Post by night on Mar 31, 2007 2:56:05 GMT -6
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FINAL CUT PRODUCTIONS PROUDLY BRINGS TO YOU...
P.O.S Wrestling?!
ACTION!!!
**Inside Night's studio in the den to his New York home a podium is set up. Sitting in front of the podium are the paid actors Night has on stand-by. The actors are sitting in chair that are spread out facing the podium. Each actor is dressed up to represent a certain wrestler in P.O.W. From the door emerges Night and Daye and they both walk up to the podium and take a look down at the "wrestlers".**
Night: Well I see why they call this place P.O.S wrestling.
Daye: I thought it was POW. Like old Batman T.V Series.
Night: Nah I like P.O.S. Just take a look at them.
**Night motions to all the "wrestlers" in the crowd. One of them jumps up and is intended to look like The Flying Diamond Cutter Man.**
[/color][/i]FDCM: Hey I take offense to that.
Daye: Woah woah easy there buddy.
Night: Of all the people the one person who takes offense has the most unoriginal gimmick I have ever seen.
Daye: What are you talking about? I've never heard a name like that before.
**Both men start to laugh.**
[/color]Night: Let's go down the list here in P.O.S wrestling.
Daye: Alright well we got Rich Morrison coming out of Manhattan.
Night: A fellow New Yorker. Seriously though if you came from Manhattan it just proves how you had a silver spoon shoved in your mouth.
Daye: Also would you pick a god damn nickname already. Jesus.
Night: Is your savior.
Daye: Oh don't do that again.
[color=BlueNight: Alright I guess Morrison is not here. When I say your name please speak up loudly so I don't mark you absent.[/color]
**Night pulls out the P.O.S roll call list and starts reading out names.**
[/color]Night: "Sensationa" Sherr... I mean Shawn Stevens.
"Shawn Stevens": Here.
Night: So you're the champ huh?
"Shawn Stevens": Yes I am.
Daye: How does it feel to be the P.O.S Champion?
"Shawn Stevens": Well I'm a proud P.O.S.
Night: I can see that. Well I know your owner doesn't want me to fight you right away but thats ok. I understand. I wouldn't want the new guy beating my champion in the first day either.
Daye: It's bad for business.
Night: take a seat. Victor Blood... oh forget it he's a waist of my breath.
Daye: Good ole' George Duke.
**An elderly man gets up slowly from his chair with a walker in his hands stabalizing himself.**
[/color]"George Duke": Present.
Night: How in the hell did you become a champion?
Daye: If I had any interest in that title Duke I could snatch it from you in a heartbeat. Just like I beat your ass back in GCW.
Night: Sit down. This one's my favorite. "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick... or as I would like to call him Jim Cornette.
Daye: That is spot on. I've never heard a Ninja sound like a southern guy.
**The actor playing Reck stands up and in his hand you can see a visible tennis racket.**
Night: I KNEW IT! It is Cornette in a mask!
Daye: Kinda obvious.
Night: I'm just going to go ahead and group all the "Horsemen" into one group. You guys are pathetic. I mean seriously pathetic. You had one title by that Lance guy and not even he could hold onto it for long.
Daye: Oh all people to lose it to you lost it to Black.
Night: Hmm how original.
Daye: Yea well so is Night.
Night: Touche. Next up the ever cool tag team of Murderous Intent who are too cool to be here today.
Daye: Yea not really a need for them to be here. They kind of have the tag team championships on code red...LOCKDOWN.
Night: Mr. Showtime, I know your here I saw you and I just want to say this is my show, get it?
**Danny Danielson gets up angrily.**
[/i][/color]"Danny Danielson" Look my daddy says I'm better than you.
Night: Yea well nobody even remembers your daddy so who cares.
Daye: Night your talking to the future there.
Night: Oh yea it's nice to know the future of this business is 5'11.
Daye: Then there is that vixen Fire.
**The women representing Fire stands up... except our version of Fire is much hotter than the real one (no pun intended.. or maybe there was.).**
[/i][/Color]Daye: So I'm guessing the obvious reason they call you Fire is because your hot.
