Post by Flap Flanagan on Mar 25, 2007 20:19:23 GMT -6
*Scene Opens in a Locker room somewhere in an Building, Anyways Flap Flanagan and ALF are discussing an Game Plan for there Upcoming Match Against Sykova and Clajack*
ALF: So Flap what your telling me is that When you were in an Coma for 6 months Jessica Went to your side and did some Special CPR on you and Maria seen this and broke up with you without you doing anything to cause this?
Flap: Yesum, All I did was Spunk up Jessica a few times a day for 6 months but I had no control over that come on I was in a damn Coma it's not like I told Flapper Junior to rise for the occasion those times.
ALF: So I guess when you found out about Maria leaving you and Jessica stealing your Vitamin C a few times a day for 6 months, you felt like Shawn Stevens when He Found out his Rubber Duckie Charles had gotten genital herpes from the affair with the Cookie Monster.
Flap: hmmm not exactly... So is that why Stevens takes 8 pills every 2 minutes?
ALF: No Shawn has an headache disease or something. So you gonna Phone Maria and try to patch things up?
Flap: I have tried but she must have disconnected her phone or something. Hey wait one second enough of my past Where here in the present now and my Wrestling career is back in gear and it starts all again against Sykova and Clajack who think they have what it takes to take us down well they got another thing coming since Let's Face it Nobody under 6'3 can with stand the Almighty and DANGEROUS Rollup of DOOM!
ALF: Hmmm Flap Sorry to interrupt your emotional Little Tie raid but Sykova is 6'6 and Clajack is I think taller.
Flap: Well That's Flantastic, I haven't took down anybody the tall with the Rollup of Doom Before , Shitz I might just have to use the moved that Retired Mister Gregory Tymes...
ALF: Damn you promised me you would never use that move unless you were really desperate.
Flap: Well ALF what else could I do to take down our 6'6 opponents come on let's be realistic there about an foot taller then me, 3 foot taller then you and there weight combine out weighs us by at least 300+ pounds. So I got to use the move.
ALF: OK but wait Can you still lift 250lbs dead weight, you were in an coma for 6 months and you have lost 20+ lbs and could barley lift an Dr Pepper can last week so can you really honestly lift up one of these guys for the Flan 5?
Flap: Did Sea Biscuit stop racing cause he had a heavy jockey, NO! Did Ken Shamrock Stop being treated an bitch by Tito Ortiz, NO! Did Oprah Winfrey Stop Eating, NO! And I Flap Flanagan ain't gonna let an Coma ruin my Wrestling Career. I woke up from the coma Stronger then EVER! Just Last Night I Lifted an Car from the ground so I feel Confident I can Lift Sykova or Clajack in this match to deliver The FLAN 5!
ALF: Hmmm Flap you lifted an Hot Wheel Toy Car that weighs not even an pound.
Flap: Well it seemed heavier then that at the time.
*Knock at the door, and woman's voice is heard*
Woman: Hello Anybody Home?
Flap: Holy Ninja Spoons it's...
ALF: Sheryl Crow? Tina Turner? Lois Lane? Tori Spelling? Josh Eagles?
Flap: It's.....
*The End*
ALF: So Flap what your telling me is that When you were in an Coma for 6 months Jessica Went to your side and did some Special CPR on you and Maria seen this and broke up with you without you doing anything to cause this?
Flap: Yesum, All I did was Spunk up Jessica a few times a day for 6 months but I had no control over that come on I was in a damn Coma it's not like I told Flapper Junior to rise for the occasion those times.
ALF: So I guess when you found out about Maria leaving you and Jessica stealing your Vitamin C a few times a day for 6 months, you felt like Shawn Stevens when He Found out his Rubber Duckie Charles had gotten genital herpes from the affair with the Cookie Monster.
Flap: hmmm not exactly... So is that why Stevens takes 8 pills every 2 minutes?
ALF: No Shawn has an headache disease or something. So you gonna Phone Maria and try to patch things up?
Flap: I have tried but she must have disconnected her phone or something. Hey wait one second enough of my past Where here in the present now and my Wrestling career is back in gear and it starts all again against Sykova and Clajack who think they have what it takes to take us down well they got another thing coming since Let's Face it Nobody under 6'3 can with stand the Almighty and DANGEROUS Rollup of DOOM!
ALF: Hmmm Flap Sorry to interrupt your emotional Little Tie raid but Sykova is 6'6 and Clajack is I think taller.
Flap: Well That's Flantastic, I haven't took down anybody the tall with the Rollup of Doom Before , Shitz I might just have to use the moved that Retired Mister Gregory Tymes...
ALF: Damn you promised me you would never use that move unless you were really desperate.
Flap: Well ALF what else could I do to take down our 6'6 opponents come on let's be realistic there about an foot taller then me, 3 foot taller then you and there weight combine out weighs us by at least 300+ pounds. So I got to use the move.
ALF: OK but wait Can you still lift 250lbs dead weight, you were in an coma for 6 months and you have lost 20+ lbs and could barley lift an Dr Pepper can last week so can you really honestly lift up one of these guys for the Flan 5?
Flap: Did Sea Biscuit stop racing cause he had a heavy jockey, NO! Did Ken Shamrock Stop being treated an bitch by Tito Ortiz, NO! Did Oprah Winfrey Stop Eating, NO! And I Flap Flanagan ain't gonna let an Coma ruin my Wrestling Career. I woke up from the coma Stronger then EVER! Just Last Night I Lifted an Car from the ground so I feel Confident I can Lift Sykova or Clajack in this match to deliver The FLAN 5!
ALF: Hmmm Flap you lifted an Hot Wheel Toy Car that weighs not even an pound.
Flap: Well it seemed heavier then that at the time.
*Knock at the door, and woman's voice is heard*
Woman: Hello Anybody Home?
Flap: Holy Ninja Spoons it's...
ALF: Sheryl Crow? Tina Turner? Lois Lane? Tori Spelling? Josh Eagles?
Flap: It's.....
*The End*