Post by Reck Maverick on Mar 17, 2007 9:56:19 GMT -6
Deep in the bowels of the building, Reck Maverick is slowly going through his Kata with his Blade of Legend, his mind - no doubt is locked on the visual image of one Jason Dread, a man who thought it would be cute to crack the Hero with a steel folding chair.
As Maverick goes through the motions, a voice echoes throughout the area and forces Maverick to lose his focus. He looks over to the source the sound.
"You're doing it wrong!"
It was the voice of Reck Maverick's older brother, rather older HALF-Brother and former multi-time World's Champion - "The Flanchise" Flap Flanagan.
Reck Maverick - Oh, like you would know dude! I do this every day, what do you do? You sit on your ass drinking Dr. Pepper and playing on-line poker with that vile Josh Eagles.
Flap Flanagan - and I kick his butt every futting time - WHEEEEEE!
Reck Maverick - Irrelevant... The fact remains you haven't done anything productive since UWL went under, and that give absolutely no credibility to critique my performance you Big Eared Mother F...
Flap Flanagan - Ta, Ta... you're suppose to be a hero... and heroes don't talk like that!
Reck Maverick - Hm... Good point, what brings you to the Maverick's Lair brother?
Flap pulls out a small piece of paper.
Flap Flanagan - I got a TICKET! WHEEEEEE!
Reck Maverick - Does that ticket give you a backstage pass?
Flap inspects his ticket.
Flap Flanagan - hm... Nope, it gives me a free muffin!
Reck Maverick - What!?
Reck walks over to his brother and grabs the ticket from Flanagan's hands... he looks at it and his shoulders drop as he looks at Flap.
Reck Maverick - Dude, this isn't a ticket... IT'S A COUPON FOR TIM FRIGGIN' HORTON'S! Where did you get this?
Flap Flanagan - From the ticket guy out front.
Reck Maverick - ... Did this dude have a black trench coat and the smell of salmon on him?
Flap Flanagan - Yeah!
Reck Maverick - Flap, that was Donny... He's a ticket scalper that lives in the Casino's dumpster... He's also a Con-Artist... NEVER BUY STUFF FROM DONNY! Capiche?
Flap Flanagan - Fuh-gedaboudit!
Maverick covers Flap's mouth with his gloved hand and makes a "shh" gesture with the other.
Reck Maverick - Do NOT start that again Flap, I don't want to get my ass fired.
Flap Flanagan - Capiche!
Reck Maverick - *sigh* *Reck takes some cash out of his nearby equipment bag and hands it to Flap* Look dude, I have a big match against this moron Jason Dread... Well actually I wouldn't call it a match... More like an annihilation, I'm making Jason face the Blade of Justice for his actions at the last TV. Long story short, between me WHOOPING Dread's ass, watching Macros back and making sure that the Boss walks away with the Tag straps - I don't have time to baby sit you and your cronies... speaking of which WHERE is Maria and ALF?
Flap Flanagan - Over there playing with your Nun-chukus.
Sure enough, Reck looks over in the direction Flap is pointing and there are the rest of Team FLA swings Maverick's Nun-Chukus like morons.
Maria - Hi Reck!
ALF - What's up dude?!
Maverick's eye twitches...
Reck Maverick - Put those down... AND GET OVER HERE!
ALF and Maria look at each other with their lower lips quivering, they drop the Nun-chukus and run behind Flap.
Flap Flanagan - Was that REALLY needed?
Reck Maverick - ... Remember MSG?
Flap Flanagan - Hm... Yeah, you are right.
Reck Maverick - Look, just take this money and go and see Sarah at the ticket booth. Give her the money and tell her that Reck said "Plan F" - Can you remember that?
Flap Flanagan - Yep!
Reck thinks to himself for a second. He then walks over to a nearby table and writes something on a post-it. He walks back over to his Brother and sticks the note on Flap's jacket collar... It reads.
Sarah,
This is my Brother, Flap and his friends.
Execute plan F. Thanks.
~ Maverick.
Flap looks at the note.
Flap Flanagan - WHEEEE!
Flap, Maria and ALF run out of the room. Mavericks grabs his sword and goes back to his Kata.
