Post by Reck Maverick on May 14, 2007 13:26:15 GMT -6
This episode begins with our hero - Reck Maverick hanging upside down from a rope in the middle of a hallway. We do not know where the rope came from, or why Maverick is hanging from it - or even why he is upside down, we have just come to understand that Reck does things his own way. In the last episode Maverick was off to locate his Tag Team partner - Lance Erikson. It is not know at this time whether or not they had met up yet or not.
Now enter POW's Junior Correspondent - Jayde Nightwood, good friend of The Atomic Ninja as well as one half of the currently retired CCWA Tag Team championship duo with the previously-mentioned Ninja. Now that the introductions are over (and I kill a couple paragraphs) the story continues!
Jayde - Um... Reck? What are you doing?
Reck Maverick - I am balancing my 'chi,' and releasing all my pent up anger, frustration and homicidal urges toward my brother and sealing them up in that pickle jar over there.
Reck releases the rope with one hand an indicates the pickle jar.
Reck Maverick - ...Then on the eve of SuperMania III: United Power I shall re-consume the wrath of the evil-spirits and unleash Armageddon upon my brothers soul.
Jayde - ...and you need to hang upside down to do this?
Reck Maverick - No... but it's looks cooler on camera this way. Shall I return to your level to conduct this interview?
Jayde - If you don't mind.
Reck Maverick - Very well.
Maverick lets go of the rope and twists in the air to land of his feet. His long hair falls in front of his face and with a quick snap-back of his neck he flings the hair back and out of the way.
Reck Maverick - So what's up?
Jayde - Earlier we heard you say that you were going to meet up with your tag team partner - Lance Erikson. I don't see him here? What is up with that?
Reck Maverick - You won't believe this but I actually already was talking with Lance-a-lot and for the first time in the three and a half months I've been on the scene here in POW Midwest - I managed to have a conversation without and boatload of camera people hanging off of me... it was quite liberating actually.
Jayde - So where is he now?
Reck Maverick - Well you see me and Lance got to talking and planning and scheming - all the fun things stable-mates and tag team partners do and we came up with a MASTER PLAN that no one in the history of Professional Wrestling, Amateur Wrestling, Puroresu, Lucha Libre, Mixed Martial Arts, or the Unified League of Women's Mud-and-Other-Erotic-Substances Wrestling could ever even dream of... Even the one TRUE god - Andre The Giant could even think of this - and trust me, if Lord Andre couldn't imagine it then it really is something special.
Jayde looks at Maverick in an absolute state of shocking, awe and bewilderment. See cuffs the top of her microphone.
Jayde - Off the record Reck... Tell me what it is?
Reck Maverick - Ohh, I'm sorry Kunoichi but I can't... If did, the shock of it might send you into a diabetic coma - it's that SWEET!
Jayde - Oh come on... PLEASE!
Reck looks at her for a second, she's doing the Puppy-dog eyes routine. Reck Maverick shakes his head in defeat then leans in and whispers something in her ear. Jayde's eyes roll up into the back of her head and she collapses, the microphone hits the ground with KA-VOOM! Maverick picks up the microphone and taps on it a couple times.
Reck Maverick - Test 1...2...3...
The sound guy give Reck the okay to continue. Reck looks down at Jayde... and tells a roadie to come over and hold the microphone as he lifts Jayde he and fireman lifts her onto his shoulders then takes the microphone back from the roadie and he scampers away back to... where it is that Roadie go when they aren't doing b*tch work. Reck now looks back to the camera.
Reck Maverick - Did you see that Mr. Showtime? Did you witness it Flying Diamond Cutter Dude - clutching to your "World" title that belongs to a company that still isn't fit to wipe the POW's butt... if POW had a butt... Well I guess you would considered the butt of POW... so that company isn't fit to wipe... you know this analogy is starting to confuse me... but MY POINT IS... I told Jayde the BIG SECRET and she couldn't take... that means something, her father works for the FB-friggin'-I plus she hangs around with me and my crew and she STILL couldn't take it? What's is going to happen to you two second-stringers when you learn what the MASTER PLAN is?
But I shouldn't talk about the MASTER PLAN anymore, it might scare the children and give elderly a heart attack. We don't want that - cause that's not cool... and it's not the way of the hero. I'm still prepared to combat the evil in the ring. The ego-maniacal Mr. Showtime who I must admit has a small amount of courage in his soul, He fought beside me a one time... well okay, not really beside me... kind of behind me.
