Post by Flap Flanagan on Mar 30, 2007 19:33:51 GMT -6
*Scene Starts in an Locker room which of course has Flap Flanagan and ALF in there talking the usual Serious Yap they do*
ALF: You see that Earth Bound Brother, we are an Great Tag Team. You do all the work, Dominate the whole match then tag me in to do the Most Entertaining move in this Business THE MELMAC MATING DANCE!
Flap: And that's how you attracted Miss Piggy?
ALF: Well Not really she was more interested in my suitcase full of cats and Pepperoni sticks, then my Unique Dance. But Anyways Flapper I got some very interesting news from POW's Insider Paulie and he says that your half brother Reck Maverick could be looking for an new partner to win Tag Gold. Now I have an idea we should apply for the position.
Flap: Hmm Alfy you implying we both should ask Reider to become his Tag Team partner?
ALF: Are you kidding me? I can't Wrestle I need you to do everything, I want you to ask Reider to reunite the Half brothers, and to win Tag Gold and I'll be the most Powerful Manager ever and once and an while Attack people with my Entertaining Move.
Flap: Radical. So onto other issues who am I fighting this week?
ALF: You are fighting Corbin "Don't Laugh at me cause I look look like an Hyena" Ford.
Flap: Scouting Report?
ALF: Athletic, Stupid, and The Devil wears Prada.
Flap: I thought for sure the Devil wore Tommy Hilfiger.
ALF: Yes he does only on Thanksgiving Day Though.
Flap: Canadian or American Thanksgiving?
ALF: Jamaican.
Flap: That's off the Wowzizes. Back To Corbin Ford now if Corbin thinks he can out wrestle the Flanchise he must either be High on Tabasco Sauce or well he could actually might be able to out wrestle me.
ALF: Like that Could happen, You were Trained by Yuko Tyke the Third and he was the best damn Trainer ever, so no one can out wrestle you.
Flap: Well He was the best Trainer ever, However too bad he never taught me how to wrestle.
ALF: Yeah that is an shame. Meh we can't dwell on yesterday's faults time for....
Flap: DR PEPPER WHEEEE!
ALF: You see that Earth Bound Brother, we are an Great Tag Team. You do all the work, Dominate the whole match then tag me in to do the Most Entertaining move in this Business THE MELMAC MATING DANCE!
Flap: And that's how you attracted Miss Piggy?
ALF: Well Not really she was more interested in my suitcase full of cats and Pepperoni sticks, then my Unique Dance. But Anyways Flapper I got some very interesting news from POW's Insider Paulie and he says that your half brother Reck Maverick could be looking for an new partner to win Tag Gold. Now I have an idea we should apply for the position.
Flap: Hmm Alfy you implying we both should ask Reider to become his Tag Team partner?
ALF: Are you kidding me? I can't Wrestle I need you to do everything, I want you to ask Reider to reunite the Half brothers, and to win Tag Gold and I'll be the most Powerful Manager ever and once and an while Attack people with my Entertaining Move.
Flap: Radical. So onto other issues who am I fighting this week?
ALF: You are fighting Corbin "Don't Laugh at me cause I look look like an Hyena" Ford.
Flap: Scouting Report?
ALF: Athletic, Stupid, and The Devil wears Prada.
Flap: I thought for sure the Devil wore Tommy Hilfiger.
ALF: Yes he does only on Thanksgiving Day Though.
Flap: Canadian or American Thanksgiving?
ALF: Jamaican.
Flap: That's off the Wowzizes. Back To Corbin Ford now if Corbin thinks he can out wrestle the Flanchise he must either be High on Tabasco Sauce or well he could actually might be able to out wrestle me.
ALF: Like that Could happen, You were Trained by Yuko Tyke the Third and he was the best damn Trainer ever, so no one can out wrestle you.
Flap: Well He was the best Trainer ever, However too bad he never taught me how to wrestle.
ALF: Yeah that is an shame. Meh we can't dwell on yesterday's faults time for....
Flap: DR PEPPER WHEEEE!