
Yea, my life wasn't was great as yours was, yea you didn't have a girlfriend when you grew up cause you were a misunderstood emotional wreck so you got into wrestling started taking steroids and boom, here you are. Well I was in the army i was shot, i was beaten I was sentenced to death after being captured by enemy forces. After being broken out it was down hill from there. I had to kill bigger and badder people than you, come our match pinning you wont be problem. See ya in the ring.
("the chapter begins" by GOW" begins to play as Cram is seen jumping over the crowd protection steel barricade.)
Cran Landom:
POW, If you look back at superstars in LWE, MPW, WWE, and TNA you got superstars from football, the Olympics well you should know im a WAR VETERAN! and I deserve respect. Cause in wrestling, life, and in war i out-rank you.
(the crowd cheers)
Cran Landom:
I understand that my opponent likes to talk crap and disrespect me with a string of words that go alittle something like this.
(Cran coughs and clears his throat)
Cran Landom: (his best Jason Lee voice):
"well who the hell is Cran Lamdon?"
Cran Landom:
Well im gonna show you who Cran Landom is very soon but if you must know. I dont care what you think of me, I don't care what you do, I don't care if you roll around and play with yourself like the so called man that you are but you will respect me. BY FORCE or BY CHOICE thats up to you.
(Cran smiles and then walks to the side of the ring where he points to the back.)
Cran Landom:
You say you were trained by Shawn Stevens, so what who is he. Just like you don't know who I am, I don't know who your so called great trainer is. And quite frankly it doesn't make a difference cause it could be Christ himself, and it wouldn't save you from our match.
(Cran pauses.)
Cran Landom:
Yea, my life wasn't was great as yours was, yea you didn't have a girlfriend when you grew up cause you were a misunderstood emotional wreck so you got into wrestling started taking steroids and boom, here you are. Well I was in the army i was shot, i was beaten I was sentenced to death after being captured by enemy forces. After being broken out it was down hill from there. I had to kill bigger and badder people than you, come our match pinning you wont be problem. See ya in the ring.
("the chapter begins" by GOW" begins to play as Cram is seen jumping over the crowd protection steel barricade.)