Post by Reck Maverick on May 15, 2007 21:19:17 GMT -6
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Welcome back - now that your caught up to speed lets continue with Episode 3!
The Episode begins in the LEGENDARY Ninja cave with our hero - naturally doing something ninja-like... This time he is eating waffles - what? you've never see a ninja eat waffles? It's really quite amazing - go check out some clips on the Internet. Anyway Reck finishes the last of his waffles. He then wipes off his face with a rag then rolls up his mask and looks at the camera.
Reck Maverick - Good evening... welcome to my lair - as you can tell the steam was dispersed and all is clear now... Well ok maybe not EVERYTHING is clear. The minds of Mr. Showtime and Fake World Champion Man are still cloudy with false ideologies that they will somehow come out victorious against Lance Erikson and myself.
But that's not the only layer of fog within their minds - oh no, see I saw then both wandering through my lair earlier, trying to find me as well as IT - you know the MASTER PLAN. Well they wandered for hours - but they failed to realize that the bowels of the Ameristar Casino is MY domain - they couldn't find my lair unless I showed them where it is. So I sat in the shadows most of the afternoon laughing hysterically as those two attempted find the holy grail of wrestling... the lair of the ORIGINAL POW Legendary Hero. Finally I got bored and used my Ninjitsu Voodoo to guide them out of the bowels. Then I had some time to kill before this interview so I watched a couple movies starring Audrey Hepburn, drank some Diet Pepsi and ate some waffles.
But we can't live in the past forever can we. Nope, I only got a limited amount of interview time booked and I have to cleverly insult my opponents once again. So for an interesting change of pace let us start with the Master of the 3/4 Neckbreaker - FDCM. Like I mentioned in my last interview... is this even considered an "interview?" I mean no is actually interviewing me - Jayde is still a little woozy after the last interview and Greg Kilgreen won't come down here anymore... so what do I call this then? A spiel? a rant? 5 minutes of an insane Ninja Horsemen talking about saving the universe from a ego-centric, self-diluted faux World Champion and his horde of Virginly-challenged... what's the word I want here? not hoes, not whores - DEFINITELY not whores... I will say show-girls... Virginally-challenged Show-Girls as well as his sidekick... the one that sits in the corner and swings his arms like an idiot... hmm, that title is a little long so I shall refer to this as a promotional aid.
Where was I? Ah yes, like I said in the last... promotional aid - FDCM your the very embodiment of evil here in POW Midwest. Now usually I would rank you in the "Saturday morning Cartoon Villain" category... but that vile piece of you-know-what Championship belt raises you to the rank of Comic Book Villain. Which I guess if you are trying to be evil is a very good thing but on the flip side that makes you the enemy of the World's Most Radical Hero of Awesomeness... which is a very, very bad thing for you because EVERYONE knows that no matter the medium - Comics, Cartoons, Made-for-TV Movies or even the Summer Blockbuster - that Good always triumphs over evil and FDCM that's means.... The WINNER of the Match by Sheer awesomeness alone is "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick.
But then I remember that this is a TAG TEAM match! 2 on 2 combat, which means your going to bring your sidekick - The Amazing Flying-Do-Nothing-Boy... aka Mr. Showtime... Oh man! Do I got some A-list material to bust out on you dude... Let's doing alphabetically... starting with A...
Lance Erikson - Hey! What did I tell you Maverick - Showtime is MINE.
Reck grins under his mask and makes an over-exaggerated gesture towards his tag team partner as Lance pushes a cart in front of him with something sitting on the cart with a velvet cloth over it.
Reck Maverick - Ladies and Gentlemen - my criminally insane partner for this evening - the former... *Lance grits his teeth* a...and soon be once again POW Television Champion and the Second man to be considered a TRUE POW Legend and of course fellow Horsemen... Lance "Boom-Chicka-Wah-Wah" Erikson!
Lance Erikson - How do people put up with you? Look here is all I got to say about Mr. Showtime. You had to go and get me involved with your business didn't you... You couldn't just take your damn love triangle to Jerry Springer show like any other normal morons... Noooo, you had to go and drag me in to the mess, you had to get me involved... by extension you had to get the damn ninja involved... DAMN IT SHOWTIME!
