Post by Reck Maverick on Feb 27, 2007 14:12:44 GMT -6
We are the area of the Ameristar Casino that has been reserved for interviews with POW Superstars. We see Greg Kilgreen standing by with a microphone.
Greg Kilgreen - Ladies and Gentlemen - I am pleased at this time to introduce the man that will face Macros later tonight for the number one contendership for the Valor Championship. "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick!
The tune of the Dragonzord fills the area followed by a trademark puff smoke - BLAM! Reck Maverick appears brandishing his Blade of Legend slung over his shoulder and a Diet Pepsi in his hand.
Greg Kilgreen - Welcome Reck Maverick. Tonight you do battle against your Tag Team partner Macros Vitruvious but first can I ask you a couple questions about the comments you made earlier in the boiler room?
Reck Maverick - Yeah... about that - Those don't count.
Greg Kilgreen - Huh? What do you mean?
Reck Maverick - Well since your camera crew was ONCE AGAIN invading my privacy you are aware that I was practicing for my Ninja exam... Well someone thought it would be funny to switch my Drink of Champions with the vile beverage known as "Diet Coke."
You see Greg... Were Diet Pepsi serves as the equivalent to Popeye's Spinach, Diet Coke serves as Red Kryptonite - it makes me go evil which is never a good thing. But FEAR NOT I am back on the proper brand of carbonated beverage and all is well in the world! I have my suspicions on who the diabolical fiend was that tried to lure me over to the side of evil, they will dealt with in due time.
Greg Kilgreen - I see... Very interesting. If Diet Coke is your RED Kryptonite... what is your GREEN Kryptonite?
Reck gives Greg a wild look and bops him on the head with his bottle of Diet Pepsi.
Reck Maverick - What IS the matter with you dude! The Hero NEVER reveals his weakness! Only the VILLAIN reveals his weakness... Good grief! Have you never watched TV or read a comic!
Greg Kilgreen - *Rubbing his head* Fair enough... Now that you are back in the proper frame of mind what are you REAL thoughts on your match with Macros and the possibility of facing George Duke for the Valor title at All In?
Reck Maverick - Citizen Kilgreen, I do NOT need a leather and gold belt to tell me that I am the Champion of Valor! I am the HERO of POW, I constantly go into battle against bigger, badder and meaner adversaries and ALWAYS manage to come out on top! The Valor Championship belt would simply be a materialistic symbol of what everyone knows...
Greg Kilgreen - That you are the hero of the story and the star of the show?
Reck Maverick - Precisely! But from a point of view of pure vanity that belt would complement my Dragon Armour very well.
Greg Kilgreen - So you're saying that you want the Valor Championship belt for the sole purpose of that it matches your ENTRANCE ATTIRE!
Reck Maverick - Well it's a bit more complicated then that but in a nutshell... Yes, I might as well have the belt legitimatize the fact that I am the Champion of Valor!
Greg Kilgreen - Well before you get a chance at that you have to defeat your Tag Team partner - Macros...
Reck Maverick - OH REALLY! Thanks for the NEWS FLASH! I am fully aware of the fact I must engage Macros in one on one combat - I DID watch the DVD man! I wish the best of luck to my homie Mack. Regardless of who wins the battle and becomes the number one contender, the real winners will be the Reckrophiliacs - 'Cause this is gonna be a barn burner - a pier sixer... Use whatever clever phrasing you want because the result will be the same, this match is going to ROCK the Star Pavillion to it's very CORE! The two biggest heroes, the two brightest STARS going at it... Oh my God! I don't condone the use of cigarettes but after this match everyone in the crowd will need one - it will be THAT DAMN GOOD!
I like to think that ALL my matches are match of the year worthy and they are - but this one... MATCH OF THE DECADE without a shadow of doubt! The winner of the match? It's a 50/50 split but when it comes to crunch time... I think Reck Maverick will nudge ahead by a nose come out on top.
But the thing is I KNOW Mack wants to win - that's what separate his from everyone else I've battled, they all just wanted to kick my ass... which they did! They beat me - but they couldn't DEFEAT me! That's the difference and I think Mack knows that. He probably won't try to injury me.
Greg Kilgreen - Because you are his partner in the upcoming Tag Team Championship matches?
Reck Maverick - Well I was gonna say it was because I was too damn adorable but your reason is more logical! But anyway as tough as Mack is I am sure I will win because I'm the Atomic Ninja and as everyone knows... NINJAS FRIGGIN' RULE! Watch out Macros! 'cause HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! NINJA... Wait for it, wait for it... are you ready? VANISH!
A Puff of smoke and Reck Maverick vanishes.
Greg Kilgreen - That was Reck Maverick. This is Greg Kilgreen reporting. Now back to the broadcast booth.
