Post by sss on Mar 29, 2007 14:55:34 GMT -6
The scene opens up in the home of Shawn Stevens. He is sitting in a recliner with his feet in the air. He has a laptop on the table next to him. The homepage is on the POW site. Stevens appears to be laughing as the computer is playing something. He sits up straight and gets a straight face. His eyes go wide then squint as if mad.
Shawn: Rick, why didn't you tell me you started recording? Don't shrug your shoulders at me. Shew, just warn me next time. Ladies and gentlemen I welcomed you into my home at this moment on my week off because I have to get some things off my chest. See at All In there were some amazing events that took place.
First of all, I showed the world that Danny Danielson couldn't beat me for my title. I proved to the world that after three weeks of him smashing my skull in with that chair. Now look, Danny is back to taking time off. I on the other hand was granted the week off due to being on every POW show since day one. And being a champion of champions. But that's something to be discussed later on.
The second major event at All In, was the return of Flying Diamond Cutter Man.....and he attacked Rich Morrison. Now I am torn on that issue. My hatred for Morrison and my hatred for FDCM......but at least I once liked FDCM. I never liked Morrison. Hell I already beat him and I was the one who sent his ass back to the midcard, as those two seem to have been bickering back and forth. And that's actually why I requested this time to speak. See having turned back both Rich Morrison and Danny Danielson I think I proved that I am the champion that I once was.
But what happens? Flying Diamond Cutter Man comes back with the UWL World Heavyweight Championship claiming to be the real World Champion.....now this seems to cause a personal issue for Morrison because for some reason he thinks FDCM carrying around the UWL World Heavyweight Championship is just him clinging to a dead promotion....well maybe he is right. But I honestly think it comes down to jealousy. Rich talks a big game that everyone in the entire world is so jealous of him and his career. But it is really him who is jealous. He sees me holding the POW Heavyweight title that I beat him for, now sees FDCM come in with a title belt of his own claiming to be the "true" champion. And there sits Rich, the man probably doesn't even remember what holding a championship feels like.
Stevens grins and shrugs his shoulder.
Shawn: And last on that subject, Morrison is claiming that FDCM was going to get a shot at me to prove who the true champion is.....well here's the truth Rich.....if you didn't realize it by now when Danny Danielson took you and FDCM out.....none of you are getting a shot against me. I am going to defend this title against the boys who deserve it. No one is coming in fresh and getting shots anymore. I don't care who steps up or who Capaci has lined up for me. Maverick, Duke, Erikson, DeAngelo, Daye, Night, Shadow, Sleepy, Dopey, Black, Blue, Orange, Aqua Marine, Dan Real, Corbin Ford, Susuki Toyota, Cadallac Chevorlet.....I DON'T CARE! Bring them all on. Spring Breakage is going to be just more proof of how dominant I am as champion.
Stevens taks a drink of the bottle of Dr. Pepper that sits next to him.
Shawn: Now onto this week. I got some Dr. Pepper from the Flanchiser himself, WHHHHEEEEE! Flap Flanagan. Because I have to face the same "two mutter futters" as the Flapper and ALF did last week. Now the Flanchise Crew did some....uh....interesting stuff to that Silly Sykova and Pat Cayjack or whatever they're called. And seeing ALF was the one who actually scored the win, I really just asked Flap how he prepared for that match. He handed me some of this Dr. Pepper and said "Drink this". Can't argue with that logic. I hardly think a couple of punks are going to take me down. I am the POW Heavyweight Champion afterall. Those two can bring along two or three more people to help them and I still guarentee a victory. See I know you Sykova....you were badmouthing me in other companies. So I REQUESTED this match. You want to say I suck? Well next week when I am back in action I will show you who sucks. I promise I can pin both you and your partner, and if I don't I'll give you BOTH title shots. Seem fair enough? That's how confident I am.
Stevens stands up from the chair. He grabs the POW Heavyweight Championship that was sitting on the table next to him.
Shawn: So to everyone....see you all next week. When the champion makes his return to the ring and return to dominating the competition week after week. And my proof will simply be because I am SENSATIONAL!
The scene fades to black as the camera zooms in on the POW Heavyweight Championship belt.