Post by buzz on Jan 24, 2007 23:54:45 GMT -6
One of the strangest characters in wretling anywhere, Buzz Parks is seen floating around the Star Pavilion just a week before the first show. The camera follows him until he passes the owner of the promotion, Tito Capaci. Buzz stops Capaci to get some opinions.
Buzz: Hey! Mr. Capaci, I have a few questions to run by you real quick.
Tito: Yeah, hurry. Time is money, capiche?
Buzz: Yeah, yeah. First, I want an autograph. Can you make that happen?
Tito: I signed your contract. You got my autograph.
Buzz: Oh. Good point. Second, you are one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the history of wrestling. I was wanting your opinion on something.
Tito: Buzz, in this business, flattery will get you everywhere. What do you need?
Buzz: I think I have one hell of a catch phrase and I want you to tell me if its any good.
Tito: Yeah, alright. I can do that.
Buzz: Alright, here we go........TO BE THE MAN, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU GOT TO BEAT....BUZZ PARKS!!!!
Tito: Um, Buzz. That is a great line, no doubt.
Buzz: Yes! I thought so.
Tito: Unfortunately, there's a major problem.
Buzz: Really? How so?
Tito: Somebody all uses that line.
Buzz: Somebody uses you got to beat Buzz Parks? Who would say that? Wait! Are there TWO Buzz Parks?
Tito: No, no. He says something different at the end, but it's far too similar. Sorry, man.
Buzz: Wait, wait. I got a backup. Listen to this....Whatcha gonna do brutha, when Buzz Parks runs wild on you......
Buzz breakes into a big muscle-man pose, and Capaci just shakes his head.
Tito: I hate to break this to you, but that's pretty darn close to what another famous guy already says.
Buzz: Never to fear. Check this one out. Finally! BUZZ PARKS HAS COME BACK TO KANSAS CITY!!!!!!
Tito just shakes his head, "no."
Buzz: You HAVE to be kidding me? Alright, I came prepared. Get this....And that's the bottom line, cuz BUZZ PARKS SAYS SO!!!!!
Tito: I think you need to go into a coma and forget all the wrestling you've seen on TV. You're just reproducing the same crap you've seen on TV for the last decade.
Buzz: Wait, wait. I got one more. This is the best one. Ready?
Tito: I'm afraid I am.
Buzz: It's nothing personal. It strictly busi...
Buzz is caught mid-word with a slap to the back of the head. He gives a shocked look to Capaci who is staring him down.
Tito: Don't even go there, Buzz. Don't even go there. I gotta go. I hope you're moves or more original than your catch phrases. If not, Optiman is going to hand you your ass on a plate.
Capaci walks off a few steps as Optiman comes into the screen.
Optiman: Think you can beat me?
Buzz: Well....
Optiman: As one guy I know would say, Fuh-get about it.
Buzz: Hey, that would make a great catch phrase!
Tito: (from afar) FUH-GET ABOUT IT!!!!!!!
Buzz: Hey! Mr. Capaci, I have a few questions to run by you real quick.
Tito: Yeah, hurry. Time is money, capiche?
Buzz: Yeah, yeah. First, I want an autograph. Can you make that happen?
Tito: I signed your contract. You got my autograph.
Buzz: Oh. Good point. Second, you are one of the most charismatic wrestlers in the history of wrestling. I was wanting your opinion on something.
Tito: Buzz, in this business, flattery will get you everywhere. What do you need?
Buzz: I think I have one hell of a catch phrase and I want you to tell me if its any good.
Tito: Yeah, alright. I can do that.
Buzz: Alright, here we go........TO BE THE MAN, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, YOU GOT TO BEAT....BUZZ PARKS!!!!
Tito: Um, Buzz. That is a great line, no doubt.
Buzz: Yes! I thought so.
Tito: Unfortunately, there's a major problem.
Buzz: Really? How so?
Tito: Somebody all uses that line.
Buzz: Somebody uses you got to beat Buzz Parks? Who would say that? Wait! Are there TWO Buzz Parks?
Tito: No, no. He says something different at the end, but it's far too similar. Sorry, man.
Buzz: Wait, wait. I got a backup. Listen to this....Whatcha gonna do brutha, when Buzz Parks runs wild on you......
Buzz breakes into a big muscle-man pose, and Capaci just shakes his head.
Tito: I hate to break this to you, but that's pretty darn close to what another famous guy already says.
Buzz: Never to fear. Check this one out. Finally! BUZZ PARKS HAS COME BACK TO KANSAS CITY!!!!!!
Tito just shakes his head, "no."
Buzz: You HAVE to be kidding me? Alright, I came prepared. Get this....And that's the bottom line, cuz BUZZ PARKS SAYS SO!!!!!
Tito: I think you need to go into a coma and forget all the wrestling you've seen on TV. You're just reproducing the same crap you've seen on TV for the last decade.
Buzz: Wait, wait. I got one more. This is the best one. Ready?
Tito: I'm afraid I am.
Buzz: It's nothing personal. It strictly busi...
Buzz is caught mid-word with a slap to the back of the head. He gives a shocked look to Capaci who is staring him down.
Tito: Don't even go there, Buzz. Don't even go there. I gotta go. I hope you're moves or more original than your catch phrases. If not, Optiman is going to hand you your ass on a plate.
Capaci walks off a few steps as Optiman comes into the screen.
Optiman: Think you can beat me?
Buzz: Well....
Optiman: As one guy I know would say, Fuh-get about it.
Buzz: Hey, that would make a great catch phrase!
Tito: (from afar) FUH-GET ABOUT IT!!!!!!!