THE END!
Greg Kilgreen - Ladies and Gentlemen - I am pleased at this time to introduce the man that will face Macros later tonight for the number one contendership for the Valor Championship. "The Atomic Ninja" Reck Maverick!
The tune of the Dragonzord fills the area followed by a trademark puff smoke - BLAM! Reck Maverick appears brandishing his Blade of Legend slung over his shoulder and a Diet Pepsi in his hand.
Greg Kilgreen - Welcome Reck Maverick. Tonight you do battle against your Tag Team partner Macros Vitruvious but first can I ask you a couple questions about the comments you made earlier in the boiler room?
Reck Maverick - Yeah... about that - Those don't count.
Greg Kilgreen - Huh? What do you mean?
Reck Maverick - Well since your camera crew was ONCE AGAIN invading my privacy you are aware that I was practicing for my Ninja exam... Well someone thought it would be funny to switch my Drink of Champions with the vile beverage known as "Diet Coke."
You see Greg... Were Diet Pepsi serves as the equivalent to Popeye's Spinach, Diet Coke serves as Red Kryptonite - it makes me go evil which is never a good thing. But FEAR NOT I am back on the proper brand of carbonated beverage and all is well in the world! I have my suspicions on who the diabolical fiend was that tried to lure me over to the side of evil, they will dealt with in due time.
Greg Kilgreen - I see... Very interesting. If Diet Coke is your RED Kryptonite... what is your GREEN Kryptonite?
Reck gives Greg a wild look and bops him on the head with his bottle of Diet Pepsi.
Reck Maverick - What IS the matter with you dude! The Hero NEVER reveals his weakness! Only the VILLAIN reveals his weakness... Good grief! Have you never watched TV or read a comic!
Greg Kilgreen - *Rubbing his head* Fair enough... Now that you are back in the proper frame of mind what are you REAL thoughts on your match with Macros and the possibility of facing George Duke for the Valor title at All In?
Reck Maverick - Citizen Kilgreen, I do NOT need a leather and gold belt to tell me that I am the Champion of Valor! I am the HERO of POW, I constantly go into battle against bigger, badder and meaner adversaries and ALWAYS manage to come out on top! The Valor Championship belt would simply be a materialistic symbol of what everyone knows...
Greg Kilgreen - That you are the hero of the story and the star of the show?
Reck Maverick - Precisely! But from a point of view of pure vanity that belt would complement my Dragon Armour very well.
Greg Kilgreen - So you're saying that you want the Valor Championship belt for the sole purpose of that it matches your ENTRANCE ATTIRE!
Reck Maverick - Well it's a bit more complicated then that but in a nutshell... Yes, I might as well have the belt legitimatize the fact that I am the Champion of Valor!
Greg Kilgreen - Well before you get a chance at that you have to defeat your Tag Team partner - Macros...
Reck Maverick - OH REALLY! Thanks for the NEWS FLASH! I am fully aware of the fact I must engage Macros in one on one combat - I DID watch the DVD man! I wish the best of luck to my homie Mack. Regardless of who wins the battle and becomes the number one contender, the real winners will be the Reckrophiliacs - 'Cause this is gonna be a barn burner - a pier sixer... Use whatever clever phrasing you want because the result will be the same, this match is going to ROCK the Star Pavillion to it's very CORE! The two biggest heroes, the two brightest STARS going at it... Oh my God! I don't condone the use of cigarettes but after this match everyone in the crowd will need one - it will be THAT DAMN GOOD!
I like to think that ALL my matches are match of the year worthy and they are - but this one... MATCH OF THE DECADE without a shadow of doubt! The winner of the match? It's a 50/50 split but when it comes to crunch time... I think Reck Maverick will nudge ahead by a nose come out on top.
But the thing is I KNOW Mack wants to win - that's what separate his from everyone else I've battled, they all just wanted to kick my ass... which they did! They beat me - but they couldn't DEFEAT me! That's the difference and I think Mack knows that. He probably won't try to injury me.
Greg Kilgreen - Because you are his partner in the upcoming Tag Team Championship matches?
Reck Maverick - Well I was gonna say it was because I was too damn adorable but your reason is more logical! But anyway as tough as Mack is I am sure I will win because I'm the Atomic Ninja and as everyone knows... NINJAS FRIGGIN' RULE! Watch out Macros! 'cause HERE I COME TO SAVE THE DAY! NINJA... Wait for it, wait for it... are you ready? VANISH!
A Puff of smoke and Reck Maverick vanishes.
Greg Kilgreen - That was Reck Maverick. This is Greg Kilgreen reporting. Now back to the broadcast booth.
THE END!
