Post by Reck Maverick on Mar 4, 2007 9:09:01 GMT -6
We begin with a shot of Reck Maverick coming out the locker room... it is rare that he is ever in there so he was obviously talking over strategy for the upcoming Tag Team battle. Reck Maverick has a t-shirt slung over his left shoulder. He is approached by Greg Kilgreen.
Greg Kilgreen - Hello Reck Maverick.
Reck Maverick - *Under his breath* Great... more talking... *Aloud* Hey Greg, what's up homeslice?
Greg Kilgreen - What were you doing in there?
Reck gives Greg a wide eyed look.
Reck Maverick - You don't beat around the bush do you? Well, if you MUST know - I was going over the game plan with my Tag Team partner, Macros Vitruvious. You see Gregory, we are a LEGIT TEAM here in POW. Which means he work together to beat and defeat our opponents - which happen to be the dastardly George Duke and the despicable Jason Dread.
I mean sure, I could've stood out here with my chest puffed out and made the same remark to Macros that Duke made to Dread...
"Macros - I expect only two things from you next week. I expect you to pull your weight and watch my back!"
And do you know where that would've gotten me Greg?
Greg Kilgreen - No I don't
Reck Maverick - It would have gotten me ANOTHER freakin' Roman Salute! That's what it would've gotten me! I've been around the Tag game a LONG time Greg, you can't just say "Pull your weight" and "Watch my back." That will get you NO WHERE in the Tag Division man! It's a lot more complicated then that - one guy can't stand there and call the shots, say 'do this,' 'do that' and so on and so forth. No, you have to sit down with your partner like I have been with Macros and Riley and discuss EVERY moment of EVERY match - who is going to hit high, who's going to hit low. Will Reck Maverick hit fast and Macros hit strong? Will it be Vice Versa? Will we wrap things up with a Roman Salute? A Figure Four? Maybe a Tandem Offense Finish... That's for Macros and I to decide and for the other to decode. The main principle is TEAMWORK brother! It's right in the title... Tag TEAM.
That's why, as I alluded to in the earlier interview - I like our chances: Macros and Maverick, M & M, Style & Substance... Whatever you prefer to refer to us as... I like our chances WAY better than that of this weeks Random Tandem of Duke and Dread. Plus if you factor in the fact that both of us are undefeated...
Greg Kilgreen - Hold on! You were beat last week Maverick!
Reck Maverick - Yes, by Macros... who is my Tag partner, the only man who beat me in on my SIDE so it's almost like it never happened. I have no problem admitting I was beat by Macros, it was a hell of a match and he won CLEAN. He was the better man that night. We both fought with honour - the SAME honour we will bring to this tag match. The two GREATEST HEROES of POW against two Vile ambassadors of Evil. As everyone already knows - Good TRIUMPHS over Evil in pretty much every story ever told and in this story Macros and Maverick are the Heroes... on this show - Macros and Maverick are the stars!
Greg Kilgreen - Your thoughts on the comments George Duke made about wanting to hurt you guys.
Reck Maverick - You know Greg, it's no big secret that I was a HUGE George Duke fan growing up. Actually I may still have some old George Duke action figures buried somewhere at my place in San Jose. I know the Duker always wants to hurt people, that along with Death and Taxes are the only sure things in this day and age but if the Duke of Pain thinks he's going to be injuring either myself or my esteemed Tag partner Macros... Well I will have to wag my finger and say "Tah, Tah..." You will NOT be hurting us on this day Mr. Duke - and nor will you Mr. Dread because well... GOOD LUCK trying to get close to Macros - Trust me, I've been there - it's a REAL pain in the ass to do. I mean I DID it, but it took everything I had. As for trying to hurt me? Dude, please get serious! Everyone know by now that I am too mentally dilapidated to register pain 93.45% of the time. You will just wear yourselves out trying to injury me.
But I'm still finding hard to believe that a Veteran... no, THE Veteran George Duke would fall into the same trap that so many others I have battled have fallen in... namely they are trying to BEAT me rather than DEFEAT me... Tsk, Tsk... 'Tis a sad day when the Great George Duke drops so low... It's a shame.
Greg Kilgreen - I've been meaning to ask... what is that shirt on your shoulder there?
Reck Maverick - Ah... This?
Reck grabs the shirt and flings it open, revealing an Arthur Bryant's BBQ logo.
Reck Maverick - Riley gave me this... said I should wear to help promote Macro's sponsors. I told him I would if helped promote MY sponser...
Greg Kilgreen - Which is what?
Maverick gives him a dirty look.
Reck Maverick - You KNOW full well want it is...
Reck pulls out his flute and plays the tune of the Dragonzord
Ding, Ding-Ding, Ding-a-Ding!
And a puff of smoke appears and a bottle emerges from it. Reck grabs the bottle and holds it out to the camera.
Reck Maverick - The Drink of Champions - DIET PEPSI! Now as much as I would LOVE to discuss the intricacies of Diet Pepsi, I have some other stuff I got to do right now. I catch up to you in a while to finish up... NINJA VANISH!
