Post by kc on Jan 24, 2007 23:40:08 GMT -6
The camera pans over to the Kansas City Mad Man as he sits with a large Bud Light in his hand. His scraggly beard is hanging from his from his face and his inebriation levels indicate he might have been drinking since early this warning.
MM: Val Kilmer! I got your num*belch*ber.
BB: Mad Man, it's not Val Kilmer. It's Velimir. Hell, you're bad ass, but not even you could knock off Doc Holiday.
MM: Holiday? Holiday!?!? The only freashin' holiday around Val Kilmers is going to be.........just a second I got a get another swig.
He takes another drink out of his bottle and continues.
MM: Listen to me, Ice Man. I ain't no damn half-cheetah, half-man half-breed Dr. Moreau. I'm a genu*belch*ine freashin' top caliber athlete especially when I've been practicing raising my hand in victory when I raise my beer. Batman, I'm gonna do you a big ol' favor. Don't even come. I mean, come later. But don't come until after our match. Save yourself the embarrasment. I lost my beer.
BB: There's more in the fridge, Mad Man.
MM: Well then, I guess I must conclude this ordeal and continue a pay per view of my own....binge at the fridge.
MM: Val Kilmer! I got your num*belch*ber.
BB: Mad Man, it's not Val Kilmer. It's Velimir. Hell, you're bad ass, but not even you could knock off Doc Holiday.
MM: Holiday? Holiday!?!? The only freashin' holiday around Val Kilmers is going to be.........just a second I got a get another swig.
He takes another drink out of his bottle and continues.
MM: Listen to me, Ice Man. I ain't no damn half-cheetah, half-man half-breed Dr. Moreau. I'm a genu*belch*ine freashin' top caliber athlete especially when I've been practicing raising my hand in victory when I raise my beer. Batman, I'm gonna do you a big ol' favor. Don't even come. I mean, come later. But don't come until after our match. Save yourself the embarrasment. I lost my beer.
BB: There's more in the fridge, Mad Man.
MM: Well then, I guess I must conclude this ordeal and continue a pay per view of my own....binge at the fridge.