Post by Reck Maverick on Feb 1, 2007 11:02:08 GMT -6
Backstage... We are in the casino section of the Ameristar Casino. Gamblers are flushing away there life savings at the slots, the craps table and at poker... ESPECIALLY POKER - Damnable mainstream exposure... Suddenly the sound of a flute blows through out the area, and RECK MAVERICK appears in a puff of smoke onto top of a crap table. He notices his current placement and flips off the table, and totally crashes and burns... But no worries! he Kips up and turns his attention to the P'Oed gamblers whose game he just ruined with his shenanigans.
Reck Maverick - Have no fear citizens - I am perfectly fine. *Dodges and flying pair of dice.* Now is that anyway to treat your hero? Now excuse me, I have to go mouth off about the dude I'm battling this week.
Reck Maverick quickly moves through the casino to the designated interview/promo area. There is met by POW correspondent Greg Kilgreen.
Reck Maverick - Sorry about that Greg, usually my Ninja Teleportation Technique is spot on... must've been a server glitch. Anyway dude what going down around Power-On Wrestling that requires the presence of the Wrestling World's Greatest Hero!
Greg Kilgreen - Other then your SCHEDULED match with David Demolition... Nothing.
Reck Maverick - Hm... You're no Kip Anderson but we'll make due. Ok Kil-joy...
Greg Kilgreen - Kilgreen!
Reck Maverick - SNARL! Ok, Kilgreen what's the 4-1-1 on this dastardly heel David Demolition?
Greg Kilgreen - Hey! Do I look like your secretary? Do your own research...
Reck Maverick - Actually no... you don't look like my secretary, you look like her cocker spaniel! As a matter of fact I DID do my research Gregory, I was just trying to get you OVER as a COMPETENT NEWS REPORTER! But no, you had to make me mad so now the duologue is over... Just stand there and hold the microp... actually just give it to me and go away - you are OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE COOL CLUB!
Reck Maverick takes the microphone from Greg and he stomps off muttering something about a "Stupid Ninja..." Reck Maverick watches Gregory walk off then turns his attention to the camera.
Reck Maverick - College educated dork... But now the hero of the story - the STAR of the SHOW, POW's OFFICIAL NINJA must turn his attention to you David Demolition. I've dealt with dudes like you in the past Double-D. You are probably sitting in the locker room grinning like a twit, breaking all the rules of the building and drinking alcohol in a "No-Alcohol drinking zone" thinking you got this match won because you 7 inches taller and 42 pounds heavier then your Friendly-neighborhood Ninja Warrior - Reck Maverick but trust me brother, you may be bigger, but I have three advantages over you... Speed... Agility - The earlier botch job not withstanding and the third and most important advantage which will swing the momentum of the match in my favour... I WILL BE SOBER!
Yeah Davey, I pulled THAT CARD dude! I've only seen one drunk in this industry raise past mid-card status - his name? My older brother, the Flanchiser himself - Flap Flanagan! Oh yeah a Former World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion! You sir - are NO Flap Flanagan amigo. Who else around here is a former World's Champion? Hm... um... Oh that's right - RECK MAVERICK! How about you dude? Anything to back your beer-tab?
Hm... That last comment might've made the big drunk angry. Before you come over here cursing, swearing, drinking, throwing stuff and hollering "Someone's gonna get *HIC* Demolished!" then pass out in a drunken stupor I want to say you can bring all the weapons, props and gimmicks you want to try and beat my carcass, I don't care because I don't need weapons to beat you! However just because I don't NEED weapons doesn't mean I won't BRING one!
Reck Maverick draws his blade.
Reck Maverick - Hey David! Meet Mister Blade of Legend - He don't like to get involved in my business but if you try something dude, you know some low-down dirty stunt that is oh-so-common for you vile villains than he won't mind getting involved - you dig? It's not a threat dude, if you act like a professional and fight with honour and respect then nothing will happen, but if you get cute... well then neither POW, it's affiliates nor myself can be responsible for his actions.
Reck Maverick replaces the Blade of Legend back in it's sheath
Reck Maverick - Now before we go back to our regularly scheduled programming I have one last thing to say regarding the issues surrounding this contest. Don't worry David, this doesn't apply to you. No this message is not for the Demolition but rather the Demographic...
Kids, even the teenagers that watch our product and are currently watching this promotion - Alcohol is a vile substance, the effects created by consuming it not those becoming of a champion. If you want to drink the real drink of champions - then this is what you want... *There is a puff of smoke and a bottle appears in Maverick's hand.* That's right! Diet Pepsi! Show your support for not only me, but for yourselves as well - buy Diet Pepsi at the upcoming Road to First Rights show and hold it proud when your heroes walk down the aisle and throw the vile trash David Demolition passes off back in his face... and together we will be VICTORIOUS! NINJA VANISH!