"Fire": Well actually it's because after I guy is done with me they feel like they are on fire.
Night: Crabs.
Daye: Herpes.
Night: I'm sorry Showtime. The medication must be terrible for that.
"Showtime": It is rough.
Night: Nightkiller.. wow. What a joke. Go ahead kill me. Seriously I'm waiting.
Daye: I'm waiting for the Dayekiller. Now if he gets a parter like that....classic.
Night: Yea about as great as Ashley Simpson's singing voice.
Daye: Night that's everyone here.
Night: What about our opponents did they even show?
Daye: Well I think Buchalini did but he was done really quick.
Night: Yea sounds about right. Guess we should get this started then huh.
Daye: P.O.S wrestlers please rise.
**All the wrestlers in attendence stand up**
[/color]Night: Thank you for coming today and on your way out we have free condoms. Speciality offer because we don't want to catch anything from Fire.
CUT AND PRINT!!
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WELCOME TO NIGHTTIME TV!!!
TODAY WE CONTINUE OUR NEVER ENDING JOURNEY WITH OUR "HERO OF WRESTLING" AND "THE KING OF THE SCENE", NIGHT!!
OUR HERO HAS FOUND A NEW HOME FOR HIMSELF IN POW AND IT LOOKS LIKE HE'S ALREADY BOOKED INTO A TAG MATCH TEAMING WITH FELLOW FINAL CUT MEMBER DAYE. THE TWO MEN SQUARE OFF AGAINST.... WELL TWO NOBODIES IN WHAT SHOULD BE DESCRIBED AS A SQUASH MATCH. HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE TITO TO REALIZE WE ARE MAIN EVENTERS? WHEN WILL FIRE STOP CATCHING DISEASES? ARE THE HORSEMEN HERE COMPLETE JOKES? OK SO MAYBE WE KNOW THE ANSWER TO THE LAST ONE BUT OTHER THAN THAT TUNE IN TO FIND OUT!!
**The scene starts inside the house of Night. The camera pans around the house showing the new furniture and accessories that was replaced after the tragic fire that burned it down awhile ago. Inside we see Night sitting on the couch with his BFF, or big fat friend for those not in the know, BO. Bo is eating, as usual, as Night is watching POWTV and before you can say antidisestablishmentarianism Buchalini's promo is done. Night stands there with a blank look on his face fidgeting with the remote to turn it back on.**
Night: Man not again this always happens to my TV in the middle of promos.
Bo: Dude that was it.
Night: There's no way.
Bo: Yea that's it.
Night: All he did was complain about losing 2 matches. I mean Daye said that earlier but I thought he was joking. That was just dissapointing.
Bo: Yea I know what you mean. I was settled in ready for a good long one and then its over before I can get comfortable in your couch and finish my sandwich.
Night: Yea and you scarf those things down fast.
Bo: So I heard you called Daye up the other...day.
Night: Yea we're going to be doing some filming later on this week.
Bo: What we filming?
Night: A documentary.
Bo: Figured that much.
**Daye opens the front door and walks through with the camera in hand and the tripod in the other.**
[/color]Daye: I'm ready.
Night: Good because I found a good source.
Daye: Is the old ball and chain going to let you out?
Night: You do realize we're not married?
Daye: Yea but you might as well be. You live together and you have a baby. She bosses you around and keeps you in check. Sounds like a wife to me.
Bo: Yea pretty much.
Night: Bo since when did you become a relationship expert fatty?
Bo: No need for name-calling.
Daye: Does what were filming have anything to do with our opponents?
Night: No.
Bo: That would only make sense.
Night: Look no need for sarcasm either. The fact is we don't need to really focus too much on these scrubs. The focus is on the future.
Bo: Yea but looking past people means mistakes.
Daye: Bo go eat something.
Bo: Don't mind if I do.
Daye: He's right though Bo. We really don't need to focus too much on these guys. It's going to be a cake walk.
Night: Then on to the fun.
Daye: Ahem...
Night: I was getting to it. P.O.W are you ready for your closeups? Final Cut is ready for ours!
**Night and Daye then stare into the camera as the scene fades to the POWTV logo and then to black.**
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