Post by Reck Maverick on Mar 26, 2007 16:21:02 GMT -6
For a change of pace, the scene begins at Ringside...
Alex Pilgrim - Ladies and Gentlemen, We have just learned that we are about to hear from a special guest.
Tony Almanti - Oh please, Please, PLEASE LET IT BE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!
Alex gives Tony a "Smarten up dumbass" look.
Alex Pilgrim - I have no idea WHO it is... But I KNOW it isn't SMG
Tony Almanti - Aw... SON OF A BI...
Alex Pilgrim - Now, now that isn't very politically correct.
Suddenly the lights die through out the building and is replaced by Green lights everywhere! It's like a friggin' St. Patrick's day Nightmare! Now a new Guitar riff fills the P.A. system and 4 words no one in their right mind thought they would ever hear in POW...
GOOOOO GREEN RAN-GER.... GO!
GOOOOO GREEN RAN-GER.... GO!
A Green spotlight flashes to the TOP of the entrance area as the MOTHER FUTTING GREEN DRAGON POWER RANGER appears! He flips off the top and lands on his feet and hits a Super Sentai pose as GREEN pyro goes off behind him!
Alex Pilgrim - Wait, I thought we didn't have a pyrotechnics budget?!
Tony Almanti - It's the Green Friggin' Ranger Alex... ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE FOR THE GREEN RANGER!
The Green Ranger walks down the aisle, Slapping high fives with the fans as they scream along with the theme song
GOOOOOO GREEN RAN-GER.... GO!
The Green Ranger walks up the steps and ascends to the top turnbuckle and pulls out the Dragon Dagger - The Zyusouken, from the black holster and plays the fanfare of Dragon Ceaser - The Legendary DragonZord... And suddenly all the green lights die out and are slowly replaced with a pulsating Red and Blue light... The Red and Blue lights only signify one thing... The Green Ranger goes to remove his helmet.
Tony Almanti - HOLY SPIT!
Alex Pilgrim - It's POW's resident hero!
indeed - upon the removal of the helmet, the Dragon Ranger's identity is revealed to not be Jason David Frank or Shiro Izumi but rather the one dude that everyone loves... Hero of The Story, The Star of the Show... "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick!
He flips off the turnbuckle and hits an Atomic Ninja-worthy Ninja pose in the middle of the ring as the Green Ranger theme is replaced by Reck's own theme song - "His World." The music scales down to between 10 and 15% so that the crowd can still hear over Maverick's words. Reck grabs a microphone from a ringside attendant.
Reck Maverick - *Looking around at the crowd, shrugging*Who were you expecting? The Kansas City Bad Boy?
Maverick gives the TRADEMARK Thumbs up as the crowd laughs.
Reck Maverick - What do y'all think of the new duds? Victor Bloodmoon said I was a Power Ranger Reject and George Duke said I was Green. If you put two and two together you get... BLAMAGE! The Green Ranger! Put you know something... Green really isn't my color...
Reck Maverick pulls something out of Hammerspace (Look it up)... It appears to be a Power Morpher - But written on it is "Power On Wrestling" and the Coin in the center has Maverick's logo engraved on it. Reck holds it to the sky.
Reck Maverick - Reck Maverick.... Atomic Ninja.... POWER UP!
A White flash fills the arena. When the cameras re-adjust to the light Maverick is back in his Trademark Red and Black form-fitting Ninja Uniform. He throws the Morpher into the air and catches it. He continues to study it as he brings the microphone up to his now masked mouth.
Reck Maverick - You know Reckrophiliacs... I think my opponents this week made a SERIOUS mistake when they started to mock the Power Rangers. Those cats are probably the toughest dudes I've EVER seen! I mean the get blown up 24 / 7 and are constantly being pitched on the top of Giant robots and need to mention the Multi-coloured Spandex uniforms? You are NOT Hardcore until you wear Multi-coloured Spandex!
And like they did with the Power Rangers... The current Villains of the week made jokes about myself and my esteem partners for the week - my radical partner Macros, and the temporary heroes Mr. Showtime and Fire. I analysis the speech patterns of the interviews of Bloodmoon, Duke and M.I. and I came up with some humourous results!
When one of the Murderous Intent starting making fun of my Grandmother's basement, something didn't click and I found out that the comments that they, along with George Duke made where made out of INTIMIDATION! Not Confidence. They tried to come off as EGOTISTICAL as BBK would say, but in REALITY they are scared to death of the imposing threat of the 'Hot Properties' - Maverick, Macros, Showtime and Fire. The way those dudes where trying to insult us and make their petty threats.... HA! I should noticed it right away.
Break MY arms and MY legs? Duke... I'm a friggin' Ninja and as Victor said a POWER RANGER! You can't hurt me dude! I'm untouchable... and for my partners - I got three more Morphers available. Trust me dudes and dudette, you feel the power that the Atomic Ninja is bringing and the 4 cowering fools will get a WHOOPING of... Morphinominal... proportions.
I shouldn't even HAVE to say it this point - but for the un-informed... I am the HERO of the STORY, the STAR of the SHOW... and with three of the most marketable, most talented Hot Properties in POW on my side... the ending of the story is CRYSTAL CLEAR! What's the ending you say... The same as always - Team M & M is the clear cut winning... and we didn't even have to cheat! NINJA VANISH!