Reck looks down at the floor for a moment, taps his foot TWICE then looks back up.
Reck Maverick - Okay, okay so he was crouched in the corner covering his face with one hand and swinging the other arm wildly while Fire, Macros Virtuvious and myself took the fight to our enemies. But he still showed so gets a couple points. Lance seems to have a real vendetta against him so I'll let him rough up Showtime for a while... REALLY torture him... and just when it's about to go from a rating of PG to R I'll say "Okay Lance you can pin him now" and Lance will be like "But I don't wanna pin him yet." and I'll retort "But think of the children" and he'll utter some sort of foul language and pin Showtime down for the three seconds... maybe 5 seconds... Lance can pretend he's King Kong Bundy.
But then there is the fact I am facing the FWCM... not that was a verbal typo - I said FWDM - Fake World Champion Dude! You sir are the embodiment of all that is wrong. You have taken several innocent young women and with your evil taint - corrupted then into scantily clad vixens of evil. When I strike you down FDCM my first mission will be to help rehabilitate those girls back into functioning members of society. You are also the embodiment of the evil that ran through my veins! That belt you hold is symbolic of the promotion that brought out the absolute worse in me... For a year I wanted that belt to say I was the best... now, I still want it... so I destroy it with my Blade of Legend and purify that stain of evil from the world of Professional Wrestling FOREVER.
In you FDCM unlike many others I have faced are indeed the physical form of Evil... and as the ULTIMATE HERO in this time of need I WILL DEFEAT YOU FLYING DIAMOND CUTTER MAN and cleanse the POW of your evil... Lance can have Mr. Showtime... you are mine... Welcome to the Next Level FDCM...
Now I must vanish into the shadows of the night to help Ms. Nightwood recuperate from her extreme shock - one that you both will soon face.
At this point Lance Erikson - dressed in his usual attire plus a trench-coat and sunglasses and carrying a brown paper bag walks into frame.
Lance Erikson - What happened to her.
Reck realizes that Lance was referring to Jayde - who is still unconscious and hanging over Maverick's shoulder.
Reck Maverick - She found out about the MASTER PLAN... Do you got the supplies?
Lance Erikson - Yeah, I just got back. Let's go Reck, we've got work to do.
Reck Maverick - Indeed...
The two Horsemen and the KO'd Kunoichi walk off camera as the episode ends.
To Be Continued...
Now enter POW's Junior Correspondent - Jayde Nightwood, good friend of The Atomic Ninja as well as one half of the currently retired CCWA Tag Team championship duo with the previously-mentioned Ninja. Now that the introductions are over (and I kill a couple paragraphs) the story continues!
Jayde - Um... Reck? What are you doing?
Reck Maverick - I am balancing my 'chi,' and releasing all my pent up anger, frustration and homicidal urges toward my brother and sealing them up in that pickle jar over there.
Reck releases the rope with one hand an indicates the pickle jar.
Reck Maverick - ...Then on the eve of SuperMania III: United Power I shall re-consume the wrath of the evil-spirits and unleash Armageddon upon my brothers soul.
Jayde - ...and you need to hang upside down to do this?
Reck Maverick - No... but it's looks cooler on camera this way. Shall I return to your level to conduct this interview?
Jayde - If you don't mind.
Reck Maverick - Very well.
Maverick lets go of the rope and twists in the air to land of his feet. His long hair falls in front of his face and with a quick snap-back of his neck he flings the hair back and out of the way.
Reck Maverick - So what's up?
Jayde - Earlier we heard you say that you were going to meet up with your tag team partner - Lance Erikson. I don't see him here? What is up with that?
Reck Maverick - You won't believe this but I actually already was talking with Lance-a-lot and for the first time in the three and a half months I've been on the scene here in POW Midwest - I managed to have a conversation without and boatload of camera people hanging off of me... it was quite liberating actually.
Jayde - So where is he now?
Reck Maverick - Well you see me and Lance got to talking and planning and scheming - all the fun things stable-mates and tag team partners do and we came up with a MASTER PLAN that no one in the history of Professional Wrestling, Amateur Wrestling, Puroresu, Lucha Libre, Mixed Martial Arts, or the Unified League of Women's Mud-and-Other-Erotic-Substances Wrestling could ever even dream of... Even the one TRUE god - Andre The Giant could even think of this - and trust me, if Lord Andre couldn't imagine it then it really is something special.
