Post by dandandan on Mar 13, 2007 22:01:54 GMT -6
The feed cuts in from black to yellow. We're somewhere in the backstage area at a POW show. The camera slowly zooms out to reveal Danny Danielson standing in front of it with a smirk on his face. Danny wastes no time...[/i][/color]
DANIELSON: SHAWNY!!! I got you good, didn't I? Didn't I say I would?
Danielson's smirk turns into a wide grin from ear to ear.
DANIELSON: HA HA! Your little hourglass is running out of sand, Stevens. It's only a short matter of time until All In when I beat you in that ring for the POW Heavyweight Title and shut you up once and for all!
Danny's grin slowly fades as he looks around him. He stares down the hallway one way, and then down the other way.
DANIELSON: Shit...
Danny spends another few short seconds looking around.
DANIELSON: It's a funny thing, see... After beating Shawn Stevens and earning my title shot last week, "the powers that be" decided to shove me into a tag team match with David DeAngelo against Stevens and Lance Erickson... The only thing is, I haven't talked to DeAngelo about team strategy.
Danny Danielson shrugs and continues grinning.
DANIELSON: But you know what? I'm really not that concerned about it. I'm an experienced guy... DeAngelo is an experienced guy... That's all it comes down to is experience. I'm sure DeAngelo knows what he's doing. In fact, I can guarantee that he knows what he's doing. I've got my bad blood with Stevens and DeAngelo has his with Erickson. My only advice to you, Dave, if you can hear this...
Danny pulls the camera in close and looks into it. His grin is gone.
DANIELSON: DeAngelo... Leave Stevens to me... And stay out of my way. It's as simple as that.
Danielson shoves the camera back and continues, silly grin and all.
DANIELSON: Stevens, Erickson. Are you guys ready? Do you guys think you can handle a deadly pair of Double D's?
There's an awkward pause.
DANIELSON: No, this isn't Girl's Gone Wild! This is POW, god dammit! Make whatever joke you guys want to. Stevens, Erickson... You two are going to step into the ring with "The FUTURE Of Wrestling" Danny Danielson, and "The... Sex Baron?" David DeAngelo...
There's another awkward pause... A far more awkward pause... The camera man coughs nervously. Danielson stares at his shoes.
DANIELSON: I'm sure it's fun to laugh now... But wait until you two see what kind of things we could do together. ... Uh, IN THE RING!
Danny is becoming increasing frustrated. The camera man tries to surpress his laughter by coughing.
DANIELSON: Stevens, Erickson... It's not guaranteed to be a fair fight... As with every tag team match, sometimes, it might come down to be two of us and one of you. Maybe we'll both gang up on you... Maybe we'll both take turns on you... But rest assured, when we're mad, we play dirty.
The camera man loses it and busts out in laughter, shaking the camera. Danielson is irrate. He's fuming. Finally, he snaps.
DANIELSON: THAT'S IT! I can't take it! This camera man obviously has an interesting personal lifestyle and it's very distracting. Whatever you do in your own time, buddy... That's your business... Keep it out of POW, okay?
The camera man mutters behind the camera as Danny Danielson walks away to prepare for his match.
DANIELSON: SHAWNY!!! I got you good, didn't I? Didn't I say I would?
Danielson's smirk turns into a wide grin from ear to ear.
DANIELSON: HA HA! Your little hourglass is running out of sand, Stevens. It's only a short matter of time until All In when I beat you in that ring for the POW Heavyweight Title and shut you up once and for all!
Danny's grin slowly fades as he looks around him. He stares down the hallway one way, and then down the other way.
DANIELSON: Shit...
Danny spends another few short seconds looking around.
DANIELSON: It's a funny thing, see... After beating Shawn Stevens and earning my title shot last week, "the powers that be" decided to shove me into a tag team match with David DeAngelo against Stevens and Lance Erickson... The only thing is, I haven't talked to DeAngelo about team strategy.
Danny Danielson shrugs and continues grinning.
DANIELSON: But you know what? I'm really not that concerned about it. I'm an experienced guy... DeAngelo is an experienced guy... That's all it comes down to is experience. I'm sure DeAngelo knows what he's doing. In fact, I can guarantee that he knows what he's doing. I've got my bad blood with Stevens and DeAngelo has his with Erickson. My only advice to you, Dave, if you can hear this...
Danny pulls the camera in close and looks into it. His grin is gone.
DANIELSON: DeAngelo... Leave Stevens to me... And stay out of my way. It's as simple as that.
Danielson shoves the camera back and continues, silly grin and all.
DANIELSON: Stevens, Erickson. Are you guys ready? Do you guys think you can handle a deadly pair of Double D's?
There's an awkward pause.
DANIELSON: No, this isn't Girl's Gone Wild! This is POW, god dammit! Make whatever joke you guys want to. Stevens, Erickson... You two are going to step into the ring with "The FUTURE Of Wrestling" Danny Danielson, and "The... Sex Baron?" David DeAngelo...
There's another awkward pause... A far more awkward pause... The camera man coughs nervously. Danielson stares at his shoes.
DANIELSON: I'm sure it's fun to laugh now... But wait until you two see what kind of things we could do together. ... Uh, IN THE RING!
Danny is becoming increasing frustrated. The camera man tries to surpress his laughter by coughing.
DANIELSON: Stevens, Erickson... It's not guaranteed to be a fair fight... As with every tag team match, sometimes, it might come down to be two of us and one of you. Maybe we'll both gang up on you... Maybe we'll both take turns on you... But rest assured, when we're mad, we play dirty.
The camera man loses it and busts out in laughter, shaking the camera. Danielson is irrate. He's fuming. Finally, he snaps.
DANIELSON: THAT'S IT! I can't take it! This camera man obviously has an interesting personal lifestyle and it's very distracting. Whatever you do in your own time, buddy... That's your business... Keep it out of POW, okay?
The camera man mutters behind the camera as Danny Danielson walks away to prepare for his match.