A trademark puff of smoke and our hero has vanished. The effects of Maverick's speech are already being felt as the loyal Ameristar gamblers are pitching their Alcoholic beverages and order the real Drink of Champions. The camera focuses in on a gambler playing the slots with a Diet Pepsi in his hand. A siren goes off and coins start spewing from the machine. The gambler looks at the camera and gives a Big Thumbs up!
Gambler - Jackpot!
The End
Reck Maverick - Have no fear citizens - I am perfectly fine. *Dodges and flying pair of dice.* Now is that anyway to treat your hero? Now excuse me, I have to go mouth off about the dude I'm battling this week.
Reck Maverick quickly moves through the casino to the designated interview/promo area. There is met by POW correspondent Greg Kilgreen.
Reck Maverick - Sorry about that Greg, usually my Ninja Teleportation Technique is spot on... must've been a server glitch. Anyway dude what going down around Power-On Wrestling that requires the presence of the Wrestling World's Greatest Hero!
Greg Kilgreen - Other then your SCHEDULED match with David Demolition... Nothing.
Reck Maverick - Hm... You're no Kip Anderson but we'll make due. Ok Kil-joy...
Greg Kilgreen - Kilgreen!
Reck Maverick - SNARL! Ok, Kilgreen what's the 4-1-1 on this dastardly heel David Demolition?
Greg Kilgreen - Hey! Do I look like your secretary? Do your own research...
Reck Maverick - Actually no... you don't look like my secretary, you look like her cocker spaniel! As a matter of fact I DID do my research Gregory, I was just trying to get you OVER as a COMPETENT NEWS REPORTER! But no, you had to make me mad so now the duologue is over... Just stand there and hold the microp... actually just give it to me and go away - you are OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE COOL CLUB!
Reck Maverick takes the microphone from Greg and he stomps off muttering something about a "Stupid Ninja..." Reck Maverick watches Gregory walk off then turns his attention to the camera.
Reck Maverick - College educated dork... But now the hero of the story - the STAR of the SHOW, POW's OFFICIAL NINJA must turn his attention to you David Demolition. I've dealt with dudes like you in the past Double-D. You are probably sitting in the locker room grinning like a twit, breaking all the rules of the building and drinking alcohol in a "No-Alcohol drinking zone" thinking you got this match won because you 7 inches taller and 42 pounds heavier then your Friendly-neighborhood Ninja Warrior - Reck Maverick but trust me brother, you may be bigger, but I have three advantages over you... Speed... Agility - The earlier botch job not withstanding and the third and most important advantage which will swing the momentum of the match in my favour... I WILL BE SOBER!
Yeah Davey, I pulled THAT CARD dude! I've only seen one drunk in this industry raise past mid-card status - his name? My older brother, the Flanchiser himself - Flap Flanagan! Oh yeah a Former World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion! You sir - are NO Flap Flanagan amigo. Who else around here is a former World's Champion? Hm... um... Oh that's right - RECK MAVERICK! How about you dude? Anything to back your beer-tab?
Hm... That last comment might've made the big drunk angry. Before you come over here cursing, swearing, drinking, throwing stuff and hollering "Someone's gonna get *HIC* Demolished!" then pass out in a drunken stupor I want to say you can bring all the weapons, props and gimmicks you want to try and beat my carcass, I don't care because I don't need weapons to beat you! However just because I don't NEED weapons doesn't mean I won't BRING one!
Reck Maverick draws his blade.
Reck Maverick - Hey David! Meet Mister Blade of Legend - He don't like to get involved in my business but if you try something dude, you know some low-down dirty stunt that is oh-so-common for you vile villains than he won't mind getting involved - you dig? It's not a threat dude, if you act like a professional and fight with honour and respect then nothing will happen, but if you get cute... well then neither POW, it's affiliates nor myself can be responsible for his actions.
Reck Maverick replaces the Blade of Legend back in it's sheath
Reck Maverick - Now before we go back to our regularly scheduled programming I have one last thing to say regarding the issues surrounding this contest. Don't worry David, this doesn't apply to you. No this message is not for the Demolition but rather the Demographic...
Kids, even the teenagers that watch our product and are currently watching this promotion - Alcohol is a vile substance, the effects created by consuming it not those becoming of a champion. If you want to drink the real drink of champions - then this is what you want... *There is a puff of smoke and a bottle appears in Maverick's hand.* That's right! Diet Pepsi! Show your support for not only me, but for yourselves as well - buy Diet Pepsi at the upcoming Road to First Rights show and hold it proud when your heroes walk down the aisle and throw the vile trash David Demolition passes off back in his face... and together we will be VICTORIOUS! NINJA VANISH!
A trademark puff of smoke and our hero has vanished. The effects of Maverick's speech are already being felt as the loyal Ameristar gamblers are pitching their Alcoholic beverages and order the real Drink of Champions. The camera focuses in on a gambler playing the slots with a Diet Pepsi in his hand. A siren goes off and coins start spewing from the machine. The gambler looks at the camera and gives a Big Thumbs up!
Gambler - Jackpot!
The End
