Post by Reck Maverick on Mar 6, 2007 20:09:38 GMT -6
One of our Heroes - Reck Maverick, is in an abandoned hallway. He is wearing a sombrero and a pancho over his ninja uniform and is laying on a beach chair. The sombrero is tilted down over his eyes. The camera tilts down one hallway - nothing in sight, it tilts down the other - still nothing. The camera re-focuses on Maverick as the classic tune of "The Good, the Bad and The Ugly" plays gently and a tumbleweed rolls through the camera view. Greg Kilgreen enters the scene. He approaches our hero and gently taps him on the shoulder....
Maverick bounds from the chair and draws his Blade of Legend... He looks around wildly, then notices Greg and re-sheathes his sword. He approaches the Interview Guru of POW as he removes the poncho and sombrero.
Reck Maverick - It's quiet through these here halls...
He quickly shifts his eyes around the area.
Reck Maverick - A little TOO quiet! Have you heard from Dread-head this week Greg?
Greg Kilgreen - Not yet...
Reck Maverick - Neither have I. Do you actually think that the great Jason Dread - The man who thrives on competition, has actually left his partner - That darn Duke man - High and dry to face the sweet and sour duo of Reck Maverick and Macros Vitruvious?
Greg Kilgreen - Well, the current rumour is that Jason's car broke down on the way to the arena tonight....
Reck Maverick - HA! A likely event. Everyone knows that one's car only breaks down when it's relevant to the plot and in this story, Jason Dread's car breaking down is NOT relevant. You see Gregory this story has 3 clean acts.
ACT 1 - We stand in front of these cameras, as I am doing now and spew humourous anecdotes and idle threats. You know, playing the game of mental and verbal chess in a feeble attempt at obtaining the phychological edge over the enemy.
ACT 2 - The grand spectacle of a Professional Wrestlers entrance. The first moment the paying faithful lay their eyes on their most beloved of heroes... or most vile of villains. The loud and fast music, the flashes lights and smoke set the stage, get the crowd pumped and ready to rock on the brutal battle they are about to witness.
ACT 3 - The moment everyone waits for... The forces of Good and Evil lock horns and wage war to determine which among them is truely the best and which one is worthy enought for the rank of 'Champion.'
As you can see Greg, in this plot - the car breaking down is indeed irrelevant. No, I see it different dude. The way I see it is on this night Jason Dread's fear of failure far outweighs his addicition of competition. He knows that no matter what tricks he tries, no matter what stunt he pulls... he KNOWS that it would not be enough to defeat the combined forces of Marcos and Maverick. So he decided to leave his "partner" George Duke to face us alone... and that is sad and pitiful.
Greg Kilgreen - Do you actually believe what you are saying Reck Maverick! Jason Dread has proven that he is ANYTHING but a... but a COWARD!
Reck Maverick - Hey, don't get me wrong man, I do NOT want to believe it... but seriously where is he? and for the record I did NOT use the word coward - that was ALL YOU Greg. I just said that there is something fishy going on in the KC. But if Jason has a beef with my words, well we can work it out in the ring. NINJA VANISH!
A puff of Smoke and Maverick vanishes. Greg goes to look at the camera and BLAM! A second puff and Maverick RETURNS... He walks over and grabs his beach chair.
Reck Maverick - Forgot the damn chair... NINJA VANISH REDUX!
Reck vanishes again as the scene ends.
The End!
Maverick bounds from the chair and draws his Blade of Legend... He looks around wildly, then notices Greg and re-sheathes his sword. He approaches the Interview Guru of POW as he removes the poncho and sombrero.
Reck Maverick - It's quiet through these here halls...
He quickly shifts his eyes around the area.
Reck Maverick - A little TOO quiet! Have you heard from Dread-head this week Greg?
Greg Kilgreen - Not yet...
Reck Maverick - Neither have I. Do you actually think that the great Jason Dread - The man who thrives on competition, has actually left his partner - That darn Duke man - High and dry to face the sweet and sour duo of Reck Maverick and Macros Vitruvious?
Greg Kilgreen - Well, the current rumour is that Jason's car broke down on the way to the arena tonight....
Reck Maverick - HA! A likely event. Everyone knows that one's car only breaks down when it's relevant to the plot and in this story, Jason Dread's car breaking down is NOT relevant. You see Gregory this story has 3 clean acts.
ACT 1 - We stand in front of these cameras, as I am doing now and spew humourous anecdotes and idle threats. You know, playing the game of mental and verbal chess in a feeble attempt at obtaining the phychological edge over the enemy.
ACT 2 - The grand spectacle of a Professional Wrestlers entrance. The first moment the paying faithful lay their eyes on their most beloved of heroes... or most vile of villains. The loud and fast music, the flashes lights and smoke set the stage, get the crowd pumped and ready to rock on the brutal battle they are about to witness.
ACT 3 - The moment everyone waits for... The forces of Good and Evil lock horns and wage war to determine which among them is truely the best and which one is worthy enought for the rank of 'Champion.'
As you can see Greg, in this plot - the car breaking down is indeed irrelevant. No, I see it different dude. The way I see it is on this night Jason Dread's fear of failure far outweighs his addicition of competition. He knows that no matter what tricks he tries, no matter what stunt he pulls... he KNOWS that it would not be enough to defeat the combined forces of Marcos and Maverick. So he decided to leave his "partner" George Duke to face us alone... and that is sad and pitiful.
Greg Kilgreen - Do you actually believe what you are saying Reck Maverick! Jason Dread has proven that he is ANYTHING but a... but a COWARD!
Reck Maverick - Hey, don't get me wrong man, I do NOT want to believe it... but seriously where is he? and for the record I did NOT use the word coward - that was ALL YOU Greg. I just said that there is something fishy going on in the KC. But if Jason has a beef with my words, well we can work it out in the ring. NINJA VANISH!
A puff of Smoke and Maverick vanishes. Greg goes to look at the camera and BLAM! A second puff and Maverick RETURNS... He walks over and grabs his beach chair.
Reck Maverick - Forgot the damn chair... NINJA VANISH REDUX!
Reck vanishes again as the scene ends.
The End!
