Post by daviddemolition on Feb 1, 2007 20:54:21 GMT -6
BEGIN~RP
Alex Pilgrim: Breaking news everybody!
Tony Almanti: What's the news?
Alex Pilgrim: Apparently, Tito Santana has fired David Demolition! The subsitute is......Dan Real...
Tony Almanti: Who?
I hear, a voice that says don't be so blind
its tellin me all these things you would probably hide
Am I...your one and only desire?
Am I the reason you breath
Or am I the reason you cry?
Always...Always...Always...Always...Always... I just can't live without you!
Tony Almanti: Is this that Dan Real guy?
Dan Real emerges from the curtains in his black tux, white dress shirt, red tie, black dress shoes, and black fedora with a big red stripe. The fans ultimately boo him as he cocks a smile. He puts his right index and right middle finger to his lips and points to all the fans that boo him. He climbs up the steps and enters the ring. He climbs up the the bottom ropes and points to all of the people booing him. He gets down and gets a mic.
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"So....this is the POW? hm.......not wowed...."
Tony Almanti: Oh please, then why did he even join up in the first place?
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"You see, Santana puts me in the match with a freakin' ninja of all people. Okay first of all, a NINJA? Dats not Real! Dats not real at all!"
Alex Pilgrim: Well believe Dan, Reck Maverick is real.
Real licks his lips and lets out a sigh
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"But to all of my realites, don't worry. I've faced people much talented and smarter than this retard. Once 'The Atomic Ninja' gets into the ring with--"
Real points to himself
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"--Moi, he get an actual taste of Realism. Of course for him, it'll be too Dan late for him as of I'll have already beaten his ass to within an inch of his life. But then again--
Real slowly walks around the ring
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"Thats how life works, right?"
The fans batter Real with boos and chants of You Suck!
Real then laughs
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"HAHAHAHAHA! I suck!? Really? Considering I'm making more than any of you sons-of bitches will ever make, I'd pretty much say that YOU guys suck! HAHAHAH!
Real laughs as the fans still splatter him with boos. Real then wipes away a few tears of laughter
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"ahhh.....but in all seriousness, do any of you people think that a friggin' Ninja can beat such realism in the one, the only, Dan Real?
The fans then yell out YES!
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"Well then, obviously you people need a dose of, what else? God Dan Realism! And my match against Maverick will be the heavy OD of realism you people just need!"
Real drops the mic as the camera zooms in on him. Real looks at the camera and gives out a very big smile as the fans boo him. He then climbs out the ring
Alex Pilgrim: Well now, Obviously Dan Real is gonna leave his mark here on the POW!
Tony Almanti: Will Dan Real give out the dosage of Realism the to the POW fans, or will he need more canisters of them?
Alex Pilgrim: I don't know Tony, but only Feburary8th, 2007 at the Star Pavillion At the Ameristar Casino in Kansas City, MO will tell!
END~RP
Alex Pilgrim: Breaking news everybody!
Tony Almanti: What's the news?
Alex Pilgrim: Apparently, Tito Santana has fired David Demolition! The subsitute is......Dan Real...
Tony Almanti: Who?
I hear, a voice that says don't be so blind
its tellin me all these things you would probably hide
Am I...your one and only desire?
Am I the reason you breath
Or am I the reason you cry?
Always...Always...Always...Always...Always... I just can't live without you!
Tony Almanti: Is this that Dan Real guy?
Dan Real emerges from the curtains in his black tux, white dress shirt, red tie, black dress shoes, and black fedora with a big red stripe. The fans ultimately boo him as he cocks a smile. He puts his right index and right middle finger to his lips and points to all the fans that boo him. He climbs up the steps and enters the ring. He climbs up the the bottom ropes and points to all of the people booing him. He gets down and gets a mic.
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"So....this is the POW? hm.......not wowed...."
Tony Almanti: Oh please, then why did he even join up in the first place?
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"You see, Santana puts me in the match with a freakin' ninja of all people. Okay first of all, a NINJA? Dats not Real! Dats not real at all!"
Alex Pilgrim: Well believe Dan, Reck Maverick is real.
Real licks his lips and lets out a sigh
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"But to all of my realites, don't worry. I've faced people much talented and smarter than this retard. Once 'The Atomic Ninja' gets into the ring with--"
Real points to himself
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"--Moi, he get an actual taste of Realism. Of course for him, it'll be too Dan late for him as of I'll have already beaten his ass to within an inch of his life. But then again--
Real slowly walks around the ring
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"Thats how life works, right?"
The fans batter Real with boos and chants of You Suck!
Real then laughs
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"HAHAHAHAHA! I suck!? Really? Considering I'm making more than any of you sons-of bitches will ever make, I'd pretty much say that YOU guys suck! HAHAHAH!
Real laughs as the fans still splatter him with boos. Real then wipes away a few tears of laughter
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"ahhh.....but in all seriousness, do any of you people think that a friggin' Ninja can beat such realism in the one, the only, Dan Real?
The fans then yell out YES!
||-"He's real" Dan Real-||
"Well then, obviously you people need a dose of, what else? God Dan Realism! And my match against Maverick will be the heavy OD of realism you people just need!"
Real drops the mic as the camera zooms in on him. Real looks at the camera and gives out a very big smile as the fans boo him. He then climbs out the ring
Alex Pilgrim: Well now, Obviously Dan Real is gonna leave his mark here on the POW!
Tony Almanti: Will Dan Real give out the dosage of Realism the to the POW fans, or will he need more canisters of them?
Alex Pilgrim: I don't know Tony, but only Feburary8th, 2007 at the Star Pavillion At the Ameristar Casino in Kansas City, MO will tell!
END~RP