You do realize now I am going to hurt you right? I really don't want to...
Reck Maverick - LIES!
Lance Erikson - What the hell are you rambling about?
Reck Maverick - You not wanting to hurt Mr. Showtime... that's the biggest of load of garbage since they said that "The Other Wrestling Company" produced good wrestlers.
Lance Erikson - God... Showtime - I'm going to kick your ass around the ring, I'm going to kick your ass up and down the aisle, maybe around the first three rows of seats. Then MAYBE if I feel a little bit of remorse... which I probably won't, I let the ninja in the ring to... Ninja you for a little bit - a breather between rounds if you will and then I'll be right back to kick your ass some more until one of two things happen... Either I pin to the mat or you collapse in a pool of your own blood and the ref has to stop the match... either way your going to be tasting the heel of my boot for a long, LONG time.
Reck Maverick - Well THAT was entertaining. Well now it's time for the FEATURE ATTRACTION... the revealing of the MASTER PLAN! Now be warned... this will not be for the weak of heart... so if you have a heart condition, or pregent... I would suggest you turn away now... Lance if you will do the honours.
Lance is about to lift the cover when Big Ci struts - Ric Flair style into the scene completely with white wig and sequin robe. He stops in front of the duo and looks at the camera.
Big Ci - WOOOO! To be the man, you gotta BEAT the man... and Rich Morrison - you can't beat me because I... AM... THE... MAN.... WOOOOO!
Big Ci then struts off out of frame... Lance and Reck look on with a confused look on their faces.
Lance Erikson - Well... That was unexpected...
Reck Maverick - Indeed... Anyway...
Lance Erikson - Right...
Lance again goes to remove the cover but the TV feed goes out... we can only hear the audio in the background.
Operator - If you would like to continue this transmission please deposit fifty cents.
Reck Maverick - Quick Lance! Give me fifty cents!
Lance Erikson - I spent all my change at the coffee machine...
Reck Maverick - .......... DAMN!
The End!
Welcome back - now that your caught up to speed lets continue with Episode 3!
The Episode begins in the LEGENDARY Ninja cave with our hero - naturally doing something ninja-like... This time he is eating waffles - what? you've never see a ninja eat waffles? It's really quite amazing - go check out some clips on the Internet. Anyway Reck finishes the last of his waffles. He then wipes off his face with a rag then rolls up his mask and looks at the camera.
Reck Maverick - Good evening... welcome to my lair - as you can tell the steam was dispersed and all is clear now... Well ok maybe not EVERYTHING is clear. The minds of Mr. Showtime and Fake World Champion Man are still cloudy with false ideologies that they will somehow come out victorious against Lance Erikson and myself.
But that's not the only layer of fog within their minds - oh no, see I saw then both wandering through my lair earlier, trying to find me as well as IT - you know the MASTER PLAN. Well they wandered for hours - but they failed to realize that the bowels of the Ameristar Casino is MY domain - they couldn't find my lair unless I showed them where it is. So I sat in the shadows most of the afternoon laughing hysterically as those two attempted find the holy grail of wrestling... the lair of the ORIGINAL POW Legendary Hero. Finally I got bored and used my Ninjitsu Voodoo to guide them out of the bowels. Then I had some time to kill before this interview so I watched a couple movies starring Audrey Hepburn, drank some Diet Pepsi and ate some waffles.
But we can't live in the past forever can we. Nope, I only got a limited amount of interview time booked and I have to cleverly insult my opponents once again. So for an interesting change of pace let us start with the Master of the 3/4 Neckbreaker - FDCM. Like I mentioned in my last interview... is this even considered an "interview?" I mean no is actually interviewing me - Jayde is still a little woozy after the last interview and Greg Kilgreen won't come down here anymore... so what do I call this then? A spiel? a rant? 5 minutes of an insane Ninja Horsemen talking about saving the universe from a ego-centric, self-diluted faux World Champion and his horde of Virginly-challenged... what's the word I want here? not hoes, not whores - DEFINITELY not whores... I will say show-girls... Virginally-challenged Show-Girls as well as his sidekick... the one that sits in the corner and swings his arms like an idiot... hmm, that title is a little long so I shall refer to this as a promotional aid.
