Post by Reck Maverick on May 11, 2007 20:47:02 GMT -6
A creepy gray fog fills the empty mass of the Legendary Ninja Lair. The lights flicker as the Hero of the Story paces around his domain. He is dressed in his combat attire minus the Dragon Armour and Shredder Helmet, but he's wearing an old trench coat over top of it - he's also got a patch over his left eye. Maverick slowly turns his head towards the ever-present camera as he speaks.
Reck Maverick - I know what your thinking... FDCM, Mr. Showtime. You think I all this fog is to confuse and frighten you, throw you off your game and get you thinking that I've got some Mark Calloway-like Voodoo powers to magically control the lights... Well guess what - That's not the case at all. No, the fog is the result of a leaky hot water valve for the Ladies locker room. And the lights? Hmm... actually I do not know - that more of a question for Sam the Janitor.
But does the atmosphere really matter guys? I personally don't but knowing guys like you - and I'm just doing a broad generalization here - perception is everything, right guys? I mean you guys use such "unique" monikers - Mr. Showtime is the "Whole Damn Show" and FDCM is "The REAL - and I empathize the word REAL World's Champion." Those titles are awesome dudes... if a little overdone.
I mean Showtime, I really have no personal problem with you other then the fact that you had the AUDACITY to start a sh*t-storm with my Tag Team partner - perhaps you know him? He's the ONLY other dude in the POW bar none - well besides yours truly to consider a REAL Legend! Would I consider you "The Whole Damn Show?" Honestly? In my humble opinion - No.
I mean can you really call yourself The Whole Damn Show when your wife is a better wrestler then you? WHOA! before my e-mail box gets flooded with messages about me being a sexist I am NOT! I am legitimately saying she is the better wrestler. I am not ashamed to admit she's beaten me many a time on the non-televised circuit. BUT since it wasn't televised - it don't go against my win-loss record!
Reck gives his patented thumbs up.
Reck Maverick - Plus don't forget that Mr. Showtime and I DID team up once before... you kind of just sat there Showtime while Fire, Macros and myself carried the match - and trust me it's HARD ENOUGH to carry Murderous Intent's sloppy asses through a match without one of my partners being a putz.
I think I've did enough Showtime bashing for one interview... I mean I got two more to do - one for ReckrophiliacsOnline.org and one for the TV spots. I think this one is for the POW website - I'm not sure. The Producer never tells me what's going on... so now I will turn my attention to Flying Diamond Cutter Man.
So... you're the real World's Champion? What was that again - UWL? Damn I can't remember all these dead companies and the "Champions" they produced, so remind me FDCM... When did the P.O.S. company defend their belt out side of the US and Canada? Last time I checked you had to at least cross water to be considered a World Champion. I've seen World Champions FDCM... I've been spit on by World Champions and you sir - are NO World Champion. You being a World Champion - I CALL SHENANIGANS!
But to verbally tare you down some more... dude your arsenal... Diamond Cutter... Diamond Cutter... and - wait! What's this? SHOCK AND AWE... A DIAMOND CUTTER! Not to undermine the awesomeness of the move dude... but Overkill much? A Little variety wouldn't kill you. I know your going for that "New-York-Main-Event-6-Moves-of-Doom" that EVERYONE loves. But you see here's the thing. I order an anti-Diamond Cutter device from E-bay when I heard about this match... and thanks to my connections with the GREATEST FACTION EVER - THE FOUR HORSEMEN XE as well as my membership to UPS-Ninja it got here 5 minutes ago. Long story short D-Man - 80% of your Faux World Championship arsenal is now useless. MAN I love technology! I hope you got a plan B brother... because if not... Heh heh...
Suddenly the DragonZord overture is heard and Maverick pulls out his device of evil... er his Cell phone and flips the damnable thing open.
Reck Maverick - A-hoi? Oh hey Lance
Reck puts his hand over the mouth piece and talks to the camera.
Reck Maverick - It's Lance Erikson - The guy that's going to assist me in WHOOPING your butts to the nth degree.
Reck removes his hand and continues to chat with Mr. Erikson.
Reck Maverick - What's up?.... Oh yeah! BODACIOUS! Okay, where?... Sweet be there in 5 minutes - sayanora.
Reck closes the phone.
