Post by Reck Maverick on Mar 27, 2007 20:40:15 GMT -6
In the damp, cold, unforgiving bowels of the Ameristar Casino... The POW fans bare witness to a horrible, gruesome, terrifying sight... The Flanchise Players - Reck Maverick and his lovable half-brother Flap Flanagan engaged in a hellacious game of Go Fish. Maverick is decked out in his uniform and Atomic Ninja T-shirt (Available in the lobby! No need for subliminal messages) and Flap is dressed in his fighting duds... an old pair of splash pants and a vintage 1980's ALF T-shirt... The microphones picks up the conversation.
Flap Flanagan - ... and in conclusion that should eliminate any shadow of doubt that both Sykova and Clajack can both simultaneously suck the left AND right testicle of a moose.
Reck stares blankly at Flap for a moment.
Reck Maverick - All I asked was if you had any 3 threes...
Flap Flanagan - Oh... no way cowabunga kid, go fishies!
Maverick picks up a card, studies it and lays it down with a King from his hand.
Flap Flanagan - Ah futt! I was gonna ask for a King. So are you ready for your match tonight against them mother futters... and do got any......... sevens?
Reck Maverick - No dude, go fish.
Flap draws a card and curses.
Reck Maverick - As for my match tonight, hell yeah I'm ready dude. I mean it's not like I'm wrestling REAL superstars like you, Mr. Capaci, or Macros... Nah, I'm wrestling chump-change second stringers... Got a 6?
Flap FlanaganNo brother man, go fish. But these crazy futters your fighting are champions! Got a queen?
Reck draws a card and places it in his hand. He looks at Flap and shakes his head in a 'no' gesture and Flap draws a card.
Reck Maverick - Champions? Please. Flap, you've been in the game almost as long as I have. You know that there are only one reason to give a wrestler a championship... Which is to get a talent over... which the ONLY reason Jay and T willingly lost that match.
Flap Flanagan - How do you know that laid down?
Reck Maverick - Remember brother I've battled Jay and Tito in the past, they are among the best in the world. The pitiful offense of Midnight Felon and the Bad Boy Killa shouldn't have even caused those two to break a sweat. As for the Duke - Much as I love the dude and idolize him, his ship sailed in the eighties. The only reason he's the Valor champion is because Mr. Capaci needed a veteran talent and Duke was the only one still in combat - unfortunately Duke stopped being over when Wrestling Main-stream and the fans stopped giving a damn about shooters and started root for guys like us...
Flap Flanagan - Because we are cute?
Reck Maverick - Not only that but because we are ENTERTAINING. Wrestling is only 50% of the game these days. Remember Flap, a few ago I was almost identical to George. Talking smack about all the goth gimmicks floating around the Indies and trying to legitimately hurt dudes. But what separates my from my idol is the fact that I evolved from petty thug to Sports Entertainment Superstar. I make twice as much from peddling my merch then I do from actually wrestling. It's super sweet. Got a 4?
Flap hands him a card and Maverick lays them on the table.
Reck Maverick - But hey if the Dukester wants to continue living in a bygone era, who the hell am I to stop him. Got a Jack?
Flap Flanagan - Go fish... what about you other opponent? Whatshisname?
Reck Maverick - *As he draws a card* Victor?
Flap Flanagan - Yessum.
Reck Maverick - He's the crazy bastard on his team.
Flap Flanagan - Out of all those futting lunatics - you say HE'S the crazy bastard!
Reck Maverick - Indeed... See the common factor between the Hot Properties - my team and the Bland and the Boring - them is team unity. All four of my team members are united... as is Duke and Murderous Intent - but Bloodmoon, He's very angry... it seems he doesn't care if it's me, Macros or one of his own team mates. He's not got the team focus, so ironically the biggest member of Team Snore is the weakest link out the four.
Flap Flanagan - Victor's got Big Show syndrome?
Reck Maverick - Big dude that should be on top of the world constantly crashing and burning? Sound about right - good call.
Flap Flanagan - WHEEEEE! Oh got a King?
Maverick indicates that he already laid down his king and Flap mutters something offensive and draws a card, grins like a bastard and lays down his pair of Kings.
Reck Maverick - All in all, I think my team of Superstars totally WHOOPS their team of "wrestlers" in this clash of ideologies. Why? Well, for no other reason then because I'm on the team... And when you got the power of the Atomic Ninja...
Flap Flanagan - You can't futting lose.
Reck Maverick - Precisely!
Reck and Flap do that Knuckle-bump-thingy, and Maverick inspects his cards.
Reck Maverick - Got an Ace Flanchizzle?
Flap Flanagan - Damn!