Where was I? Ah yes, like I said in the last... promotional aid - FDCM your the very embodiment of evil here in POW Midwest. Now usually I would rank you in the "Saturday morning Cartoon Villain" category... but that vile piece of you-know-what Championship belt raises you to the rank of Comic Book Villain. Which I guess if you are trying to be evil is a very good thing but on the flip side that makes you the enemy of the World's Most Radical Hero of Awesomeness... which is a very, very bad thing for you because EVERYONE knows that no matter the medium - Comics, Cartoons, Made-for-TV Movies or even the Summer Blockbuster - that Good always triumphs over evil and FDCM that's means.... The WINNER of the Match by Sheer awesomeness alone is "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick.
But then I remember that this is a TAG TEAM match! 2 on 2 combat, which means your going to bring your sidekick - The Amazing Flying-Do-Nothing-Boy... aka Mr. Showtime... Oh man! Do I got some A-list material to bust out on you dude... Let's doing alphabetically... starting with A...
Lance Erikson - Hey! What did I tell you Maverick - Showtime is MINE.
Reck grins under his mask and makes an over-exaggerated gesture towards his tag team partner as Lance pushes a cart in front of him with something sitting on the cart with a velvet cloth over it.
Reck Maverick - Ladies and Gentlemen - my criminally insane partner for this evening - the former... *Lance grits his teeth* a...and soon be once again POW Television Champion and the Second man to be considered a TRUE POW Legend and of course fellow Horsemen... Lance "Boom-Chicka-Wah-Wah" Erikson!
Lance Erikson - How do people put up with you? Look here is all I got to say about Mr. Showtime. You had to go and get me involved with your business didn't you... You couldn't just take your damn love triangle to Jerry Springer show like any other normal morons... Noooo, you had to go and drag me in to the mess, you had to get me involved... by extension you had to get the damn ninja involved... DAMN IT SHOWTIME!
You do realize now I am going to hurt you right? I really don't want to...
Reck Maverick - LIES!
Lance Erikson - What the hell are you rambling about?
Reck Maverick - You not wanting to hurt Mr. Showtime... that's the biggest of load of garbage since they said that "The Other Wrestling Company" produced good wrestlers.
Lance Erikson - God... Showtime - I'm going to kick your ass around the ring, I'm going to kick your ass up and down the aisle, maybe around the first three rows of seats. Then MAYBE if I feel a little bit of remorse... which I probably won't, I let the ninja in the ring to... Ninja you for a little bit - a breather between rounds if you will and then I'll be right back to kick your ass some more until one of two things happen... Either I pin to the mat or you collapse in a pool of your own blood and the ref has to stop the match... either way your going to be tasting the heel of my boot for a long, LONG time.
Reck Maverick - Well THAT was entertaining. Well now it's time for the FEATURE ATTRACTION... the revealing of the MASTER PLAN! Now be warned... this will not be for the weak of heart... so if you have a heart condition, or pregent... I would suggest you turn away now... Lance if you will do the honours.
Lance is about to lift the cover when Big Ci struts - Ric Flair style into the scene completely with white wig and sequin robe. He stops in front of the duo and looks at the camera.
Big Ci - WOOOO! To be the man, you gotta BEAT the man... and Rich Morrison - you can't beat me because I... AM... THE... MAN.... WOOOOO!
Big Ci then struts off out of frame... Lance and Reck look on with a confused look on their faces.
Lance Erikson - Well... That was unexpected...
Reck Maverick - Indeed... Anyway...
Lance Erikson - Right...
Lance again goes to remove the cover but the TV feed goes out... we can only hear the audio in the background.
Operator - If you would like to continue this transmission please deposit fifty cents.
Reck Maverick - Quick Lance! Give me fifty cents!
Lance Erikson - I spent all my change at the coffee machine...
Reck Maverick - .......... DAMN!
The End!