Reck Maverick - Now that Flap's here I'm going to be even MORE agitated... Which means more PAIN for Jason Dread... This is definitely NOT going to be his shining moment... MUHAHAHAHA!
To Be Continued...
As Maverick goes through the motions, a voice echoes throughout the area and forces Maverick to lose his focus. He looks over to the source the sound.
"You're doing it wrong!"
It was the voice of Reck Maverick's older brother, rather older HALF-Brother and former multi-time World's Champion - "The Flanchise" Flap Flanagan.
Reck Maverick - Oh, like you would know dude! I do this every day, what do you do? You sit on your ass drinking Dr. Pepper and playing on-line poker with that vile Josh Eagles.
Flap Flanagan - and I kick his butt every futting time - WHEEEEEE!
Reck Maverick - Irrelevant... The fact remains you haven't done anything productive since UWL went under, and that give absolutely no credibility to critique my performance you Big Eared Mother F...
Flap Flanagan - Ta, Ta... you're suppose to be a hero... and heroes don't talk like that!
Reck Maverick - Hm... Good point, what brings you to the Maverick's Lair brother?
Flap pulls out a small piece of paper.
Flap Flanagan - I got a TICKET! WHEEEEEE!
Reck Maverick - Does that ticket give you a backstage pass?
Flap inspects his ticket.
Flap Flanagan - hm... Nope, it gives me a free muffin!
Reck Maverick - What!?
Reck walks over to his brother and grabs the ticket from Flanagan's hands... he looks at it and his shoulders drop as he looks at Flap.
Reck Maverick - Dude, this isn't a ticket... IT'S A COUPON FOR TIM FRIGGIN' HORTON'S! Where did you get this?
Flap Flanagan - From the ticket guy out front.
Reck Maverick - ... Did this dude have a black trench coat and the smell of salmon on him?
Flap Flanagan - Yeah!
Reck Maverick - Flap, that was Donny... He's a ticket scalper that lives in the Casino's dumpster... He's also a Con-Artist... NEVER BUY STUFF FROM DONNY! Capiche?
Flap Flanagan - Fuh-gedaboudit!
Maverick covers Flap's mouth with his gloved hand and makes a "shh" gesture with the other.
Reck Maverick - Do NOT start that again Flap, I don't want to get my ass fired.
Flap Flanagan - Capiche!
Reck Maverick - *sigh* *Reck takes some cash out of his nearby equipment bag and hands it to Flap* Look dude, I have a big match against this moron Jason Dread... Well actually I wouldn't call it a match... More like an annihilation, I'm making Jason face the Blade of Justice for his actions at the last TV. Long story short, between me WHOOPING Dread's ass, watching Macros back and making sure that the Boss walks away with the Tag straps - I don't have time to baby sit you and your cronies... speaking of which WHERE is Maria and ALF?
Flap Flanagan - Over there playing with your Nun-chukus.
Sure enough, Reck looks over in the direction Flap is pointing and there are the rest of Team FLA swings Maverick's Nun-Chukus like morons.
Maria - Hi Reck!
ALF - What's up dude?!
Maverick's eye twitches...
Reck Maverick - Put those down... AND GET OVER HERE!
ALF and Maria look at each other with their lower lips quivering, they drop the Nun-chukus and run behind Flap.
Flap Flanagan - Was that REALLY needed?
Reck Maverick - ... Remember MSG?
Flap Flanagan - Hm... Yeah, you are right.
Reck Maverick - Look, just take this money and go and see Sarah at the ticket booth. Give her the money and tell her that Reck said "Plan F" - Can you remember that?
Flap Flanagan - Yep!
Reck thinks to himself for a second. He then walks over to a nearby table and writes something on a post-it. He walks back over to his Brother and sticks the note on Flap's jacket collar... It reads.
Sarah,
This is my Brother, Flap and his friends.
Execute plan F. Thanks.
~ Maverick.
Flap looks at the note.
Flap Flanagan - WHEEEE!
Flap, Maria and ALF run out of the room. Mavericks grabs his sword and goes back to his Kata.
Reck Maverick - Now that Flap's here I'm going to be even MORE agitated... Which means more PAIN for Jason Dread... This is definitely NOT going to be his shining moment... MUHAHAHAHA!
To Be Continued...