Reck Maverick - I got to go... Lance has got a plan that's really gonna make our opponents mad... and of course I gotta be in on it. NINJA... wait for it... wait... 3...2...1... VANISH!
a puff of smoke (Like you could tell with all the fog) and the Hero is gone.
To Be Continued
Reck Maverick - I know what your thinking... FDCM, Mr. Showtime. You think I all this fog is to confuse and frighten you, throw you off your game and get you thinking that I've got some Mark Calloway-like Voodoo powers to magically control the lights... Well guess what - That's not the case at all. No, the fog is the result of a leaky hot water valve for the Ladies locker room. And the lights? Hmm... actually I do not know - that more of a question for Sam the Janitor.
But does the atmosphere really matter guys? I personally don't but knowing guys like you - and I'm just doing a broad generalization here - perception is everything, right guys? I mean you guys use such "unique" monikers - Mr. Showtime is the "Whole Damn Show" and FDCM is "The REAL - and I empathize the word REAL World's Champion." Those titles are awesome dudes... if a little overdone.
I mean Showtime, I really have no personal problem with you other then the fact that you had the AUDACITY to start a sh*t-storm with my Tag Team partner - perhaps you know him? He's the ONLY other dude in the POW bar none - well besides yours truly to consider a REAL Legend! Would I consider you "The Whole Damn Show?" Honestly? In my humble opinion - No.
I mean can you really call yourself The Whole Damn Show when your wife is a better wrestler then you? WHOA! before my e-mail box gets flooded with messages about me being a sexist I am NOT! I am legitimately saying she is the better wrestler. I am not ashamed to admit she's beaten me many a time on the non-televised circuit. BUT since it wasn't televised - it don't go against my win-loss record!
Reck gives his patented thumbs up.
Reck Maverick - Plus don't forget that Mr. Showtime and I DID team up once before... you kind of just sat there Showtime while Fire, Macros and myself carried the match - and trust me it's HARD ENOUGH to carry Murderous Intent's sloppy asses through a match without one of my partners being a putz.
I think I've did enough Showtime bashing for one interview... I mean I got two more to do - one for ReckrophiliacsOnline.org and one for the TV spots. I think this one is for the POW website - I'm not sure. The Producer never tells me what's going on... so now I will turn my attention to Flying Diamond Cutter Man.
So... you're the real World's Champion? What was that again - UWL? Damn I can't remember all these dead companies and the "Champions" they produced, so remind me FDCM... When did the P.O.S. company defend their belt out side of the US and Canada? Last time I checked you had to at least cross water to be considered a World Champion. I've seen World Champions FDCM... I've been spit on by World Champions and you sir - are NO World Champion. You being a World Champion - I CALL SHENANIGANS!
But to verbally tare you down some more... dude your arsenal... Diamond Cutter... Diamond Cutter... and - wait! What's this? SHOCK AND AWE... A DIAMOND CUTTER! Not to undermine the awesomeness of the move dude... but Overkill much? A Little variety wouldn't kill you. I know your going for that "New-York-Main-Event-6-Moves-of-Doom" that EVERYONE loves. But you see here's the thing. I order an anti-Diamond Cutter device from E-bay when I heard about this match... and thanks to my connections with the GREATEST FACTION EVER - THE FOUR HORSEMEN XE as well as my membership to UPS-Ninja it got here 5 minutes ago. Long story short D-Man - 80% of your Faux World Championship arsenal is now useless. MAN I love technology! I hope you got a plan B brother... because if not... Heh heh...
Suddenly the DragonZord overture is heard and Maverick pulls out his device of evil... er his Cell phone and flips the damnable thing open.
Reck Maverick - A-hoi? Oh hey Lance
Reck puts his hand over the mouth piece and talks to the camera.
Reck Maverick - It's Lance Erikson - The guy that's going to assist me in WHOOPING your butts to the nth degree.
Reck removes his hand and continues to chat with Mr. Erikson.
Reck Maverick - What's up?.... Oh yeah! BODACIOUS! Okay, where?... Sweet be there in 5 minutes - sayanora.
Reck closes the phone.
Reck Maverick - I got to go... Lance has got a plan that's really gonna make our opponents mad... and of course I gotta be in on it. NINJA... wait for it... wait... 3...2...1... VANISH!
a puff of smoke (Like you could tell with all the fog) and the Hero is gone.
To Be Continued