Reck Maverick hits a Ninja pose then disappears in a puff of smoke.
The End
Greg Kilgreen - Hello Reck Maverick.
Reck Maverick - *Under his breath* Great... more talking... *Aloud* Hey Greg, what's up homeslice?
Greg Kilgreen - What were you doing in there?
Reck gives Greg a wide eyed look.
Reck Maverick - You don't beat around the bush do you? Well, if you MUST know - I was going over the game plan with my Tag Team partner, Macros Vitruvious. You see Gregory, we are a LEGIT TEAM here in POW. Which means he work together to beat and defeat our opponents - which happen to be the dastardly George Duke and the despicable Jason Dread.
I mean sure, I could've stood out here with my chest puffed out and made the same remark to Macros that Duke made to Dread...
"Macros - I expect only two things from you next week. I expect you to pull your weight and watch my back!"
And do you know where that would've gotten me Greg?
Greg Kilgreen - No I don't
Reck Maverick - It would have gotten me ANOTHER freakin' Roman Salute! That's what it would've gotten me! I've been around the Tag game a LONG time Greg, you can't just say "Pull your weight" and "Watch my back." That will get you NO WHERE in the Tag Division man! It's a lot more complicated then that - one guy can't stand there and call the shots, say 'do this,' 'do that' and so on and so forth. No, you have to sit down with your partner like I have been with Macros and Riley and discuss EVERY moment of EVERY match - who is going to hit high, who's going to hit low. Will Reck Maverick hit fast and Macros hit strong? Will it be Vice Versa? Will we wrap things up with a Roman Salute? A Figure Four? Maybe a Tandem Offense Finish... That's for Macros and I to decide and for the other to decode. The main principle is TEAMWORK brother! It's right in the title... Tag TEAM.
That's why, as I alluded to in the earlier interview - I like our chances: Macros and Maverick, M & M, Style & Substance... Whatever you prefer to refer to us as... I like our chances WAY better than that of this weeks Random Tandem of Duke and Dread. Plus if you factor in the fact that both of us are undefeated...
Greg Kilgreen - Hold on! You were beat last week Maverick!
Reck Maverick - Yes, by Macros... who is my Tag partner, the only man who beat me in on my SIDE so it's almost like it never happened. I have no problem admitting I was beat by Macros, it was a hell of a match and he won CLEAN. He was the better man that night. We both fought with honour - the SAME honour we will bring to this tag match. The two GREATEST HEROES of POW against two Vile ambassadors of Evil. As everyone already knows - Good TRIUMPHS over Evil in pretty much every story ever told and in this story Macros and Maverick are the Heroes... on this show - Macros and Maverick are the stars!
Greg Kilgreen - Your thoughts on the comments George Duke made about wanting to hurt you guys.
Reck Maverick - You know Greg, it's no big secret that I was a HUGE George Duke fan growing up. Actually I may still have some old George Duke action figures buried somewhere at my place in San Jose. I know the Duker always wants to hurt people, that along with Death and Taxes are the only sure things in this day and age but if the Duke of Pain thinks he's going to be injuring either myself or my esteemed Tag partner Macros... Well I will have to wag my finger and say "Tah, Tah..." You will NOT be hurting us on this day Mr. Duke - and nor will you Mr. Dread because well... GOOD LUCK trying to get close to Macros - Trust me, I've been there - it's a REAL pain in the ass to do. I mean I DID it, but it took everything I had. As for trying to hurt me? Dude, please get serious! Everyone know by now that I am too mentally dilapidated to register pain 93.45% of the time. You will just wear yourselves out trying to injury me.
But I'm still finding hard to believe that a Veteran... no, THE Veteran George Duke would fall into the same trap that so many others I have battled have fallen in... namely they are trying to BEAT me rather than DEFEAT me... Tsk, Tsk... 'Tis a sad day when the Great George Duke drops so low... It's a shame.
Greg Kilgreen - I've been meaning to ask... what is that shirt on your shoulder there?
Reck Maverick - Ah... This?
Reck grabs the shirt and flings it open, revealing an Arthur Bryant's BBQ logo.
Reck Maverick - Riley gave me this... said I should wear to help promote Macro's sponsors. I told him I would if helped promote MY sponser...
Greg Kilgreen - Which is what?
Maverick gives him a dirty look.
Reck Maverick - You KNOW full well want it is...
Reck pulls out his flute and plays the tune of the Dragonzord
Ding, Ding-Ding, Ding-a-Ding!
And a puff of smoke appears and a bottle emerges from it. Reck grabs the bottle and holds it out to the camera.
Reck Maverick - The Drink of Champions - DIET PEPSI! Now as much as I would LOVE to discuss the intricacies of Diet Pepsi, I have some other stuff I got to do right now. I catch up to you in a while to finish up... NINJA VANISH!
Reck Maverick hits a Ninja pose then disappears in a puff of smoke.
The End