Jayde looks at Maverick in an absolute state of shocking, awe and bewilderment. See cuffs the top of her microphone.
Jayde - Off the record Reck... Tell me what it is?
Reck Maverick - Ohh, I'm sorry Kunoichi but I can't... If did, the shock of it might send you into a diabetic coma - it's that SWEET!
Jayde - Oh come on... PLEASE!
Reck looks at her for a second, she's doing the Puppy-dog eyes routine. Reck Maverick shakes his head in defeat then leans in and whispers something in her ear. Jayde's eyes roll up into the back of her head and she collapses, the microphone hits the ground with KA-VOOM! Maverick picks up the microphone and taps on it a couple times.
Reck Maverick - Test 1...2...3...
The sound guy give Reck the okay to continue. Reck looks down at Jayde... and tells a roadie to come over and hold the microphone as he lifts Jayde he and fireman lifts her onto his shoulders then takes the microphone back from the roadie and he scampers away back to... where it is that Roadie go when they aren't doing b*tch work. Reck now looks back to the camera.
Reck Maverick - Did you see that Mr. Showtime? Did you witness it Flying Diamond Cutter Dude - clutching to your "World" title that belongs to a company that still isn't fit to wipe the POW's butt... if POW had a butt... Well I guess you would considered the butt of POW... so that company isn't fit to wipe... you know this analogy is starting to confuse me... but MY POINT IS... I told Jayde the BIG SECRET and she couldn't take... that means something, her father works for the FB-friggin'-I plus she hangs around with me and my crew and she STILL couldn't take it? What's is going to happen to you two second-stringers when you learn what the MASTER PLAN is?
But I shouldn't talk about the MASTER PLAN anymore, it might scare the children and give elderly a heart attack. We don't want that - cause that's not cool... and it's not the way of the hero. I'm still prepared to combat the evil in the ring. The ego-maniacal Mr. Showtime who I must admit has a small amount of courage in his soul, He fought beside me a one time... well okay, not really beside me... kind of behind me.
Reck looks down at the floor for a moment, taps his foot TWICE then looks back up.
Reck Maverick - Okay, okay so he was crouched in the corner covering his face with one hand and swinging the other arm wildly while Fire, Macros Virtuvious and myself took the fight to our enemies. But he still showed so gets a couple points. Lance seems to have a real vendetta against him so I'll let him rough up Showtime for a while... REALLY torture him... and just when it's about to go from a rating of PG to R I'll say "Okay Lance you can pin him now" and Lance will be like "But I don't wanna pin him yet." and I'll retort "But think of the children" and he'll utter some sort of foul language and pin Showtime down for the three seconds... maybe 5 seconds... Lance can pretend he's King Kong Bundy.
But then there is the fact I am facing the FWCM... not that was a verbal typo - I said FWDM - Fake World Champion Dude! You sir are the embodiment of all that is wrong. You have taken several innocent young women and with your evil taint - corrupted then into scantily clad vixens of evil. When I strike you down FDCM my first mission will be to help rehabilitate those girls back into functioning members of society. You are also the embodiment of the evil that ran through my veins! That belt you hold is symbolic of the promotion that brought out the absolute worse in me... For a year I wanted that belt to say I was the best... now, I still want it... so I destroy it with my Blade of Legend and purify that stain of evil from the world of Professional Wrestling FOREVER.
In you FDCM unlike many others I have faced are indeed the physical form of Evil... and as the ULTIMATE HERO in this time of need I WILL DEFEAT YOU FLYING DIAMOND CUTTER MAN and cleanse the POW of your evil... Lance can have Mr. Showtime... you are mine... Welcome to the Next Level FDCM...
Now I must vanish into the shadows of the night to help Ms. Nightwood recuperate from her extreme shock - one that you both will soon face.
At this point Lance Erikson - dressed in his usual attire plus a trench-coat and sunglasses and carrying a brown paper bag walks into frame.
Lance Erikson - What happened to her.
Reck realizes that Lance was referring to Jayde - who is still unconscious and hanging over Maverick's shoulder.
Reck Maverick - She found out about the MASTER PLAN... Do you got the supplies?
Lance Erikson - Yeah, I just got back. Let's go Reck, we've got work to do.
Reck Maverick - Indeed...
The two Horsemen and the KO'd Kunoichi walk off camera as the episode ends.
To Be Continued...