A Puff of Smoke and our hero vanishes into the shadows.
THE END.
Alex Pilgrim - Ladies and Gentlemen, We have just learned that we are about to hear from a special guest.
Tony Almanti - Oh please, Please, PLEASE LET IT BE SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR!
Alex gives Tony a "Smarten up dumbass" look.
Alex Pilgrim - I have no idea WHO it is... But I KNOW it isn't SMG
Tony Almanti - Aw... SON OF A BI...
Alex Pilgrim - Now, now that isn't very politically correct.
Suddenly the lights die through out the building and is replaced by Green lights everywhere! It's like a friggin' St. Patrick's day Nightmare! Now a new Guitar riff fills the P.A. system and 4 words no one in their right mind thought they would ever hear in POW...
GOOOOO GREEN RAN-GER.... GO!
GOOOOO GREEN RAN-GER.... GO!
A Green spotlight flashes to the TOP of the entrance area as the MOTHER FUTTING GREEN DRAGON POWER RANGER appears! He flips off the top and lands on his feet and hits a Super Sentai pose as GREEN pyro goes off behind him!
Alex Pilgrim - Wait, I thought we didn't have a pyrotechnics budget?!
Tony Almanti - It's the Green Friggin' Ranger Alex... ALL THINGS ARE POSSIBLE FOR THE GREEN RANGER!
The Green Ranger walks down the aisle, Slapping high fives with the fans as they scream along with the theme song
GOOOOOO GREEN RAN-GER.... GO!
The Green Ranger walks up the steps and ascends to the top turnbuckle and pulls out the Dragon Dagger - The Zyusouken, from the black holster and plays the fanfare of Dragon Ceaser - The Legendary DragonZord... And suddenly all the green lights die out and are slowly replaced with a pulsating Red and Blue light... The Red and Blue lights only signify one thing... The Green Ranger goes to remove his helmet.
Tony Almanti - HOLY SPIT!
Alex Pilgrim - It's POW's resident hero!
indeed - upon the removal of the helmet, the Dragon Ranger's identity is revealed to not be Jason David Frank or Shiro Izumi but rather the one dude that everyone loves... Hero of The Story, The Star of the Show... "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick!
He flips off the turnbuckle and hits an Atomic Ninja-worthy Ninja pose in the middle of the ring as the Green Ranger theme is replaced by Reck's own theme song - "His World." The music scales down to between 10 and 15% so that the crowd can still hear over Maverick's words. Reck grabs a microphone from a ringside attendant.
Reck Maverick - *Looking around at the crowd, shrugging*Who were you expecting? The Kansas City Bad Boy?
Maverick gives the TRADEMARK Thumbs up as the crowd laughs.
Reck Maverick - What do y'all think of the new duds? Victor Bloodmoon said I was a Power Ranger Reject and George Duke said I was Green. If you put two and two together you get... BLAMAGE! The Green Ranger! Put you know something... Green really isn't my color...
Reck Maverick pulls something out of Hammerspace (Look it up)... It appears to be a Power Morpher - But written on it is "Power On Wrestling" and the Coin in the center has Maverick's logo engraved on it. Reck holds it to the sky.
Reck Maverick - Reck Maverick.... Atomic Ninja.... POWER UP!
A White flash fills the arena. When the cameras re-adjust to the light Maverick is back in his Trademark Red and Black form-fitting Ninja Uniform. He throws the Morpher into the air and catches it. He continues to study it as he brings the microphone up to his now masked mouth.
Reck Maverick - You know Reckrophiliacs... I think my opponents this week made a SERIOUS mistake when they started to mock the Power Rangers. Those cats are probably the toughest dudes I've EVER seen! I mean the get blown up 24 / 7 and are constantly being pitched on the top of Giant robots and need to mention the Multi-coloured Spandex uniforms? You are NOT Hardcore until you wear Multi-coloured Spandex!
And like they did with the Power Rangers... The current Villains of the week made jokes about myself and my esteem partners for the week - my radical partner Macros, and the temporary heroes Mr. Showtime and Fire. I analysis the speech patterns of the interviews of Bloodmoon, Duke and M.I. and I came up with some humourous results!
When one of the Murderous Intent starting making fun of my Grandmother's basement, something didn't click and I found out that the comments that they, along with George Duke made where made out of INTIMIDATION! Not Confidence. They tried to come off as EGOTISTICAL as BBK would say, but in REALITY they are scared to death of the imposing threat of the 'Hot Properties' - Maverick, Macros, Showtime and Fire. The way those dudes where trying to insult us and make their petty threats.... HA! I should noticed it right away.
Break MY arms and MY legs? Duke... I'm a friggin' Ninja and as Victor said a POWER RANGER! You can't hurt me dude! I'm untouchable... and for my partners - I got three more Morphers available. Trust me dudes and dudette, you feel the power that the Atomic Ninja is bringing and the 4 cowering fools will get a WHOOPING of... Morphinominal... proportions.
I shouldn't even HAVE to say it this point - but for the un-informed... I am the HERO of the STORY, the STAR of the SHOW... and with three of the most marketable, most talented Hot Properties in POW on my side... the ending of the story is CRYSTAL CLEAR! What's the ending you say... The same as always - Team M & M is the clear cut winning... and we didn't even have to cheat! NINJA VANISH!
A Puff of Smoke and our hero vanishes into the shadows.
THE END.