Flap throws the card at Reck. Maverick picks it up and looks at it.
Reck Maverick - Ha! Duel Aces for POW's Ace in the Hole! I love it!
Maverick's head snaps to the until-now-incognito camera.
Reck Maverick - I know your there!
There is an audible "Oh snap" as the camera quickly shuts off killing the feed.
The End
Flap Flanagan - ... and in conclusion that should eliminate any shadow of doubt that both Sykova and Clajack can both simultaneously suck the left AND right testicle of a moose.
Reck stares blankly at Flap for a moment.
Reck Maverick - All I asked was if you had any 3 threes...
Flap Flanagan - Oh... no way cowabunga kid, go fishies!
Maverick picks up a card, studies it and lays it down with a King from his hand.
Flap Flanagan - Ah futt! I was gonna ask for a King. So are you ready for your match tonight against them mother futters... and do got any......... sevens?
Reck Maverick - No dude, go fish.
Flap draws a card and curses.
Reck Maverick - As for my match tonight, hell yeah I'm ready dude. I mean it's not like I'm wrestling REAL superstars like you, Mr. Capaci, or Macros... Nah, I'm wrestling chump-change second stringers... Got a 6?
Flap FlanaganNo brother man, go fish. But these crazy futters your fighting are champions! Got a queen?
Reck draws a card and places it in his hand. He looks at Flap and shakes his head in a 'no' gesture and Flap draws a card.
Reck Maverick - Champions? Please. Flap, you've been in the game almost as long as I have. You know that there are only one reason to give a wrestler a championship... Which is to get a talent over... which the ONLY reason Jay and T willingly lost that match.
Flap Flanagan - How do you know that laid down?
Reck Maverick - Remember brother I've battled Jay and Tito in the past, they are among the best in the world. The pitiful offense of Midnight Felon and the Bad Boy Killa shouldn't have even caused those two to break a sweat. As for the Duke - Much as I love the dude and idolize him, his ship sailed in the eighties. The only reason he's the Valor champion is because Mr. Capaci needed a veteran talent and Duke was the only one still in combat - unfortunately Duke stopped being over when Wrestling Main-stream and the fans stopped giving a damn about shooters and started root for guys like us...
Flap Flanagan - Because we are cute?
Reck Maverick - Not only that but because we are ENTERTAINING. Wrestling is only 50% of the game these days. Remember Flap, a few ago I was almost identical to George. Talking smack about all the goth gimmicks floating around the Indies and trying to legitimately hurt dudes. But what separates my from my idol is the fact that I evolved from petty thug to Sports Entertainment Superstar. I make twice as much from peddling my merch then I do from actually wrestling. It's super sweet. Got a 4?
Flap hands him a card and Maverick lays them on the table.
Reck Maverick - But hey if the Dukester wants to continue living in a bygone era, who the hell am I to stop him. Got a Jack?
Flap Flanagan - Go fish... what about you other opponent? Whatshisname?
Reck Maverick - *As he draws a card* Victor?
Flap Flanagan - Yessum.
Reck Maverick - He's the crazy bastard on his team.
Flap Flanagan - Out of all those futting lunatics - you say HE'S the crazy bastard!
Reck Maverick - Indeed... See the common factor between the Hot Properties - my team and the Bland and the Boring - them is team unity. All four of my team members are united... as is Duke and Murderous Intent - but Bloodmoon, He's very angry... it seems he doesn't care if it's me, Macros or one of his own team mates. He's not got the team focus, so ironically the biggest member of Team Snore is the weakest link out the four.
Flap Flanagan - Victor's got Big Show syndrome?
Reck Maverick - Big dude that should be on top of the world constantly crashing and burning? Sound about right - good call.
Flap Flanagan - WHEEEEE! Oh got a King?
Maverick indicates that he already laid down his king and Flap mutters something offensive and draws a card, grins like a bastard and lays down his pair of Kings.
Reck Maverick - All in all, I think my team of Superstars totally WHOOPS their team of "wrestlers" in this clash of ideologies. Why? Well, for no other reason then because I'm on the team... And when you got the power of the Atomic Ninja...
Flap Flanagan - You can't futting lose.
Reck Maverick - Precisely!
Reck and Flap do that Knuckle-bump-thingy, and Maverick inspects his cards.
Reck Maverick - Got an Ace Flanchizzle?
Flap Flanagan - Damn!
Flap throws the card at Reck. Maverick picks it up and looks at it.
Reck Maverick - Ha! Duel Aces for POW's Ace in the Hole! I love it!
Maverick's head snaps to the until-now-incognito camera.
Reck Maverick - I know your there!
There is an audible "Oh snap" as the camera quickly shuts off killing the feed.
The End
