Post by Flap Flanagan on Mar 25, 2007 11:50:49 GMT -6
* In an Locker room with The King of the Dr Pepper Mountain aka Flanchise Flap Flanagan and he is with the Melmac Avenger aka ALF*
ALF: Finally The Flapanise One and the Best Damn Thing The Planet Melmac produced have finally arrived in the newest and Finest damn Wrestling establishment since that Carmen Electra Wrestling one.
Flap: My Alien Brother are you Mumbling off stuff again?
ALF: Oh Testify My Dr Pepper Addicted Brother. Has we prepare for our first match in this Radical Place which by the way doesn't have Rats, The Plaque of DA Tooth or a guy named Kimo Leopoldo. But let's talk about our match and our opponents which I have been told by your Half brother that these guys are helluva tag team they eat,breed and Sleep Wrestling.....
Flap: What The Hell!?
ALF: What! They have 3 kids.
Flap: ...... DAMN!
ALF: But Then Again POW's Insider Paulie said that Sykova and Clajack are Rushian Aliens from the planet Rushmore. Which means that we actually have an chance in this match since every Alien Outside of Planet Rushmore knows that Rushian Aliens Can't wrestle up to par with the King of the Dr Pepper Mountain and an Melmac Alien who has Big Genitals. So get ready.. Cause ALF is Here with his Planet Earth Brother who has Big EARS!
Flap: What The Hell? Our Promo can't be Done already i mean Sykova and Clajack's Promo was longer then this.
ALF: Well If Sykova and Clajack Jumped off an Bridge would you?
Flap: No Way Jose, I tried that once when Reider told me I wouldn't fall since my ears would glide me to safety. And Let's just say after being in an coma for 6 Months it taught me things.
ALF: Never Listen to Reider?
Flap: No, it Taught me that Little Flapper can still work when your in an coma.. Just ask Jessica she thought she was giving CPR for 6 months.
ALF: So she saved your life?
Flap: Yesum. Shouldn't we Switch the topic back to Sykova and Clajack?
ALF: Sure Why Not, Sykova and Clajack You Boyettes better Take your Birth COntrol, Burn all your dresses, Eat Some Cat and Pray for some Balls!
Flap: Dude Where's my Dr Pepper?
ALF: Wherever You Last Put it.
Flap: Shitz off to the Boobie club again.
ALF: Thatz 11 times in 3 days.
Flap: My Bad.
ALF: Yeah i can see how bad you feel about going back to that Boobie Club.
Flap: I do Boobies scare me.....
ALF: Yeah sure, and I hate Eating Cats.
Flap: It's time it's time It's Boobie Smooching Time WHEEEE!
ALF: I need Some Pussy.
Flap: WHEEEE!
*The End*
ALF: Finally The Flapanise One and the Best Damn Thing The Planet Melmac produced have finally arrived in the newest and Finest damn Wrestling establishment since that Carmen Electra Wrestling one.
Flap: My Alien Brother are you Mumbling off stuff again?
ALF: Oh Testify My Dr Pepper Addicted Brother. Has we prepare for our first match in this Radical Place which by the way doesn't have Rats, The Plaque of DA Tooth or a guy named Kimo Leopoldo. But let's talk about our match and our opponents which I have been told by your Half brother that these guys are helluva tag team they eat,breed and Sleep Wrestling.....
Flap: What The Hell!?
ALF: What! They have 3 kids.
Flap: ...... DAMN!
ALF: But Then Again POW's Insider Paulie said that Sykova and Clajack are Rushian Aliens from the planet Rushmore. Which means that we actually have an chance in this match since every Alien Outside of Planet Rushmore knows that Rushian Aliens Can't wrestle up to par with the King of the Dr Pepper Mountain and an Melmac Alien who has Big Genitals. So get ready.. Cause ALF is Here with his Planet Earth Brother who has Big EARS!
Flap: What The Hell? Our Promo can't be Done already i mean Sykova and Clajack's Promo was longer then this.
ALF: Well If Sykova and Clajack Jumped off an Bridge would you?
Flap: No Way Jose, I tried that once when Reider told me I wouldn't fall since my ears would glide me to safety. And Let's just say after being in an coma for 6 Months it taught me things.
ALF: Never Listen to Reider?
Flap: No, it Taught me that Little Flapper can still work when your in an coma.. Just ask Jessica she thought she was giving CPR for 6 months.
ALF: So she saved your life?
Flap: Yesum. Shouldn't we Switch the topic back to Sykova and Clajack?
ALF: Sure Why Not, Sykova and Clajack You Boyettes better Take your Birth COntrol, Burn all your dresses, Eat Some Cat and Pray for some Balls!
Flap: Dude Where's my Dr Pepper?
ALF: Wherever You Last Put it.
Flap: Shitz off to the Boobie club again.
ALF: Thatz 11 times in 3 days.
Flap: My Bad.
ALF: Yeah i can see how bad you feel about going back to that Boobie Club.
Flap: I do Boobies scare me.....
ALF: Yeah sure, and I hate Eating Cats.
Flap: It's time it's time It's Boobie Smooching Time WHEEEE!
ALF: I need Some Pussy.
Flap: WHEEEE!
*The End*